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Moments ago, Jessie Lunderby (32-24-33) met with officials for the first time since she was put on administrative leave following the nudie shoot for Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Week back in June.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ officials quickly informed Lunderby of their decision to terminate -- and made her turn in her uniform at the station.

According to our sources, Lunderby was told she got the boot for being "a distraction in the facility."

Lunderby -- who only had a thin layer of blue body paint covering her incredible body -- posed for this picture while at a Stars and Stripes party at the Playboy Mansion back in May.

TMZ has learned the school where Elin is currently enrolled in evening classes -- Rollins College in Winter Park, Florida -- is ranked #7 on the Playboy Top Ten party school list ... beating out UC Santa Barbara, Plymouth State, and University of Iowa.

Rachel hedged when we asked her about a Playboy offer on TMZ Live on Friday -- but we found out that Tiger Woods' #1 mistress has already struck an agreement. A source close to the mag tells us Rachel has the right to pull out any time before the shoot goes down -- which is in three weeks.

We're also told Rachel won't be baring it all -- just the backside ... and the topside.

The video, which is set to be released by Vivid Entertainment, was shot in 2005 ... after Kendra had turned 18. Vivid.com will post even more screen grabs today.

The sex tape that Kendra Wilkinson claims she's desperately trying to stop isn't exactly packed with new material -- sources tell us the skin flick was shot back in 2005 ... right after Kendra turned 18.

Kendra has already admitted that she knew about the tape -- which is now in the possession of Vivid Entertainment.

Between Paris, Sophie Monk and now Holly ... Benji clearly thinks blondes are more fun.

Kendra, who gave birth in December, put her post-baby bod on display at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand.

Hank Baskett ... and Holly Madison's rack ... showed up too.

In a lawsuit filed in Cleveland, 27-year-old DeCesare claims a local nightclub named "Sin" plastered her face all over a flier without her permission ... and more importantly, without paying her a dime.

Club owner Gordon Stojkowski tells us, "I have no idea about this lawsuit."

DeCesare -- who married former Cleveland Browns QB Jeff Garcia in 2007 -- wants at least $25,000 in damages.

TMZ has exclusively learned the mysterious object is a technological relic last seen in the '90s called a public pay telephone.

We're told the 24-year-old then checked her beeper before putting on her Walkman.

In an interview that aired this morning on Oprah, Jessica says she "felt betrayed" when her ex spilled the dirty details of their sex life to Playboy -- and though he said he's sorry via e-mail, she never wrote back.

She also dropped the dreaded D word -- saying she's "disappointed" in John for the entire ordeal.

Jayde Nicole is being touted around Las Vegas as a full service escort who will come straight to your hotel room if the price is right. Problem is, Jayde knows nothing about it.

TMZ has learned Jayde's image is being passed around Vegas on those escort-for-hire cards that those people flick at passersby on the streets.

On the flier, Jayde is identified as "Tanya" -- and the accompanying nudie pic is ripped straight from her Playboy spread.

But here's the best part: We called the escort service -- strictly for research purposes -- and they guaranteed the woman you saw on the card is the same exact woman who will show up to your sleazy motel room.

They also explained that "Tanya" doesn't cost $35 -- but if you turn in the card, you get a $35 discount from the regular price. Sorry ... they wouldn't tell us what price is regular.

But obviously, Jayde is not really a Sin City streetwalker -- and now a rep for the former Playmate of the Year tells us lawyers have already "dispatched a cease and desist letter" on behalf of both Jayde and Playboy.

When he wasn't droppin' the N-bomb or comparing his dangle to a KKK member, John Mayer also said one other interesting thing in that Playboy interview -- that his "dream" is to write pornography.

Now, his dream could become a reality -- because XXX giant Vivid Entertainment wants to put Mayer to work ... stat! Vivid penned a letter to the blues singer offering him a gig as a writer and director for one of its upcoming nakey films.

Vivid writes that Mayer's a great candidate for the porn biz because his talents "have touched so many" -- and apparently there's a lot more touching to be done.