Girls Next Door Get Wet in Vegas

The true unofficial start of summer: Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson doing what they do second best. Hef's exes sat around the pool at Wet Republic in the MGM Grand yesterday, half naked.

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Cops Interrupt Hef's Backgammon Game

Don't you just hate it when you're sitting around in your bathrobe, playing backgammon with your son, blonde bombshells at your beck and call -- and the cops show up and ruin the whole thing?

That's exactly what happened last night to Playboy main man Hugh Hefner. He was enjoying said game of backgammon with his son Marston (a Thursday tradition) when a slew of cop cars rolled up to the Playboy Mansion. Turns out the po-po received a call that shots were fired and came to see what was going down.

Alas, the call was wrong -- the only shots being fired were of the backgammon variety.

Hef's Ex Sets Record 300 Chicks at Once

There are a lot of stupid World Records out there -- most rattlesnakes in one mouth, really? -- but here's one we can really get behind: The largest bikini parade ever, led by Holly Madison yesterday in Vegas.

Lead Singer of Missing Persons 'Memba Her?!

With new wave songs like "Words," "Destination Unknown" and "Walking in L.A.," Dale Bozzio is famous for being the lead singer of '80s band Missing Persons. Guess what she looks like now!

Lisa Rinna's Body -- The G-Rated Edition

Just in case you missed her nude Playboy pictorial, 45-year-old Lisa Rinna broke out a tiny tiny red bikini and flexed her ridiculous physique in front of the kiddies...

The kids couldn't look less interested -- but the guy in the background, he's impressed.

Kendra Wilkinson Works the Pole

Since leaving the Playboy mansion, "Girls Next Door" star Kendra Wilkinson has found a career to fall forward on.

The 23-year-old straddled a slide at the Santa Monica Pier on Wednesday, like a pro.

Hef really taught Kendra how to utilize her assets to their maximum potential.

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Naked Playboy Cop Takes a Lickin'

The NYPD cop who was fired for getting naked in a 1994 Playboy spread just filed a request for a restraining order against her ex girlfriend -- yes, ex girlfriend -- claiming she was the victim in a heated girl-on-girl fight.

Former officer Carol Shaya claims the drama exploded last month, when her live-in girlfriend, Jessica Phillips, unleashed a can of whoopass when Carol tried to break things off.

In the papers, filed last week in L.A. County Superior Court, Shaya claims Phillips "came across the room, grabbed me by my throat, threw me into the refrigerator door."

Carol also claims her visiting mother was once attacked by Phillips -- who allegedly twisted her wrist, scratched her and threatened to unleash "World War III" if mom didn't leave.

Shaya wants Phillips to stay 100 yards away from both her and her mother.

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Hugh Hefner's B-Day The Party to Die For

Hugh Hefner pulled off his best "Weekend at Bernie's" impression during his 83rd birthday at the Palms in Vegas this weekend.

Rigor mortis is the new Viagra.

Chesney Goes Topless with Playboy Chick

He may not have a lot of hair, but Kenny Chesney's sure got game.

After losing at the ACMs, the country star scored with two blonde hotties at the Playboy Club last night in Las Vegas.

They think his bald head's sexy!

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Live Next to The Best Neighbors Ever

Not cool enough to hang with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion? Well, now you can buy your way into a front row seat for all the Playmates' parties.

Calling all Peeping Toms! The house right next to the Playboy Mansion, currently owned by Hefner, is being put up on the market. The house boasts five bedrooms, seven bathrooms and big, big windows. Sure the house is being sold for 30 mil, but it might be worth it ... you know, for the nice neighbors.

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The Other "Girl Next Door"

That chick from "The Girls Next Door" who isn't Kendra or Holly has got a smokin' body!

Apparently the 35-year-old's name is Bridget Marquardt. Who knew?

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Floaters

These celebrities heads are so big they jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Kendra Suffering From Hefatitis?!?

Kendra Wilkinson was a little camera shy yesterday at LAX -- inconspicuously covering a break-out of something around her mouth.

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Some jokes, like Kendra, are too easy.

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Larry Flynt: 'I've Had More Women Than Hefner!'

It's a full blown shot at Hef's manhood -- Larry Flynt making the incredibly bold claim he's bagged more chicks than his bathrobe-wearing, pipe-smoking porn rival!

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Here's the tail of the tape: Larry's famously taken down boatloads of quality classy women, but without the notoriety of Hef's conquests. Hugh's d-list of achievements is a little more well known: Shannon Tweed, Brande Roderick, Barbi Benton ... and of course Holly, Bridget and Kendra.

So who is the ultimate man-whore in the nudie mag industry? That's for you to decide...

Playmate's Touch Drives Car Price Up

Hurry! While supply lasts, you can purchase a 2007 Mini Cooper convertible owned by a former Playmate of the Year -- and it'll only cost you around $9,000 more than it should!* (Playmate not included)

That's right, folks, this fully loaded Mini -- which is "celebrity owned" by 2007 PMOY Sara Jean Underwood -- will run you $34,999.99. But we checked the all-knowing Kelly Blue Book, which says a Mini of the same model, make, year and mileage should cost around $26,000.

The Mini, much like most Playmates, must have a few enhanced parts under the hood.

Shauna's Playboy Dreams for 9-Year-Old Daughter

It's one of the most shocking/cringe inducing things we've ever seen: Shauna Sand asking her 9-year-old daughter if she wants to do Playboy.

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Judging by the girl's answer, it's good to see someone in this family has some sense.

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