Lindsay Lohan Sealing the Deal ... We're Biz Partners Who Happen to Kiss

Lindsay Lohan keeps calling him just a business partner/dear friend, but photos say otherwise.

LiLo was swapping spit over the weekend with Greek restaurateur Dennis Papageorgiou at Bouzoukia nightclub in Athens. He's the money behind LOHAN ... the new club he and Lindsay opened in Athens Saturday night.

Most people shake hands to close a deal. Lindsay is ... different.

Lindsay Lohan Hey, It's MY Club ... 'Everyone Shut the F*** Up!'

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I GET NO RESPECT

Lindsay Lohan's finding out having your name above the door of a nightclub, doesn't mean everyone inside will show you respect ... no matter how much you ssshhh 'em and cuss at 'em.

LiLo jumped into the DJ booth during Saturday night's opening of LOHAN in Athens ... and it did NOT go as she planned. Check out the vid ... Linds sounds like an impatient teacher dealing with a rowdy classroom.

You can tell though ... she's taking this club biz seriously. Sources at LOHAN tell us she pulled an all-nighter -- arriving at 10 PM to make sure everything was ready to go, and stayed until 5 AM.

We're told she was hobnobbing with Greek business owners in VIP, and security stopped fans from snapping pics. If only she could've gotten someone to muzzle the crowd of 2,500 for her announcements.

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LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

Lindsay Lohan I Will Rule the World With Spas and Delicious Drinks

Lindsay Lohan wants to eclipse the Kardashians by opening a slew of nightclubs worldwide, and then conquer the spa world.

We've already told you Lindsay struck a deal with rich friend Dennis Papageorgiou to open LOHAN Nightclub in Athens, but that's just the beginning ... next stops are Istanbul, Hong Kong, London and NYC.

But nightclubs are just the beginning. She and restaurateur Papageorgiou also have eyes on opening spas. They also are looking to help refugees by creating and distributing organic health drinks.

Dennis has got the cash, and he's banking on LiLo's celeb contacts to help fuel interest in the ventures. Based on pics from the LOHAN opening, they're moving in the right direction.

OPM ... the key to success.

Prince Tribute Stevie, Chaka & More ... Nearly 5 Hour Send-off Show!

It took almost 6 months, but Prince's final tribute was a monster of a show with huge performances ... despite some big name dropouts.

Stevie Wonder, Chaka Khan, Tori Kelly, and Jessie J ... were just a few of the names that put on the marathon show -- it went for more than 4 1/2 hours inside Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul.

The sold-out show overcame last minute cancellations from John Mayer, Anita Baker and Christina Aguilera.

The show ended with "Purple Rain" ... and an ominous recording of Prince's voice saying, "I love you."

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NEVER FORGET

L.A. Dodgers Insane NLDS Celebration ... Beer Baths And Patriotic Speedos!!

It's safe to say there wasn't a dry spot in the Dodgers' locker room Thursday night ... as L.A. celebrated its NLDS-clinching win with a TON of beer, champagne and Josh Reddick in an American flag Speedo!!

The Dodgers scored 4 runs in the 7th inning of Game 5 of the NLDS to beat the Washington Nationals 4-3 ... and the boys went all out with their post game party.

Check out the pics ... these guys definitely know how to turn up.

Next up, the red hot Cubs, so we're assuming they got it all out of their system and are ready to get back to work.

Lindsay Lohan I'm a Nightclub Owner! But It's All Greek to Me

Lindsay Lohan is officially in a biz where she's got a ton of experience ... she's a part-owner of a nightclub, and her name's above the door.

LOHAN, the nightclub, is opening this weekend in Athens ... and we're told it's all thanks to LiLo's pal, Dennis Papageorgiou. The Greek restaurateur is the owner, but we're told Lindsay's getting a big chunk of the profits, aka ... back end.

A LOHAN spokesperson tells us Dennis came up with the idea in July -- the same month Lindsay and ex-fiance Egor split -- and Lindsay was down with it, naturally.

We're told the decor is "abandoned factory" chic with baroque detailing, whatever that means. Best of all ... there's a standard VIP area, and also a completely secluded VVIP area. That's not a joke. Think Lindsay meets 'Night at the Roxbury.'

We're told she'll make appearances 2 or 3 times a month. Opa!

Kim Kardashian MIA at 'KUWTK' Wrap Party

Kim Kardashian is continuing to keep a low profile since the Paris robbery because she was noticeably absent from the "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" season 12 wrap party.

Khloe, Kylie, Kourtney, and Kourt's ex, Scott Disick, were all snapped in the photo booth Tuesday night at Kris Jenner's home. Doesn't look like Kendall made it out either.

Filming for season 12 reportedly stopped following the jewelry heist.

Kim has said she's taking a month off and hasn't been posting on social media, but she has beefed up her security.

Johnny Manziel Sued War Over Party Mansion Rent ... QB Calls BS

We told you it was coming ... and now it's official -- Johnny Manziel has been formally sued for not paying rent on a $25,000 per month party pad in the Hollywood Hills.

However, Manziel says he's being unfairly targeted and has done NOTHING wrong.

TMZ Sports broke the story ... the guy who owns the legendary Weidlake mansion (used in tons of TV shows) served Manziel and his friends with an eviction notice last week -- claiming the QB missed a rent payment and had badly damaged the property.

Manziel had claimed he never rented the home and the allegations were bogus -- but in his suit, the owner included a copy of the original lease which includes Manziel's name listed as a person who would be residing in the home.

In his suit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Fitzgerald claims Manziel and his two friends are all on the hook for more than $25k for rent and other fees.

We reached out to Fitzgerald who says he's planning to file a separate lawsuit for the damages -- which could go into the 6 figure range.

We reached back out to Manziel who says he did occasionally stay at the home -- but NEVER signed any agreement that would put him on the hook for the rent.

Manziel claims the owner is unfairly dragging him into the suit for "obvious reasons."

Cleveland Indians Locker Room Bottle Poppin' After Sweeping Red Sox In ALDS

While the city of Boston was busy crying for Big Papi ... the Cleveland Indians locker room was TURNIN' UP ... celebrating the ALDS sweep with champagne and beer baths!!

Everyone from Francisco Lindor to Terry Francona strapped on their goggles and popped off -- before getting on the team jet and heading back to The Land.

Next up, the Toronto Blue Jays ... in the hopes of following the Cavs and Stipe Miocic in bringing a championship to Cleveland.

Meanwhile, the Browns are 0-5 ...

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Ezekiel Elliott Turnt Up In Club Before 2 Touchdown Game

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Ezekiel Elliott was ballin' out in the bar 36 hours before ballin' out on the football field against the Bengals ... and TMZ Sports has video.

The Dallas Cowboys superstar hit up Concrete Cowboy bar in Dallas Friday night/early Saturday morning. We're told Elliott popped bottles (including champagne) ... and chilled with friends.

The turn up had ZERO negative effect on his play ... 'cause E.E. had a ridiculously good game Sunday afternoon (134 yards, 2 TDs).

Check out the vid!

#TheGoodLife

Bella Hadid Happy Birthday ... Your Carriage Awaits, My Lady

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Bella Hadid just hit the big 2-0 over the weekend, and she did it wearing an outfit that looked like she was honoring the late Joan of Arc.

Paps got Bella out in NYC celebrating her 20th bday with her model friends and fam ... wearing a chain mail 2 piece that rattled around like she was going into battle in the Dark Ages.

Her BF, The Weeknd, was there too ... but Bella's outfit was the clear standout.

Check out the clip -- Bella's bringing armor back.

The Game So, So Thirsty ... For Vodka

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Game got a thirst-quenching assist onstage from Diddy ... Ciroc, and lots of it.

Game went on at midnight at The Venue in Minneapolis and a half hour in, his crew busted out the vodka. Sipping turned to chugging and you know the rest.

The vodka didn't get in the way of the concert ... which went beyond 1 AM.

Effen awesome!

Paulina Gretzky Bae Watch In Mexico

Here's Paulina Gretzky and her hot friend, Kristina, heating things up in Mexico in matching red bathing suits.

Paulina, her hubby Dustin Johnson, and their hot friends hit up Cabo earlier in the week -- and thankfully, they've been posting pics from the trip on social media.

Muy bien!!!

Nicole Scherzinger Trashed at Simon Cowell's Bash

Nicole Scherzinger was 3 sheets as she left Simon Cowell's 57th birthday bash Wednesday night in London.

Nicole was holding on for dear life to Simon's baby mama Lauren Silverman.

You can always tell how good the party was by the tightness of a friend's grip.

Paul McCartney Twist & Shout ... Persian Style!

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Paul McCartney can still shake it out like his Beatles days, and we got video of him proving it for Persian Rosh Hashanah.

Sir Paul hit the dance floor at a pal's Rosh celebration Sunday night in Bev Hills. He's got his big Desert Trip concert coming up this weekend, but we'll go ahead and assume this was not a rehearsal. Watch, you'll agree.

He was definitely loosening up though after seder, which we're told was stocked with the usual Persian delicacies ... apples and honey, beef tongue and stew.

We're guessing vegetarian Paul passed on the tongue.

Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna Big Happy Fam for Baby Shower ... and a Payday

Rob Kardashian surfaced for his coed baby shower with Blac Chyna -- a strong sign they might be able to salvage a second season of their reality show after all.

We're told Rob planned most of Sunday's Armenian-themed fete which was held at a family friend's home in Woodland Hills, CA. None of his sisters got an invite, but we're told Scott Disick and French Montana showed up, and a bunch of other family members.

It's a complete 180 from the fight that exploded last week after the sisters attempted to throw separate showers for Chyna and Rob, who had gone back to being a recluse again.

Rob put personal touches on everything from the champagne party favors to the desserts with the expectant parents' faces. Plus, a 7 layer cake, belly dancers and a Louis Vuitton diaper bag for Chyna. The whole thing was taped for their reality show. Rob had not been showing up for shoots recently, so this could mean he's had a change of heart.

Due to the taping, everyone had to turn in their phones -- which is why no one got the news about Kim's holdup in Paris until after the party.

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LET'S PARTY!
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