Abigail Ratchford & Gemma Farrell You Can't Top Us!!!

Models Abigail Ratchford and Gemma Farrell brought their talents to Miami ... and definitely weren't shy about putting them on display for all to see.

You're welcome.

Abigail -- easily one of the hottest women on the planet -- and her New Zealand gal pal/model hit the beach for a photo shoot that left a teensy-weensy bit to the imagination. They tried on a couple bikinis and flaunted the goods.

In the mood for an Abigail #ThrowbackThursday? Start with her reenacting Kim K's bare naked ass photo shoot and finish with a little In-N-Out.

Taylor Swift Kicks Off Tour ... I Got Yer Snake Right Here, Kim K.

Taylor Swift's Reputation tour is taking everyone down memory lane to the time Kim Kardashian called her a snake on social media, because several fake ones littered her stage.

Taylor kicked off her tour Tuesday night in Glendale, Arizona with a giant 30-ft cobra in tow ... so, doesn't look like she's letting bygones be bygones.

Taylor explained that the snake diss, which had people stamping her socials with snake emojis, made her go "through some really low times." She also insinuated Kim was a bully. "If someone is using name-calling to bully you on social media -- and even if a lot of people jump on board with it, it doesn't have to defeat you. It can strengthen you instead," she told the crowd of 60k people.

Openers Charli XCX and Camila Cabello also joined Taylor onstage for her hit, "Shake It Off," but doesn't look like Taylor's ready to do that anytime soon.

Kylie & Travis Grabbing the Goods ... If the Shoe Fits

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott went shoe shopping in NYC the day after the Met Gala, and it was a very hands-on experience for him ... just ask Kylie's ass.

The couple hit up Stadium Goods, which sells rare sneakers, and they couldn't keep their paws off each other, especially Travis ... who got a solid hold of Kylie's rear during the PDA sesh. KJ opted for the more traditional hugs and kisses.

They attended the Gala together Monday night hand-in-hand, and have been pretty much inseparable since their daughter, Stormi, was born.

BTW ... Travis turned 26 was last week, with mama and baby coming along for the ride. Looks like he's still enjoying a healthy serving of cake. Gotta love leftovers!

Calvin Harris Bad Car Crash in Bev Hills ... GF Plows into Honda

2:14 PM PT -- A source close to Calvin is disputing how the accident went down ... telling us the Honda was pulled over at the side of the road and appeared to be stopped. Our source says without warning, the Honda pulled into the lane Calvin was traveling in and struck the Range Rover -- leaving no question that it was the other vehicle's fault.

Calvin Harris and his girlfriend, Aarika Wolf, slammed into another car this weekend, leaving a couple of young ladies injured.

Eyewitnesses tell us Calvin's girlfriend, Aarika, was behind the wheel of a Range Rover on a residential street Sunday in Bev Hills ... behind a Honda with 2 girls in it. The Honda driver started to turn left into a driveway. We're told Calvin's gf didn't slow down and plowed into the left side of the car, making it spin out and setting off the airbags. The cars ended up facing each other.

Cops were called and insurance information was exchanged. We're told the Honda passengers complained neither Calvin nor Aarika asked if they were okay.

The famous couple was invited into a nearby neighbor's home as they waited for their ride -- an SUV eventually came by to pick them up. Both cars in the wreck ended up getting towed ... and we're told the two girls are now experiencing pain, and plan on filing a police report.

BTW ... this ain't Calvin's first car crash in L.A. He got into a nasty accident a couple years ago near Coldwater Canyon, which sent him to the hospital.

2018 Met Gala After the Mass ... It's RiRi's After-Party!

Hollywood took a second crack at high fashion after the 2018 Met Gala -- only this time they ditched the Catholic wear ... and opted for stuff that might make Jesus blush.

Tons of celebs hit up NYC's Up&Down nightclub Monday night for Rihanna's Met Gala after-party, and a lot of them changed out of their crowns, wings and lengthy gowns into more traditional clubbing getups.

While their earlier outfits were fine and dandy ... nothing beats classic partying gear, if you ask us. Some of the stars who showed up included Kim K, Kendall Jenner, Gigi and Bella Hadid, Pharrell, Mary J. Blige, Cassie, Diddy, Blake Lively, Justin Theroux, Paris Jackson and lots more.

Some A-listers stuck to their earlier digs, like Donald Glover. Can't blame him, though -- the dude looked great in that purple tux.

Different strokes ...

2018 Met Gala Rihanna Tips Hat to the Pope For 'Heavenly' Event

The 2018 Met Gala has quite the theme this year, and it'll be interesting to see if the Hollywood elite stick to its holy overtones. Let us pray?

Celebs started trickling into the Metropolitan Museum of Art Monday evening in NYC for this year's Gala -- hosted by Anna Wintour with a "Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination." Yeah, we didn't know what to expect either ... until Rihanna showed up rocking the traditional Papal headgear.

Other early arrivals include George and Amal Clooney, Donatella Versace, Diddy, Jennifer Lopez, and Blake Lively -- and of course many more are expected.

Traditional Vatican garb is on display throughout the museum, but it's unclear how many celebs will follow in RiRi's footsteps with the theme. One thing's for sure, though ... A LOT of them definitely got the heavenly memo, especially Katy Perry.

Cue the "Hallelujah" entrance music.

Meek Mill All Eyes On Me to Celebrate Big 3-1!!!

Meek Mill's living his best life right now and it's got everything to do with finally getting outta prison and even more to do with how he's enjoying his freedom ... with a sweet 31st birthday turn up.

The rapper celebrated turning 31 Sunday in Miami surrounded by friends, including David Grutman, at Komodo. We're told he was in town recording new music, but made sure to live it up a little, in honor of his bday.

The champagne and shots were flowin' and the birthday cake candles were blown. Meek's already the toast of Philly ... and Miami ain't looking bad, either.

What's The Big Frigin' Difference?!

Try not to let these almost identical images of Sarah Jessica Parker kick you to the curb ... stand tall and see if you can locate the differences between these similar city snaps!

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**

Farrah Abraham My Coconuts are Koo Koo for Fiji!!

Farrah Abraham is sizzling on a South Pacific beach, but thankfully she's got fresh coconuts -- to keep her cool.

The ex-'Teen Mom' flaunted her goods in a bathing suit on Wavi Island in Fiji. Thing is ... it's a private island, so not too many people got to enjoy Farrah's coming and going. Somehow she managed to get in front of the one person with a camera. Shocking, right?

Farrah made sure to stay hydrated under the hot Fiji sun ... she never put down the damn coconuts.

We're sure she got tons of D, too. The vitamin.

Playmate Amy Lee Summers Bustin' Out of Her Bikini ... No, For Reals

New Zealand model and Playboy Playmate Amy Lee Summers brought new meaning to the ol' adage, "1 if by land, 2 if by sea," when she spilled out of her top in the SoCal surf.

Amy Lee was frolicking through Malibu Thursday for a photo shoot when she suffered the nip slip, but recovered like a pro. She had more luck securing her bikini bottoms -- they stayed on. Barely.

Even while she was on dry land, she found a way to end up all wet.

Check out the gallery ... summer's definitely coming.