'NJ Housewives' are Table Flippin' Ridiculous
There's a bunch of backstory here, but chances are if you've never seen an episode of the "Real Housewives of New Jersey," you won't care anyway. Just enjoy this nuclear dinner freakout, courtesy of Teresa and Danielle.
On last night's ridiculous season finale, dishes flew, one called the other a "prostitute whore" and a table was nearly tossed over.
P.S. -- Did we mention some of the ladies' kids were around? "Real" classy.
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'NY Housewife' Gets Real Community Service
"Real Housewives of New York's" Kelly Bensimon has been ordered to two days of community service for laying the smack down on her ex in an apartment attack.
Bensimon was arrested in March after allegedly giving boytoy BF Nicholas Stefanov a black eye and sliced cheek in an argument at her Manhattan pad.
Outside court today, Bensimon claimed she was only protecting her family and "justice was served" -- but inside, the judge ruled that while Kelly can contact her ex, she can't harm or threaten him in any way.
Kelly's misdemeanor assault charges will be wiped clean if she completes her service and keeps out of trouble for a year.
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'NJ Housewife' -- What Planet U On?
Here's "Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Teresa Giudice (left) -- and Kim Hunter as Dr. Zira in the 1968 film "Planet of the Apes" (right).
One of them is known to act uncivilized.
We're just sayin'.
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Countess Luann Parties with the Help
Someone alert the Waldorfs, because Dorota may be polishing candlesticks with another member of the Upper East Side elite -- Countess Luann de Lesseps!
The "Real Housewife of New York" (right) and "Gossip Girl's" Zuzanna Szadkowski (common spelling) were spotted together at the Do Something Awards Thursday night in NYC.
How nice of Blair to give her right hand woman a night off.
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Bethenny Frankel Finally Cracks
Apparently, Bethenny Frankel's new book wasn't revealing enough ...
If there's one thing about those ladies from the "Real Housewives of New York" ... they always know how to keep things classy.
NY Real Housewife Really Hates New Jersey
She loves the ladies of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" but New York's Bethenny Frankel sure didn't have kind words for the Garden State itself -- basically calling it a useless place where people get trapped and can never leave.
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'Real Housewife' -- Real Small Paycheck
Real Housewife of Orange County Lauri Waring is demanding more cash from her ex husband -- and it's probably because she claims to only make 400 bucks a month.
In legal papers filed in Orange County Superior Court, Waring claims she has over $12,000 in expenses per month, and the money she's already getting from Phillip Waring just ain't cuttin' it.
Lauri claims she's tryin' to help out, stating in the docs that she's working two jobs -- insurance agent and actress. Yeah, actress. Right.
BTW -- Lauri estimates Phil pulls in around $360,000 a year.
UPDATE: We just talked to Lauri, who gave us a completely different side to this story. Lauri says her ex is the one trying to modify how much money she's getting -- not her -- meaning he doesn't wanna pay her at all any more. She says because of this, she had to turn in an expense report -- which is the document that said she only makes 400 bones a month.
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'Real Housewives' to Invade, Exploit Beverly Hills
The producers behind the "Real Housewives" shows are hunting for their next attention-whoring lineup of women to cash in on -- and this time they're setting their sights on Beverly Hills.
TMZ has stumbled upon a brand new casting ad saying:
"Bravo is looking for outgoing, exciting, strong, focused women who reside in and around the Beverly Hills area that want to share their lives.
"We are looking for women who are lively and energetic, with defined opinions and views. Our featured women should have busy lives, be involved with the community, have a strong work ethic, and an active social calendar."
Translation -- They want some unbeweaveably crazy, catty, standoffish quasi-rich chicks who are willing to drum up enough faux-drama to keep people glued to their TVs. It's Bev. Hills, people... they shouldn't have too much trouble.
O.C. 'Housewife' Fights Dirty Over Topless Pic
The bell has rung and the gloves are off for Round Two of Gretchen Rossi vs TheDirty.com -- and this time it's over a topless photo instead of compromising bathroom pics.
TheDirty posted a photo yesterday of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" star riding topless in the passenger seat of a car -- and now Gretchen has tagged the Costa Mesa Police Department in to join her in the fight against the website.
We've obtained a letter the CMPD fired over to TheDirty's lawyers, saying they've now launched an investigation over the origins of the photos -- which still remain on the site.
It's the most "real life" drama Rossi has ever been a part of.
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'Housewife' to Website -- Urine Trouble Now!
It's safe to say Gretchen Rossi is not TheDirty.com's #1 fan.
"Real Housewives of Orange County" star Gretchen Rossi is pissed off about a photo that was posted online of her on the toilet. Her lawyers fired off a cease and desist letter to the TheDirty.com, demanding the pic's removal.
In the letter, Rossi claims the pics were stolen from her and posted without her authorization. The photo is still up on the site.
Here's what we're wondering ... who takes a picture of themselves on the toilet? Just askin' ...
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ATL Housewife -- We See Right Thru You
Lisa Wu Hartwell from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wasn't sure if TMZ was a fan -- but we see two reasons why we should be ...
Lisa and her ATL gal pal NeNe Leakes hit up Mr. Chow for dinner last night -- but the only thing they chewed up and spit out was the hated Kim Zolciak.
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ATL Housewife Kim Check Out D's...
... deez boobs!!!
"Real Housewives with Fake Weaves of Atlanta" star Kim Zolciak's bud said Kim was "high class" -- because nothing says "high class" like the chick who once lied about having cancer telling people to "look at my t*ts."
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"Real Housewife's" Thong Exposed -- by Hubby
Not only is "Real Housewives of New York's" Alex McCord out of a job, but thanks to her wacko husband Simon van Kempen, she was almost out of her clothes too ... again.
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"Real Housewife" -- D-Listed
Here's "Real Housewives of New York" star Jill Zarin, 45, in L.A. last week (left) -- and America's favorite 48-year-old "D-List"-er, Kathy Griffin, in Beverly Hills a while back (right).
Only one of them accused their ex-husband of stealing $72,000 from her.
We're just sayin'.
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O.C. 'Real Housewife' Gets Real Threats
Cops say someone hates one of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" so much, they've actually made threats on her life.
The Orange County Sheriff's Department is investigating two death threats received by Vicki Gunvalson. We're told sheriffs believe the two threats came from "a fanatical female fan who takes the show way too seriously."
According to Sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino, Vicki received one of the threats through a phone call -- and the other through an email sent to another cast member from the show, Jeana Keough. The email told Keough not to worry about Gunvalson because she "would take care of Vicki for her."
An investigation is currently underway.
'Real Housewife' Real Selfish
Talk about adding insult to injury: Kim Zolciak, a cast member on the "Real Housewives of Atlanta," just skipped out on a charity event for battered women ... to take a vacation in the Bahamas. Here's the bad news -- she'll probably come back.
According to Ajc.com Zolciak was supposed to lend her "star power" to an event sponsored by Shoes for Shattered Hearts -- a charity that was actually co-founded by Zolciak herself. It's one thing to start a charity, it's another to actually show up, especially since this was the fledging organization's first event.
Instead of helping others, the Real Selfish Housewife opted for some "mental R and R." Apparently, the kind of R and R that you can only get in the Caribbean ... getting drunk on a beach.