Party All The Time

Paris Hilton got her PLUR on like a 20-something at the Ultra Music Festival this weekend ... she's 36.

Paris came charging in Friday with her new BF, Chris Zylka, for opening night of the Miami rave -- and she was clearly stoked ... age be damned.

As Paris puts it: F*** YEAH!

Gronk wasn't the only big NFL star behind the DJ booth this weekend -- Ezekiel Elliott took over Steve Aoki's set.

Zeke -- sporting a skull mask -- partied at STORY Nightclub in Miami on Saturday night. We're told he had a blast. No problems, no issues ... just a lot of dancing.

The next night, Gronk did the same thing at Hyde Beach.

Here's Washington Wizards center Marcin Gortat taking 3 chicks home from Nightingale Plaza nightclub in L.A.

Here's Rob Gronkowski dancing funny ... with a water bottle ... without a shirt.

The NFL star took over the DJ booth at Hyde Beach at SLS South Beach on Sunday night ... essentially serving as DJ Carnage's private turn up dancer.

Things got messy when Gronk busted out the water bottle ... but still fun to watch.

"Cash Me Outside" girl Danielle Bregoli celebrated a big one Sunday night ... she just turned 14, and she says Dr. Phil's an "asshole" for not wishing her happy birthday.

Danielle has just about exhausted her 15 minutes, but there's no evidence her time is up. Quite the opposite, she just made a deal for a TV show and she dined at old line Dan Tana's in WeHo.

Elton John turned 70 over the weekend ... holy crap.

As you might imagine, Sir Elton's birthday party Saturday night drew a HUGE celeb crowd at Red Studios Hollywood, as well as some kick-ass performances.

Stevie Wonder played ... so did Lady Gaga. Meanwhile the crowd was full of stars like Katy Perry, Neil Patrick Harris, Rob Lowe, Kelly and Sharon Osbourne, James Corden, Jon Hamm, Jennifer Tilly, David Foster, Dakota Johnson, Matthew Morrison and Ryan Phillippe.

Even at 70 ... Elton's still standing ... and playing.

Jon Gosselin will make his debut as a stripper at a club in Caesars Atlantic City.

Management at Dusk Nightclub tells us ... the former reality TV star got involved through friends who are running the show -- called "Untamed Male Revue."

We're told it's burlesque-style, a la "Magic Mike" and "Thunder From Down Under." It's not a "hump your face" kind of thing.

Jon will be stripping down to his undies ... sorry ladies.

Jon's been rehearsing for a few weeks, even working out.

By the way ... the show debuts on April 1, Jon's birthday. No, not a cruel joke.

The night before his big court hearing for allegedly kidnapping his groundskeeper, Rick Ross was being held hostage by a lot of shaking ass at a strip club.

Ross was at Club Platinum in Atlanta Thursday with Gucci Mane shooting the video for "She On My Dick." While Gucci is featured on the track, DJ Khaled, Young Dolph and Gucci's protege, Ralo, were there too and make cameos.

We're told the shoot took about 5 hours and ended at 1 AM. We know hours later, Ross showed up to court Friday morning in Fayette County, GA to testify.

Bill Murray was all sorts of LIT after Xavier (11) knocked out Arizona (2) from the NCAA tourney Thursday night ... because his son is an assistant coach on the team!

Luke Murray has been with X since 2015 -- and his famous dad was right in the crowd as the Muskesteers took down the Wildcats at the SAP Center in San Jose.

Bill danced. He pumped his fist. He totally messed up his friend's hair.

Next up ... in the Elite Eight.

By the way, Murray is also a die-hard Cubs fan. So, yeah, he's having a good year.

Bow Wow celebrated his big 3-0 two weeks ago but that hasn't stopped his party train from rolling into strip club after strip club with stacks to blow.

Bow Wow's latest stop was Club Onyx in Dallas Wednesday. It was thrown together last minute but Bow Wow still managed to shell out over $15k on the dance floor and even got a FaceTime call from Snoop!

You'd think 9 parties deep into celebrating his birthday he'd be done, but he's got 2 more coming up this weekend.

There's only one way to celebrate a World Baseball Classic title ... CHAMPAGNE SHOWERS!!!

There wasn't a dry spot in the locker rooms after Marcus Stroman and Team USA completely dominated Puerto Rico 8-0 to finally bring a WBC title to America.

Everyone from Giancarlo Stanton to Andrew McCutchen strapped on their goggles and turnt up.

The celebration in the locker room was insane ... but the fun didn't stop there. We spotted the champs outside an L.A. nightclub later in the night -- trophy in hand -- and it looked like the party was just getting started.

Prince William probably wants to forget about his lit night dancing up a storm inside a Swiss nightclub, but now it's been immortalized in a new track from Oakland rap duo Luniz.

It's fitting Luniz cranked out "Party Like Prince Will" ... because it was their 1995 hit, "I Got 5 On It" that inspired the future king of England's flailing arm dance moves.

We'll be honest ... the bars on the new cut aren't up to the group's '90s standards, but the hook -- imagining what a night of partying with Wills would be like -- is pretty catchy.

Y'know you wanna "pop another liquor seal and party like Prince Wills!"

Justin Bieber took a load off ... and everyone was all smiles.

The Biebs hit up a bar in New Zealand and for some reason, decided to rip his shirt off before pounding a few back.

Bartender was all in.

Denver Broncos WR Emmanuel Sanders turned 30 with a bang ... turning all the way up with Rick Ross and boxing superstar Danny Garcia at one of the hottest nightclubs in Miami.

Both guys were up in VIP (Garcia was celebrating his 29th bday) at LIV nightclub ... while Ross, Wale and Meek Mill performed for Rick's album release party.

5:15 PM PT -- Elliott's attorney tells TMZ Sports the Coast Guard boarded the yacht to make sure there were enough life jackets onboard. He says no citations were issued, and the party continued.

Ezekiel Elliott had his good time temporarily ruined again this week ... only now it was by the U.S. Coast Guard during a rager yacht party in Miami.

Ezekiel was partying with friends and a gaggle of chicks Saturday on a yacht called No Rules II, when a Coast Guard cruiser pulled up. We're told the yacht had docked minutes before.

Eyewitnesses tell us 2 guards boarded the yacht and conducted a 20-minute search on-board. We're told once the search was complete, the guards went back to their vessel and took off.

Unclear what they were looking for, or why they approached Ezekiel and co. A rep for the Coast Guard tells us they're checking ... but he believes it was probably a safety check to make sure the boat and the guests were in compliance with maritime safety protocol.

Also important to note ... the yacht did not belong to Ezekiel. Sources tell us it belongs to a guy who rents 'em out to celebs and other rich folks. Ezekiel was just there for the ride.

Either way, it's been a bad week for the star NFL player. You'll recall ... he caught a lot of heat for forcefully exposing a woman's breast during a St. Paddy's parade. Now this.

Here's video of Emmitt Smith continuing his quest to be the NFL's all-time leader in turn ups ... absolutely gettin' down to a Lil Jon party classic ... while on a boat in Cabo.

We've seen it before ... Smith got it poppin' with Migos a couple months ago at the Super Bowl, but this time there was more sun, more swag, and the go-to party anthem "Turn Down For What."

The guy's having a great time ... not quite as good as he was having when cameras caught him mid-Kanye & Jeezy some years back ... but still pretty good.