Party All The Time

Jerry Rice got all MAGIC MIKE in a nightclub this weekend -- stripping off his shirt to bump and grind with a g-string go-go dancer ... and TMZ Sports has the amazing footage!!

The NFL legend was partying his face off at Peek Nightclub at Harrah's Lake Tahoe -- when something came over the Hall of Famer ... who hopped up onstage and ripped off his shirt.

The 52-year-old -- who was a runner up on "Dancing with the Stars" -- continued to get down to Future's "F**k Up Some Commas" ... while Shaquille O'Neal DJ'd the party.

FYI -- Jerry was in Nevada for the American Century Championship golf tourney with a TON of stars including Justin Timberlake and Charles Barkley.

Michael Sam has returned to Hollywood ... hitting the club scene WITHOUT his ex-fiance ... and TMZ Sports has the video.

Brandi Glanville had to be poured into her car after a night out at Craig's.

Brandi was 3 sheets as she left the popular WeHo restaurant Saturday night ... which is what happens after more than 6 cocktails.

She couldn't make it in the SUV without muscle ... not her own.

The good news ... Craig's is pretty expensive, so it seems she's still liquid after getting the ax from "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."

Jeremih bounced back from his DUI early Friday morning by partying Friday night ... it was his birthday, after all.

TMZ broke the story ... Jeremih was busted yesterday in L.A., but no worries for him ... when he got out at 11 AM he drove to San Diego where he celebrated his 28th birthday at Parq Restaurant & Nightclub.

As for that pesky DUI, he's out on $15K bail.

Happy birthday.

Scott Disick was a good dad this week, which actually pleased Kourtney Kardashian ... he was also a man whore, which really pissed her off.

We're told Kourtney is livid over these pics, showing a bevy of chicks making their way in and out of his house, including one wearing his bathrobe. She thinks he's rubbing her nose in the breakup.

But our sources say Kourtney is especially upset because Scott threw the party hours after she allowed him back in the family house to visit with their 3 kids.

Kourtney gave Scott run of the house Wednesday when she was at the ESPYs. She figured it was a way they might create some sort of civilized relationship for the benefit of the kids.

Tennis stud Bernard Tomic -- the 25th ranked player in the world -- was arrested in Miami Beach yesterday after cops say he fought WAY TOO HARD for his right to PAAAAARRTTYYYY!!!

The 22-year-old Australian was staying at the W Hotel ... and according to the police report, obtained by TMZ Sports, dude was having a BLOWOUT rager in the penthouse suite.

Officials say the neighbors (read: squares) complained about the loud noise and music several times -- so hotel security went up to ask Bernard to keep it down.

But Bernard is no slave to "the man" ... and allegedly "pointed his finger aggressively" at the security guards and slammed the door in their faces.

The hotel decided to EVICT Bernard from the room ... and called the cops who told Bernard and his guests to pack up their stuff and leave ... or else they'd be arrested.

Everyone left ... except Bernard -- who told cops he was standing his ground and wouldn't leave the room.

So, they arrested him and forced him to leave.

This video is funny and sad all at the same time.

Buffalo Bills lineman Richie Incognito THOUGHT he'd be able to walk right into the ESPY Awards Body Party at Milk Studios in L.A. last night. He thought wrong.

Check out the clip ... when Incognito stepped up to the velvet rope -- the woman with the clipboard pumped the brakes while trying to find his name on the guest list.

No luck ... and you can see the frustration all over Richie's face.

Meanwhile, Terrell Owens showed up ... and sauntered right past Incognito. No wait, no problem.

50 Cent, who just declared bankruptcy, is redistributing his assets ... in the strip club.

50 seemed to thumb his nose at the whole "I am in debt up to my ass" thing, by making it rain Monday night at Ace of Diamonds in West Hollywood.

UFC badass Conor McGregor kept the Irish party train rollin' on Sunday -- extending his UFC 189 victory party to a crazy Vegas bikini party ... TMZ Sports has learned.

It all went down at the Foxtail Pool Club at the SLS Hotel ... where a barely bruised McGregor took in some sun with UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste ... while Ty Dolla Sign took care of the music.

Amazing McGregor even made it out Sunday -- considering he was partying his face off the night before ... hitting up Vegas nightclubs hours after he beat up Chad Mendes in UFC 189.

Guess he can sleep on the plane.

Scary moment last night ... when Verne Troyer fell hard while dancing on the DJ booth at a nightclub and smacked his head on a speaker -- but fortunately, we're told HE'S OKAY!!!

46-year-old Troyer was dancing his ass off at LIV nightclub in Miami and having a blast during Cedric Gervais' set -- but you can see in the video, he loses his balance and tumbles backwards until he hits the speaker.

The good news ... the owner of the club, Dave Grutman, was there to quickly help Troyer up -- and Verne let everyone know he was ready to keep the party going!

Verne's a tough dude -- plus, he's been through worse ...

To the victor, GOES THE WHISKEY!!!

The UFC mixed business with pleasure in Vegas yesterday -- when the hottest ring girls and the toughest fighters stripped down to their bathing suits for a Sin City pool party ... and TMZ Sports has the pics.

It all went down at the Liquid Pool Party at the Aria to hype up UFC 189 -- where ring girls like Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer and Chrissy Blair kicked it with fighters like Luke Rockhold and Rumble Johnson.

Don't worry ... undefeated bad ass Paige VanZant was there too.

Finally! New details on Rob Gronkowski's upcoming mega-booze cruise ... and it involves Waka Flocka Flame, a "big ass ship," and something called "Gronk Island."

Who's ready to get Gronk'd?!?!

The New England Patriots superstar just released a brand new pump-up video for "Gronk's Party Ship" -- a 3-day cruise from Miami to The Bahamas in February ... and it's everything you'd expect.

Beers.
Glow sticks.
Air horns.
Hot chicks in bikinis.
Red Solo cups.
Hula hoops.
Inflatable animals.
Waka Flocka Flame.

By the way, the ship will have 13 BARS, a spa, hot tubs, gym and a casino for all 2,500 passengers ... who each get a photo with Gronk as part of the package.

Plus, there's this challenge from Gronk's cruise team -- "If this doesn't sound Gronk'd enough for you, then you're not ready to party with the big dogs."

Taylor Swift crushed the rest of America in the 4th of July rager department! T Swizzle was cooking, baking, and (maybe) banging through the holiday with her BF Calvin Harris.

She even had Gigi Hadid in a bikini, and Ed Sheeran in a Redcoat -- cause someone's gotta play the villain. 'Merica!!

To the victors ... go the BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE!!!

Moments after crushing Japan and taking back the World Cup, the U.S. Women's National Team partied their faces off in an epic locker room celebration.

Check out the pics ... Carli Lloyd, Abby Wambach, Sydney Leroux and the rest of the gang turned all the way up.

Thisssss ... is Ryan Seacrest acting like a raging frat boy on Spring Break -- with his buddy, Thor -- and it's kinda awesome.

It's a side of Seacrest we never get to see -- but while partying with Chris Hemsworth on a yacht off the coast of Italy, he let loose ... swigging wine from a bottle and grabbing his crotch with reckless abandon.

Funniest part of Ryan's version of going HAM -- the bottle he's chugging looks a lot like ... rosé! Yeah, it's probably a $1,000 bottle, but still ... rosé?

Baby steps.