Hillary Clinton Celebs Celebrating in NYC ... Too Soon?

Some big celebs were ready to party down with Hillary Clinton ... but it may be a case of party interruptus.

Lady Gaga, Amy Schumer and others descended on the Javits Center in NYC to celebrate the first woman elected president ... breath held.

8:45 PM PT -- Check out the crowd at Javits when they found out Donald Trump won Florida, and took a a sizable lead in electoral votes. No joy in Muddville.

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TRUMP TAKES FLORIDA
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Lorde Taylor Plays Big Sis For 20th Birthday Party

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THE BIRTHDAY TEAM
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Lorde has officially made it out of her teens, and she did it with BFF Taylor Swift showing her how to milk paparazzi camera shots like a 20-something "it" girl should.

Lorde took a dive into ZZ's Clam Bar in NYC Monday night with Taylor, Karlie Kloss, Jack Antonoff and Lena Dunham along to celebrate her big 2-0.

Everyone looked great, but the New Zealand pop star was the clear knockout.

Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump We're Going Heavy! Armored Forces Flexing at Election Parties

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump's parties will be protected by a small army come election night.

Cops with heavy artillery are patrolling the area on the eve of election day -- with scores of muscle handling security at Hilton Midtown for Trump's party and also at the Jacob Javits Center for Clinton's bash.

The venues -- which are less than 2 miles apart -- are also getting protection from K-9 and counterterrorism units. More than 24 hours out ... officials are already super strict about who's getting access for party preparations.

Last week the FBI named NYC a possible target for an election eve terrorist attack.

Easy to see why this is the largest election detail the NYPD's deployed -- it's the first time since 1944 both presidential candidates will be in NYC on election night.

Hillary Clinton Pulls Plug On Election Night Fireworks

Hillary Clinton will NOT light up the sky over NYC if she wins the Presidency -- her campaign is calling off a planned fireworks show ... TMZ has learned.

The Clinton campaign had contacted the Coast Guard for permission to pull off a 2 minute long fireworks display over the Hudson River when the election results went final. The fireworks would be visible from the Jacob Javits Center, where she's holding her election night party.

But the Coast Guard tells TMZ ... Clinton's camp reached out on Thursday -- 2 days after her fireworks plan was uncovered -- to say it wouldn't be shooting off the 10" aerial shells, after all.

The Coast Guard says the campaign offered no explanation for the about-face. We've reached out to the Clinton campaign ... no word back yet.

Looks like it'll be strictly sparklers for Hillary Tuesday night ... IF she wins.

Victor Cruz Happy BDay to Me! ... Celeb Party After Giants Victory

Injured ankle be damned ... nothing was going to stop NY Giants star Victor Cruz from celebrating his birthday after beating the Eagles on Sunday.

The 29-year-old wide receiver hit up the Hunt & Fish Club in NYC last night following the 28-23 victory ... in which Cruz left the game with an ankle injury.

The injury didn't seem to bother him as he partied with the likes of rapper Fabolous, model Chanel Iman and teammates like Sterling Shepard.

Cruz turns 30 on Friday -- but clearly, he wanted to get a head start on the celebration.

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WE'RE HERE TO PARTY

Justin Bieber Spend New Year's With Me For $500k

Justin Bieber's New Year's Eve concert will be a full baller experience -- yachts, Lambos, penthouses and tickets -- but only for one fan with a half million bucks to burn.

The Ultimate VIP Package for Justin's Miami gig includes tix for you, 9 friends and a 5 night stay for the whole crew at the Fontainebleau's Sorrento Penthouse. Naturally, you'll get comped dinners, poolside cabana and a stage front table for the concert.

The added benies are ridic:
-- Free use of exotic whips like Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Rolls-Royces or McLarens
-- Private escort to Skrillex's set at LIV (after JB's show)
-- Yacht charter to STORY nightclub where Marshmello's performing, plus meet and greet
-- Armand de Brignac Brut Gold champagne (worth $6,500 per bottle)

And for your Jan. 1 hangover -- a Bloody Mary bar, in-suite chef and 2 hours of spa treatments.

So, now you know where Warren Buffett and his homies will be for the New Year.

Hillary Clinton Win or Lose ... She's Hosting Big

Hillary Clinton's election night event is worthy of presidential notice ... and the joint's in full construction mode.

HC will be hosting a party of one sort or another at the Jacob Javits Center's Crystal Palace in NYC. Crews have already started building a stage, risers and stands for a huge audience.

We're told she's renting section 3E of the Palace -- all 119,000 square feet of it. The floor dimensions are 456' x 286', with 33 foot high ceilings ... and an occupancy capped at 3,930.

As of Friday, crews were also setting up the audio systems.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump will be hosting his own election night shindig about 20 blocks uptown at the Hilton Midtown.

Kardashian Klan Spotty Turnout for Kris Jenner's Birthday

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Kris Jenner had some star power at one of her weekend birthday parties Friday night, but the big guns were nowhere to be seen.

Kris celebrated #61 at Catch with Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick and his pal, Chris Brown.

The actual birthday is Saturday. Here's to a more robust turnout!

Bill Murray Champagne Raging with Cubs ... After World Series Victory

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WE DID IT!

Bill Murray unleashed 108 years worth of elation in the Chicago Cubs locker room Wednesday night -- sprayin' champagne, chuggin' champagne and TURNIN' ALL THE WAY UP with the team.

Murray was literally clinking full champagne bottles with players like Dexter Fowler -- and telling all the Cubbies why last night was one of the most special moments in his life.

It's great footage -- and well-deserved.

Congrats!!!

And you gotta love the way Bill ended his night in the locker room -- he's an environmentally friendly reveler.

Kendall Jenner's Birthday Everyone Showed, Except ...

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LEGAL IN EVERY WAY
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Kendall Jenner turned 21 with a bang Wednesday night, with a whole bunch of celebs and one of the most inappropriate/hilarious questions to Kylie.

The party started at Catch in WeHo, then moved to Delilah nightclub and almost everyone was there ... Hailey Baldwin, Kylie Jenner, Madison Beer, Big Sean & Jhene Aiko, Will.I.Am, Travis Scott, Vic Mensa, Mr. Brainwash, Scott Disick, Chris Brown, Paris Hilton, Cindy Crawford & Kaya Gerber, Romee Strijd, Kris Jenner & Corey Gamble, Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian & Jonathan Cheban.

No Kim Kardashian sighting -- though it's possible she sneaked in a backdoor -- but back to the point ... listen to the question our photog asks Kylie.

Charlie Sheen 'Sorry We F'ing Lost' ... Boozy Bar Rant

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Truth bombs from Charlie Sheen after his Cleveland Indians lost Wednesday night -- "It was exciting for a while, but let's face it ... we f**king lost."

Sheen hit up Barley House in Cleveland to drink his World Series sorrows away with the rest of the Tribe fans ... and once he got a good buzz going, he picked up the house mic and addressed the fans.

"Sorry, we f**king lost."

You can tell he's disappointed -- and takes a shot at MLB for not letting him throw out the first pitch -- but that didn't stop him from raging into the early morning.

Can you imagine the party if they actually won?

#TheresAlwaysNextYear

Young Thug I'm Turnt Up and Free to Lean in Hollywood

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Young Thug carried a cup into a Hollywood nightclub filled almost to the brim with a purple liquid -- we're going out on a limb and saying it's probably sizzurp -- and get this ... it's not against the law.

Our photog got the rapper at Le Jardin gripping the Styrofoam. One of his friends was close behind, clutching a 2 liter of Fanta. Connect the dots ... it's not hard.

The California Alcoholic Beverage Control agency tells us they have no dog in the fight. If the club wants to let Thug in, sizzurp and all, it's of no concern to them. As far as we know there's no liquor in the cup, and the ABC doesn't regulate codeine. Fact is ... even if there's liquor in the cup, the ABC has no problem, as long as Thug's over 21.

That said, if YT doesn't have an Rx for codeine, it becomes a police issue, but cops were nowhere in sight.

Broncos' Halloween Party TUPAC LIVES ... And He's Hangin' with Dr. Evil????

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PARTY TIME

Ain't nuthin' but a Broncos paaarty ...

Tupac, Dr. Evil, the dude from "Coming to America" ... the Denver Broncos busted out some pretty awesome costumes at the team Halloween party Monday night -- and we've got the video.

Von Miller was Austin Powers' nemesis, DeMarcus Ware was The Mad Hatter, T.J. Ward was Macho Man Randy Savage (RIP) and Aqib Talib was either Willy Wonka or a pimp.

But the best costume ... Kayvon Webster and his date who went as Tupac and Jada Pinkett from that famous photo.

Are we sure Tupac isn't alive and playing cornerback???

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Huge Sports Stars Hot Body Halloween ... Insane Costumes!

When you're a world class athlete with an insane physique -- you don't hide your body behind a big baggy Halloween costume ... just ask stars like Giancarlo Stanton!

The MLB slugger got decked out like a pharaoh to party his face off -- while MMA stars like Cody Garbrandt broke out the S&M gear.

Floyd Mayweather, Mike Vick, Paulina Gretzky, Bryce Harper and more ... they all dressed up for Halloween and we got the pics!

Enjoy the candy hangover.

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Celebs in Costumes Fright Night ... Full Throttle

Halloween costumes, circa 2016, were kinda epic. Check out Ice-T and Coco, Serena Williams, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Tinashe, Lala Anthony and the rest.

Halloween Celebs East Coast vs. West Coast

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Not exactly Tupac vs. Biggie, but celebs on both coasts tried to outdo each other Monday night, partying hard.

On the East ... Heidi Klum, Kelly Bensimon, Questlove, Alicia Quarles, Jay Pharoah, Jessica Williams, Danielle Brooks, Serena Williams, Deborah Cox, Ice-T, Coco, Bethenny Frankel, Adrienne Moore, Chanel Iman, Tinashe ... and that's just what's in our video.

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On the West ... Karrueche Tran, Nas, Snoop Dogg, Bow Wow, Wiz Khalifa, Sofia Richie, Ryan Phillippe and DeAndre Jordan.

A good time ... had by all.

Who wore it best?