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Former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole thinks Lindsay Lohan better do something "like nasty" to justify her almost-million dollar payday from Playboy ... including, "spread eagle."

Nicole explains, "if you're getting a million dollars, I wanna see s**t I've never seen before."

Lindsay Lohan's been a very naughty girl ... and this weekend, she dressed the part ... to kick it at the annual Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion.

Seemingly inspired by her cleaning duties at the morgue, Lohan donned her sexiest French maid uniform Saturday night ... and hung out with a bunch of other ladies who've bared all in the mag.

TMZ broke the story ... Playboy shelled out nearly a million bucks to get Lindsay to strip down to her birthday suit. Still no word on when the spread is expected to hit the shelves.

Lindsay Lohan didn't wuss out for her Playboy shoot -- TMZ has learned, the actress will BARE ALL in her upcoming spread ... i.e. the holy trifecta ... or as one source close to Playboy put it, "boobs, ass, and vag."

As we previously reported, Lindsay recently locked down a nearly-million-dollar deal with PB for a full pictorial -- and yesterday, she finally wrapped her 4-day shoot.

Reports circulated Lindsay would pull one of those lame semi-nude fiascos -- all sideboob, no fun -- but sources close to Hef & co. tell us, that is NOT the case. Lindsay did insist the photos be "tastefully done," but we're told she's still going the full monty.

It's unclear when Lindsay will grace the cover -- but it could be the life-giving jolt Playboy needs for a comeback.

Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy -- TMZ has confirmed -- and LiLo don't strip for peanuts ... the spread will earn her almost a million dollars!

Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted ... ONE MILLION dollars ... to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference).

We're told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price -- but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in ... but it's a good bet she'll be on the cover.

Lindsay's rep said, "I can neither confirm or deny at this time." Playboy didn't immediately respond to our email or phone call. 

According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend -- which means Linds was juggling her court ordered morgue duties ... with getting nekkid.

Sweet, sweet multi-tasking.

Lindsay is going FULL FRONTAL.

Deal of the century -- some mystery buyer just purchased the massive engagement ring Hugh Hefner gave to Crystal Harris ... for a fraction of the original $90,000 price tag.

Sources tell TMZ, the unidentified bidder won Crystal's auction this morning -- bidding $38,000 for the 3.39 carat circular-cut diamond. With taxes and fees, the final bill was $47,500.

Shockingly, the ring actually exceeded auctioneer expectations -- because it was only supposed to sell for $20 -$30k.

Hugh reportedly shelled out the full $90k for the ring when he proposed to Crystal less than a year ago -- but Crystal called the wedding off.

A diamond isn't always forever ... sometimes it's only for 6 months -- especially for Hugh Hefner's ex-fiancee Crystal Harris ... who just put her engagement ring on a pretty famous auction block!

TMZ has learned ... the platinum ring, which boasts a 3.39 carat circular-cut diamond -- will be auctioned off by Christie's in NYC next month.

According to the listing, the ring is expected to sell somewhere in the range of $20 -$30k.

Sources close to Crystal tell us ... the former Playboy model "couldn't bear to look at the ring anymore because it brought back bad memories."

Think how the guy who paid for that rock feels ... right, Hef?

Journey guitarist Neal Schon married 1986 Playboy Playmate Ava Fabian just TWO MONTHS AGO -- and she tells TMZ, she's absolutely devastated by her husband's affair with Michaele Salahi.

Ava -- who claims she was with Neal right before he went on tour, tells us, "This is very painful for me. I'm very hurt." It's pretty clear from the video ... she never suspected a thing.

Ava and Neal got married in Paris in July -- and as you can see in the pics, the entire band was there.

Some photos of a celebrity man nozzle has the folks at Playgirl all hot and bothered ... after the dong shots were allegedly stolen and leaked to the Internet ... TMZ has learned.

The man connected to the wiener is "Real World: Hollywood" muscle head Joey Kovar-- who banked $20k to pose in a fully nude spread that was supposed to be revealed later this year.

So when the photos turned up on TheDirty.com recently -- Playgirl wasn't amused ... and fired off a cease and desist letter to the website. Playgirl is demanding Dirty honcho Nik Richie immediately take down the shots ... or else face the wrath of a lawsuit.

At the time of this post, TheDirty had not removed the pics ... and we're told the site has no plans to take them down.

The Playboy Playmate who shot her husband in the chest last year told police she only pulled the trigger AFTER he slapped her in the face ... this according to new court docs obtained by TMZ.

66-year-old Victoria Rathgeb -- who was the 1968 Playmate of the Year under the name Angela Dorian -- spoke with investigators following the shooting ... who claim she never "expressed remorse or regret for her actions."

Officers say Victoria told them she and her husband had gotten into an argument inside their Hollywood apartment ... and after he grabbed his things and started to leave, she grabbed her gun and followed him.

Victoria claimed her husband then slapped her in the face, so she shot him. The victim also spoke to police about the incident, but made no mention of slapping her. He DID say that Victoria had been constantly accusing him of cheating ... and often verbally abused him.

Investigators concluded that Victoria "has a serious and violent anger management problem, and lacks impulse control. This type of behavior cannot be minimized, tolerated or justified."

1968 Playboy playmate of the year Angela Dorian has just been sentenced to 9 YEARS behind bars for shooting her husband in the chest in 2010.

66-year-old Dorian -- aka Victoria Rathgeb -- aka Victoria Vetri -- pled no contest to attempted voluntary manslaughter in L.A. County Superior Court.

On top of the 9 year sentence -- Dorian was ordered to pay $70 thousand into California's victim restitution fund.

TMZ broke the story ... Angela grabbed a handgun a fired one shot at Bruce Rathgeb following a heated argument inside their Hollywood apartment.

Listed: Quaint 3-story home in Beverly Hills ... 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom ... 676 square feet ... and located near GREAT schools!!!

And at $499,000 ... it's a GREAT BUY ... if you don't mind the fact that the decomposed dead body of a former B-movie actress was discovered at the home back in May.

According to Curbed LA ... the "dilapidated" home of former Playboy Playmate Yvette Vickers has been put up for sale ... just 4 months after her mummified remains were discovered inside the home. Cops believe she may have died more than a year ago ... but nobody checked up on her.

The seller has listed the home at $499k -- but notes it's a "major fixer-upper."

Question is ...

Here's a shocker -- the chick who ditched Hugh Hefner days before their wedding is now trying to shop her own reality show around town ... and even more shocking, there's actual interest.

TMZ has learned ... Crystal Harris already has meetings set up with a few different networks ... hoping to land a deal.

We're told the premise behind the show (beyond just the fact that she's hot) will focus on her struggle to find a career after burning the richest bridge she will ever have.

Did we mention that she's hot?

Hugh Hefner's runaway bride Crystal Harris has got a brand new roommate -- except this time, it's not an 85-year-old man ... it's Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw.

Sources close to Crystal tell TMZ, she officially moved into Jordan's Hollywood Hills home a couple weeks ago -- but she's been crashing at the place on and off for months ... while she split her time between L.A. and San Diego.

Surprisingly, we're told the two are NOT dating -- they're just really good friends ... and as we previously reported, they're both working hard to produce Crystal's new album.

A famous German rapper is being sued for allegedly punching a woman in the face and breaking her nose during a party at the Playboy Mansion in 2009 ... TMZ has learned.

Alessandra Mendes claims she was minding her own business on the dance floor during a party for a beverage called Stander ... when some "drunk and unruly" dude named Giwar Hajabi -- aka Xatar -- bumped into her friend.

In her lawsuit, filed last week in L.A. County Superior Court, Mendes claims she asked Hajabi to leave them alone ... but instead, he pushed her and pulled her hair. Mendes says Hajabi then, "stepped on [my] foot and punched [me] in the nose."

In her suit, Mendes points out that she is 5'4" and 120 lbs ... and Xatar is 6'0" and 235 lbs.

Mendes claims Xatar "had a known reputation for drunken , unruly and combative and violent behavior, but [Playboy, Stander and the party promoters] allowed Hajabi on to the premises" anyway.

In the docs, Mendes claims while she was bleeding profusely, she was "simply escorted to a shuttle bus" and taken to her car without any medical attention.

Mendes is suing Xatar, Playboy, Stander and the promoters for unspecified damages.

Attempts to reach Xatar were unsuccessful. Calls to Playboy have not been returned.

Levi Johnston's little sister HATES Bristol Palin ... calling her "evil" and a "sociopath" in a new Playboy interview. Oh, and she also gets naked.

19-year-old Mercede Johnston (above left) just WENT OFF about the entire Palin crew -- calling Sarah Palin a bad mom who's "never there for [her kids]" ... adding, "She doesn't make her kids go to school. She'd rather parade them around and put on a show, at book signings or conventions."

As for Bristol -- "Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She'll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I've ever known ... Honestly, she is the meanest person."

Mercede adds, "I didn't know someone could be so vindictive and evil ...[She's] a sociopath. She doesn't think anything she could do or does is wrong."

Mercede also claims Bristol and Levi PLANNED their pregnancy -- saying, "They were trying to conceive for months."