Eazy-E's Daughter Happy Bday, Pops ... I'm Rollin' with My Own '64! (Sorta)

Eazy-E may be gone, but he's certainly not forgotten -- his daughter made sure of it by posing for a sexy photo shoot with a Chevy Impala on his birthday.

Ebie slapped on some lingerie and posed in front of the classic car her dad helped make more famous -- all to celebrate his Thursday birthday. Eazy would've been 53.

We're told Ebie did the shoot with legendary West Coast photog Mike Miller, who worked with her pops and other '90s rap stars.

Full disclosure: She posed with a '63 Impala, not a '64. And this'll blow your mind -- Eazy actually drove a '63 himself. Guess it just rhymed better.

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Ebie's gone to bat for her deceased father before, so it's no surprise she was down to do something to remember his name yet again.

And remember we do ...

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Hurricane Irma Celebrity Homes in Path of Destruction

Hurricane Irma is poised to wreak havoc in the Miami area, and a bunch of enormous celebrity homes are in the line of extreme danger.

Gloria Estefan, Diddy, and 'Real Housewives of Miami' stars Roy and Lea Black all own homes on star-studded Star Island -- Gloria actually has 2 -- both in Irma's path.

Likewise for nearby Miami Beach, where celebs like Phil Collins, Shakira, Dwyane Wade, and Birdman are in the hurricane's path. Same goes for the Villa Casa Casuarina -- the famed Versace mansion. And there are a slew of other celebs with mega homes in the danger zone.

Irma's expected to hit with a vengeance over the weekend.

Khloe Terae Who Needs Floaties ... I've Got These!!

Khloe Terae doesn't need a runway to flaunt her goods ... a stand up paddleboard will do just fine.

The Playboy and Maxim model hit Marina del Rey for a little paddleboarding. Actually ... it was more like she put on the hottest balancing act in a number of enticing ways. She stood, straddled, kneeled, laid and stretched on the paddleboard ... 'cause just standing upright is sooo boring.

If Khloe seems thirsty -- don't worry, she re-hydrated afterward while on a yacht ... topless.

You get the point. Less reading, more clicking.

Joel Osteen 1st Sunday Service Since Backlash ... 'Let Me Clarify Some Things'

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Joel Osteen was back to preaching the word of God Sunday after belatedly opening his megachurch to victims of Harvey flooding ... but not before clearing his name (again).

Joel's Sunday service at Lakewood Church -- the first since massive flooding in Houston and backlash he received for how he handled it -- was packed with thousands of worshipers, with the pastor taking a moment to re-explain the delay in opening his doors to evacuees.

As we reported ... Joel claims his megachurch was always open to the public, despite videos and eyewitnesses saying otherwise. He blamed internal flooding for the delay, and said a security company might've been responsible for turning people away.

After addressing the controversy, Osteen went on to say Harvey was part of a divine plan, with things like ... "God knew that Houston could handle the hurricane," and "Quit being upset by something you can handle," He added, "God is in control of the universe and what he has spoken over your life will come to pass."

We'll let Joel speak for himself here.

Model Josh Swickard Beach Bod's on Point, Abs-olutely

Josh Swickard busted out of his shirt and put on a show for your pleasure, ladies (and gentlemen).

The L.A.-based Wilhelmina model hit up Venice Beach for an intense workout that included rope jumping, rope climbing, pull-ups and push-ups. Basic workout but nothing basic about those bulging abs and biceps.

As if that eye candy wasn't enough ... Josh douses himself with some H2O before taking his sweaty ass for a dip in the Pacific blue. OK, we'll shut up now and let ya relish it all.

What's The Big Frigin' Difference?!

Love has landed for Paris Hilton and Chris Zylka in these 2 terminal takes ... fly through the photos and see if you can spot the differences between the almost identical airport pics.

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**

John F. Kennedy Get Wet in Camelot Bid On His Trunks for $1!!!

John F. Kennedy is about to make America wet all over again, 'cause his original swim trunks, jackets and other family items are up for auction ... starting at just a buck!

Guernsey's auction house is selling off some of JFK's personal items in October to commemorate what would have been the late Prez's 100th birthday -- even though he was born in May.

Some of the items being auctioned off include 3 of Jack's OG swim trunks, a couple of his coats, his U.S. flight jacket, his old rocking chair ... and even his kids' toothbrushes, bristles and all.

There are some Jackie O items up for grabs as well, such as her perfumes, belt, and one of her black lace mantillas -- which she wore to Robert Kennedy's funeral.

All the stuff is starting at a bid of just one dollar ... but something tells us it'll go for A LOT more.

Oh, and happy (belated) birthday, Mr. President.

DEA Bust Nabs Dong Candles Laced with Crystal Meth

The DEA nixed a happy ending for 5 people busted for pushing candles ... shaped like penises and made outta meth.

The federal agency tells TMZ ... 4 men and 1 woman were arrested last week in New Jersey for trafficking and conspiring to distribute more than1,300 pounds of wax candles laced with meth. TMZ obtained photos of the haul which show the knickknacks could totally double as dildos.

Agents grabbed 27 boxes in all. We're told the DEA got a whiff of the plan when one of the suspects drove an undercover agent to the warehouse where they planned to store and convert the candles to crystal meth. The DEA, along with the NYPD and Homeland Security, swooped in to make the arrests.

Each suspect faces 10 years to life in prison.

They might be criminals, but they're creative criminals.

Scott Disick Live Like The Lord For $60k a Month

Scott Disick's stunning Hidden Hills home is up for rent, if you got $60k a month to spare, but not just anyone is eligible for a walk-thru.

We're told Scott's aware Kardashian fans might want a peek inside the crib so anyone wanting to see the place will go through a strict vetting process.

We're told Scott's hoping to score a long-term lease with the option to buy ... and the home's not cheap.

Scott bought the 7 bed, 6 1/2 bath house for $6 million in 2015 and made a bunch of upgrades before putting it back on the market 6 months later for $8.8 million. It didn't move so the price was dropped to $7.8 million. Tomer Fridman of Compass has the listing.

Another bonus ... the rental comes fully furnished.