Snoop Dogg 'Chip Kelly, Kill Yourself' ... Your Eagles Suck

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Snoop Dogg is MADDDDDD as hell at Chip Kelly ... blasting the Eagles coach for screwing over his fantasy football team ... and it ain't pretty.

"Chip Kelly, kill yourself you dumb ass coach ... You sorry as f**k cuz."

Here's the deal ... Snoop was playing a team that had the Cardinals defense -- and with the Eagles getting BLOWN OUT 40-17 by the Cards last night, Snoop unleashed the fury.

Watch the clip ... it's hard to take a guy seriously when he's screaming in his shower cap.

Cowboys vs. Eagles Brotherly Brawl ... Busted For Assault

Three brothers took the Cowboys and Eagles game way too seriously, and ended up hospitalized and arrested for beating the crap out of each other in the stands at AT&T Stadium.

The video of their brawl went viral hours after the game -- most people thought they were just opposing fans, but TMZ Sports has learned they were blood. Arlington cops tell us they'll all be charged with different degrees of assault. Meet the bros:

- Jorge Castillo punched his brother, Ignacio ... and got arrested for misdemeanor assault with bodily injury.

- Jose Castillo was arrested for simple assault with provocative contact and failure to obey a police officer.

- Ignacio Castillo was not arrested, yet ... and only because he's laid up in a hospital. Cops say he'll be charged with felony assault on an officer for allegedly spitting blood on a cop trying to stop the fight.

Fun fact: Cops tell us there were 2 other fights that ended with arrests -- and both of those also involved relatives!

#WeAreFamily

Stallone to Giants Fans: 'Blasphemous' to Mess with Rocky Statue!!

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Yeah, it's messed up ... yeah, it's blasphemous ... but Sylvester Stallone was surprisingly understanding when it came to the NY Giants fan who messed with his famous Rocky statue.

Of course, Stallone knew all about the incident the Philly PD called "a crime against humanity" -- when a NY fan put a Giants jersey on the Philly icon before the Eagles game.

"It was not defaced," Sly said ... "The statue was cold."

You gotta watch the clip ... Stallone's biggest problem with the situation was the garment the Giants fan used to troll Philly -- pretty funny stuff.

Bradley Cooper Sings Eagles Fight Song ... With Eagles Owner

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Here's Eagles superfan Bradley Cooper ... sitting with Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie ... singing the Eagles fight song ... as the Eagles crushed the Giants Monday night.

Pretty cool shot ... unless you're a Giants fan.

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Sylvester Stallone DON'T GIVE UP ON CHIP KELLY ... He'll Figure It Out

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At least one Philadelphian has Chip Kelly's back ... and it might be the biggest one of all -- Sylvester Stallone who's begging the city NOT to throw in the towel on the football coach just yet.

With the Eagles nursing a 1-3 record and the offense looking more like Glass Joe than Rocky ... Stallone says things may be looking bad, but Philly has always been an underdog city ripe for a comeback.

"Give him time to develop. It's a new time. It's a new era," Stallone says ... "I don't think it's time for Chip's ahoy yet."

There's more ... Sly also says Chip might wanna take Congressman Bob Brady up on his offer and drink from the Pope's water cup.

"Couldn't hurt."

Eagles' Chip Kelly I'll Let You Drink from Pope's Cup ... Says Philly Congressman

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Can the Pope's saliva save the Eagles? Maybe ...

Turns out, the Philadelphia congressman who took Pope Francis' water cup after his holiness spoke in D.C. last month says he's willing to let Chip Kelly take a swig from the glass -- if it can help the team!

We spoke with Congressman Bob Brady who says he's still a huge Kelly supporter -- despite the fact they're struggling this season with a 1-3 record.

So, if it means bringing Kelly to his office to sip from the holy cup ... Brady says he's 100% on board!

There's just one problem with the potential divine intervention -- their next opponent is the Saints.

Sly Stallone The Eagles Friggin' Blew It ... By Cutting Tim Tebow

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The Philadelphia Eagles know they done messed up now ... 'cause Sly Stallone -- a Philly Icon -- says the team totally crapped the bed ... by cutting Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow Reportedly Spotted at Airport ... Eagles Mum on Status

Tim Tebow's NFL career is up in the air -- maybe literally -- because he was reportedly spotted at the airport in Philly moments ago ... and now everyone's wondering, DID HE GET CUT???

Our friends at CrossingBroad.com posted the photo (sent by @CrimJimmegan) -- which appears to show Tebow walking through the airport with his bags. It doesn't necessarily mean he's been cut, but it's got everyone buzzing.

After the way he balled out last night, most people thought he'd make the squad -- but you never know with the NFL.

We called the Philadelphia Eagles and spoke with multiple people -- but Eagles staffers kicked us around and no one would tell us Tim's current status with the team.

Stay tuned ...

LeSean McCoy SHAKES MIKE VICK ... With Killer Crossover

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Now, Mike Vick knows how all those defenders felt ...

The NFL quarterback got crossed over HARD at his celebrity basketball game in Virginia this week ... and was left swingin' at air ... and the culprit is one of his closest friends -- LeSean McCoy!

The two former Philadelphia Eagles teammates hit the hardwood at Warwick High School in Newport News -- where Vick grew up -- to raise money for the Mike Vick Foundation, which works with underprivileged kids.

We're told Vick beat McCoy in a 40-yard dash a few years ago ... and McCoy had vowed revenge ... which he finally got on the court.

#Redemption.

NFL's DeMarco Murray I Got Married ... And My Wife's Preggo!!!

Big weekend for Philadelphia Eagles running back DeMarco Murray ... who married his longtime girlfriend -- and then announced she's PREGNANT!!

Marco tied the knot to Heidi Mueller -- his longtime girlfriend and mother of his 2-year-old daughter -- at the Four Seasons in Dallas.

And during the festivities ... Heidi also announced she's pregnant with their 2nd child!

As for the wedding ... the couple spared no expense -- guests were greeted with glasses of Cristal champagne!

Tim Tebow God's An Eagles Fan ...Say Philly Pastors

Eagles fans, stock the bubbly ... 'cause a bunch of local Philadelphia pastors tell us with the signing of Tim Tebow ... the team gained a very powerful ally ... GOD!!

TMZ Sports spoke with 5 church officials who rep 7 churches in Philly... and the sentiment was universal ... Tebow's faith -- and relationship with God -- will have a HUGE impact on the Eagles.

Here are some of the highlights ...

-- Rev. Bill Golderer (Broad Street Ministries) -- "Our legacy [as Eagles fans] has been over 50 years of futility. Tebow's close to God, so we wouldn't have to sell our soul to the devil to win a Super Bowl."

-- Rev. Safford (Christ Church) -- "Having a faith-based person with the Eagles can only help the team."

-- Pastor Kent Jacobs (Epic Church) -- "We love Tim. He's awesome! Everyone needs people to encourage them and he's that type of guy. So he'll help the locker room."

One church official says his congregation is PUMPED too -- "I got a call last night. I thought a parish member was in the hospital, but it was just someone telling me we signed Tebow."

Tim Tebow Philly Cheesesteak Joints Confused What the Hell Are Eagles Thinking?!

Two major Philadelphia rivals -- Pat's and Geno's -- are finally uniting on something ... they both have no idea what the Eagles were thinking in signing Tim Tebow.

We spoke with managers from both of the legendary Philly cheesesteak joints (Anthony from Geno's and Tommy from Pat's) ... who tell us they're just trying to make sense of the whole thing.

Anthony from Geno's -- "We’re all very confused by this whole off-season. Last time I checked you have to be able to throw in order to be a successful QB."

Tommy from Pat's -- "We can only play one QB at a time, and now we have one that hasn't played since 2012!? Does he still know how to play? I don’t know where Chip Kelly is going with this one."

Despite the confusion, both guys say they wish Tebow nothing but the best -- and have each personally promised Tim a free sando if/when he drops by.

Artie Lange Hey Eagles Fans ... Good Luck with Your New Virgin!

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Artie Lange says the best football players ... are the ones who get laid ... which is (partly) why he's TRASHING the Philadelphia Eagles for signing Tim Tebow.

Lange -- HUUUUGE sports fan -- was out in NYC this morning ... when he crapped all over the Bird Gang ... "I don't think Tim Tebow can help you on any level."

Check out the clip ... Lange explains why he's convinced there's a direct correlation between constant bangin' ... and talent.

Eagles Safety Nate Allen Cleared in Public Masturbation Case Saved by Red Lobster

Philadelphia Eagles player Nate Allen was wrongly accused of driving around while pleasuring himself, and FL prosecutors have cleared his name -- partly due to a well-timed Red Lobster dinner.

Allen was detained last week in Fort Myers after a 16-year-old girl called 911 to report seeing a man driving a black truck with the windows down and masturbating. An officer responded to the area, saw Allen in a black Ford pick-up, and arrested him.

But the State Attorney's Office announced today that further investigation revealed Allen's truck was NOT the one the girl reported seeing.

Also, Allen was having dinner at a Red Lobster at the time the girl called 911. Prosecutors confirmed this from the time stamp on his bill ... and a photo he took with an employee. Great time for some cheddar biscuits!

State Attorney's Office spokesperson Samantha Syoen tells TMZ ... prosecutors thanked Nate for his patience and for cooperating with investigators.

His attorney Sawyer Smith says Nate is just grateful the whole ordeal is behind him.

NFL's Riley Cooper Black History Month Selection was 'Honest Mistake' ... Eagles Say

The Philadelphia Eagles tell TMZ Sports the fact that Riley Cooper was selected as the photo for February in the official team calendar was an "honest mistake" ... and they're looking into it.

Of course, Cooper made national headlines at a Kenny Chesney concert back in 2013 when he was caught on camera saying, "I will jump that fence and fight every n***** here."

The Eagles fined Cooper for his actions at the time. He later apologized and then-QB Mike Vick vouched for him and said he wasn't a racist.

Which is why it was surprising that the wide receiver was picked to represent February -- Black History Month -- in the official team calendar.

"If anything, it was an honest mistake," Eagles PR rep Brett Strohsacker tells TMZ Sports.

Strohsacker says an independent company was used to put the calender together -- and says the Eagles are investigating to find out why Cooper was selected to be February.

He adds, "I will look into this issue and see what the thought process was."

3:50 PM PT -- The Eagles have issued a new statement saying, "We do not oversee the production of the annual team calendar. We do not provide any input about the players who are featured or where those pictures appear in the calendar. The NFL licenses the production of that calendar to a third party and we do not have an opportunity to review the material."

Charlie Sheen Giving $1,000 to Waiter Who Got Stiffed By NFL Star

Charlie Sheen is taking sides in the "Tip War" involving NFL star LeSean McCoy -- claiming he's giving $1,000 to the waiter McCoy stiffed after a controversial lunch earlier this week.

Actually, it wasn't a technical "stiffing" -- the Philadelphia Eagles running back tipped a waiter named Rob 20 cents on a $61.56 meal at PYT restaurant in Philly. McCoy reportedly felt he was mistreated inside the restaurant.

The receipt -- with the 20 cent tip -- was later posted on social media by the owner of the restaurant, Tommy Up.

Now, Charlie Sheen is getting involved ... issuing a statement saying, "dear Tommy Up at PYT in Philly. Please tell Rob K I'm pledging 1000 dollars to him for the tip debacle just wanna help. c #NoJudgement"

So far, McCoy has been mum on the tip situation.