JWoww Buy My NJ Crib ... You Can GTL, While I Bank Nearly $1 Mil

JWoww's massive 7,000 square foot New Jersey home isn't right on the Jersey shore but it's close and, HUGE BONUS ... the buyer won't have to go far for all their GTL needs.

JWoww just listed her 6 bedroom, 5 bath home in Toms River for $1.59 million. And while it's got a big kitchen with 2 islands, lagoon pool and slide, the pad is a true "Jersey Shore" fan's dream because there's a gym, tanning bed and laundry room inside the pad.

JWoww bought the home in 2011 for only $685k, so she's looking to make off with $905k. No word where she's moving to or if the tanning bed is actually included in the sale. Might be hard for her to part with it.

Floyd Mayweather Sets Sail on Epic Thailand Vacay ... I'm James Bond!

Floyd Mayweather's larger-than-life Asia trip has docked in Phuket, Thailand ... and the retired boxer's soakin' in the sun on a frickin' yacht!!

Floyd's retirement vacay has taken him through China, Russia and Dubai ... but it seems like he's REALLY enjoying this leg of the trip -- an island-hopping tour also featuring beach time on the world-famous James Bond Island and guided cave kayaking.

"I don’t know about y’all, but I’m living!!!" Mayweather wrote on social media.

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Floyd even managed to squeeze in some time for romance ... swingin' with Jamie Lynn, one of his many lady friends, next to a candlelit pool.

It's good to be rich.

Carrie Fisher's Dog Gary Doesn't Just Heel, He Heals ... Says New Owner

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Carrie Fisher's French bulldog, Gary, is more than a famous pooch looking to make a buck -- he's downright therapeutic for Carrie's throngs of fans ... and his new owner's seen it happen, firsthand.

We got Carrie's former assistant, Corby McCoin, leaving Basix Cafe in West Hollywood ... with Gary, of course. We asked her about the standoff with Disney and Carrie's family -- primarily her daughter Billie Lourd and ex-husband Bryan Lourd.

We broke the story ... Billie and Bryan think Gary's public appearances cheapen Carrie's legacy, and want Corby to keep Gary out of the spotlight.

Corby says she isn't in it for the money, but adds it's clear to her now ... Gary provides emotional support to fans who are missing Carrie.

Simone Biles Mastered All Our Moves in 2-3 Days! ... Says Texans Cheerleader

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In case you weren't already impressed by Simone Biles' cheerleading debut for the Houston Texans, get this -- it took the gymnast just DAYS to master the squad's whole routine!!

"She learned everything for that game in literally 2 to 3 days," Texans cheerleader Mallory told TMZ Sports.

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Simone was such a badass on game day, Mallory says the Olympic legend now has her own locker ... and can come through anytime she feels like bustin' out her boots and pom-poms.

"Once you're a part of the team, you're a part of the sisterhood."

Ariel Winter Who Needs 31 Flavors ... I'll take these 2

The Winter season is just a few days away, but Ariel Winter's wardrobe and taste buds are already screaming for summer.

Ariel threw on her most comfy crop top and sweatpants for a trip to Disney California Adventure over the weekend with her boyfriend, Levi Meaden.

But before hopping on some rides, Ariel got her vanilla/chocolate swirl on. Wasn't just her, though.

Check out the pics .. appears as if her California Adventure tour guide also joined in on the fun while her BF and crew downed some cold brews. She's only 19 ... beer's gonna have to wait. Bummer.

Ellen DeGeneres I'm Back in New Montecito House ... What's Up, Oprah?!!

Ellen DeGeneres is back in her old haunt -- Montecito, CA -- and, while her new estate there is a little smaller, it shares a property line with Oprah Winfrey ... TMZ has learned.

Ellen's new spread put her back just under $7.2 mil and sits on nearly 6 acres and includes 2 Spanish style homes -- one is 3,000 sq. ft and was built in 1845. The other is 3,600 sq. ft. ... built in 2006. There's also a barn for horses -- and the place has amazing ocean views.

It's in a gated community right next to Oprah. Ellen can literally go knock on her door for a cup of sugar.

Ellen's still in the process of selling her old Montecito mansion -- that one was on 17 acres -- for $39.5 million. And, oh yeah, the land baroness just snapped up a beach pad down the coast in Carpinteria, CA.

Kim Kardashian's Ex-Assistant I've Got Cheeky Skills Too

Kim Kardashian's ex-assistant, Stephanie Shepherd, didn't just leave her old gig with a sweet resume ... she left with a whole lot of experience in the hot body department.

Steph was in Miami for Art Basel over the weekend where photogs got her stepping out of the pool in a black bikini ... with her cheeks on full display. You can't help but think ... Steph learned at the foot of the master.

She and Kim parted ways amicably in September, and from the looks of these pics it looks like Steph has put it all behind her. Well behind her.

Kendall Jenner Mommies' Helper Ice Skating with Kourtney, Larsa & Kids

Kendall Jenner got to play the cool aunt Friday night ... joining Kourtney Kardashian and her daughter at the ice rink for a festive good time.

Kendall, Kourtney and 5-year-old Penelope met up with Larsa Pippen and her kids for a fun-filled night ice skating at the Lakes at Thousand Oaks. Kourtney reserved it for a 3-hour party, and some of their other famous Calabasas neighbors were also there.

None of the other Kardashian sisters were there, but it sort of makes sense ... Kylie and Khloe are pregnant, and well -- Kim's always busy.

Larsa's been part of the Kardashian crew since moving to L.A. with Scottie back in September and calling off their divorce.

Z100 Jingle Ball Taylor, Sam, Demi Rocked the House

Taylor Swift, Sam Smith, Camila Cabello rocked New York's Z100 Jingle Ball concert Friday night.

The event went down at Madison Square Garden which, not surprisingly, was sold out.

Tons of big stars hit the stage, including accoustic sounds from Ed Sheeran and Niall Horan. Halsey and G-Eazy also performed. Ditto Demi Lovato and Logic.

And Lindsay Lohan was also there, back from parts unknown.

The annual event lasted a full 5 hours, but as far as we can see -- and not surprisingly -- almost no one left early.

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What's The Big Frigin' Difference?!

Go on an intergalactic exploration as you dive deeper into these almost identical images of Mark Hamill, prepare your lightsabers as you journey through spotting the differences between these two super similar shots.

*HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**

Kristen Wiig Drops $2.96 Mil ... for Mid-Century Jewel

Kristen Wiig's a big fan of masterpieces ... especially when it comes to her crib.

The super funny lady dropped $2,960,000 for a 4-bedroom, 4-bathroom Pasadena pad that's a Mid-Century gem ... with walls of glass, pool, spa, gardens and a seamless indoor/outdoor feel. The 3,425 square foot home also has lots of patios and vistas.

Check out the pics ... there's a lot to be jealous over. Even the dog looks adorable, though probably not part of the sale.

Cynthia Luczyski and Lauren Luczyski repped the seller and Bryony Atkinson repped Kristen.

Olivia Culpo Will Make You Love/Hate Patriots ... White-Hot Workout Pics

One more reason to either love or hate the New England Patriots ... steamin' hot pics of Danny Amendola's unfairly gorgeous girlfriend, Olivia Culpo.

You might LOVE the Pats 'cause these shots of Olivia taken during a workout at Art Basel in Miami just reinforced how much these guys are winning off the field.

You might HATE the Pats 'cause these shots of Olivia taken during a workout at Art Basel in Miami just reinforced how jealous you are of all the Patriots -- and not just Tom Brady.

Choose your own adventure ... but damn, is she blessed.