Johnny Manziel Double Fisting ... At Texas Bar

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Here we go again ... Johnny Manziel back to his old ways in Texas -- double fisting drinks at a bar in Austin and TMZ Sports has the footage.

Drake 'Nobody Robbed Me' ... Huh?

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Drake flatly denied getting "robbed" ... and technically he's right although he's clearly dodging the point.

Drake showed up with Rihanna at The Nice Guy in WeHo Wednesday night, when our photog asked about the $3 million jewelry heist that went down earlier in the day.

Two problems with the question ... he was not "robbed" since that requires force to get something and this was more like a burglary. Second, the victim is Drake's DJ, who owned the bling.

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Nevertheless, it was Drake's bus and he clearly had a dog in the fight judging by his reaction when he learned of the theft.

Magic & Cookie Johnson Star-Studded Anniversary Party LL, Smokey & Pat Riley

Monaco's GDP just skyrocketed even higher ... 'cause a bunch of super rich dudes just descended upon the exotic getaway for Magic and Cookie Johnson's 25th wedding anniversary bash.

It went down at the Yacht Club de Monaco where stars like LL Cool J, Smokey Robinson, Steve Harvey, Biz Markie, Cedric the Entertainer and Pat Riley turnt up to celebrate the couples' 25th.

Of course, the whole fam was there including EJ (who slayed) ... and it looked like a good time was had by all.

Check out the pics!

D'Angelo Russell REJECTED From Hollywood Club ... You're Too Young, Bro

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Lakers star D'Angelo Russell was on the OTHER side of an embarrassing video this past weekend ... getting straight DENIED from a super hot Hollywood party spot.

D'Angelo and a couple other NBAers (tried to) hit up Warwick nightclub Saturday night ... but as you can see in our video ... the young Lakers ace didn't make it inside.

Sources that witnessed Russell get Mutombo'd say the reason why he didn't make it inside is 'cause he's 20 ... and Warwick is a 21 and up joint.

FYI -- D'Angelo turns 21 in February ... and he's already a FREAKIN' MILLIONAIRE ... so yeah, no tears, bro.

Carmelo Anthony & LaLa Rollin' With Jay Z & Beyonce For Bey's B-Day Weekend

How do you know you've absolutely, positively made it? When you're hanging with freakin' Jay Z & Beyonce in double couple bliss ... just like Carmelo Anthony and LaLa did last weekend.

It was queen Bey's birthday weekend, and the uber-powerful foursome spent a lot of QT together ... hitting up Hov's Made In America concert in Philly on Sunday ... then Beyonce's Soul Train party in NYC Monday night.

Who needs championships when you're running with royalty ... right, 'Melo?

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When Beyonce wants her guests to rock 1970s getups for her birthday ... best believe they fall into formation.

Queen Bey turned 35 over the weekend, but come Monday, she threw herself a Sooouuuuuul Train-themed rooftop party at The Nomad Hotel in NYC. All the celebs in attendance turned out in '70s gear ... and then hit the dance floor to get their groove on.

Some of those stars included Diddy and Cassie, Kendrick Lamar, Usher, Michelle Williams, Kelly Rowland and Alicia Keys. And, of course, Jay was by her side gettin' down.

Bey was the true star of the show though, reminding everyone who they were celebrating.

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5SOS Singer Luke Hemmings Still Going with GF ... In One Direction

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It's true, 5 Seconds of Summer fans -- we got video proof lead singer Luke Hemmings is definitely back with his on-off GF, and they're even hitching a ride ... with Niall Horan.

Luke and Arzaylea peeled out of The Nice Guy Monday night with the One Directioner, who gave the couple a lift. Arzaylea's been accused of being the Yoko Ono of 5SOS ... so there could be mixed emotions over their reunion.

She hinted at some sort of a new beginning on her Instagram, so this appears to be it.

But watch the video -- it's clear who takes a backseat in the relationship. Sidenote: Niall might want to pick up a gig as an UberX driver.

Johnny Manziel Clubbin' with Future ... Is That Champagne???

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Johnny Manziel put his NFL comeback on hold Thursday night to party in Miami with rap superstar Future ... and it appears he's drinkin' again too.

Kanye West Tour Rider I Can Hold My Liquor ... IF It's Frozen

Kanye West's always going to have his Hennessy waiting on ice backstage during his Saint Pablo Tour ... TMZ has learned.

'Ye made sure of it on his tour rider, which calls for 2 alcoholic slushie machines -- one dispensing frozen Hennessy and Coke, and another with frozen Grey Goose and lemonade.

We're told the Goose is for Kim, who showed off the slushie gear during Kanye's Toronto tour stop -- and according to the tour doc ... they'll be standard at every show.

Kanye usually rolls with a bunch of booze backstage ... including Hennessy, so looks like Kim's getting to call a few shots this time around.

#DrunkInLove

Drake & Rihanna Up All Night Making Us Wonder

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Drake and Rihanna -- are they bangin' or is it just a figment of our imagination?

Drizzy and RiRi played followed the leader at Up & Down in NYC where they probably had lots to talk about after Drake straight-up said at the VMAs he's been in love with Rihanna since he was 22.

Just do it already.

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Jason Momoa Somethin' Brewin' ... With 'GoT' Creators

Jason Momoa hyped up "Game of Thrones" fans by hanging with the show's creators in Northern Ireland -- where they're about to roll on season 7 -- but it's not what you think.

Momoa captioned the pic with David Benioff and D.B. Weiss "ALOHA DROGO," and fans immediately speculated Khal Drogo was coming back from the dead.

The real story ... Jason just loves to party, and happened to be about an hour away from his bros. Our sources tell us he was in Dublin touring the Guinness Brewery, where they gave him his own custom "Mano Brew," 'cause ... look at the handsome bastard.

We're told Momoa's absolutely not filming NOW ... but never say never.

#JonSnow

Kim K. & Paris Hilton Tara Reid Eating Our Dust at Hyde ... Happy Anniversary!

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It's gotta be Tara Reid's least fave starring role, but it's also the one that started Kim Kardashian's march to fame -- and maybe the most classic TMZ clip of all time.

It all went down 10 years ago today -- hard to believe -- outside Hyde on Sunset, which was THE spot at the time. Tara was forced to wait at the door when along came her former BFF Paris Hilton ... arm-in-arm with Kim.

What happened next is freakin' Hollywood lore. Watch the moment not-so-kindly remembered as "Nightclub Roadkill" -- and think how much has changed since then.

Fact is, all 3 have become huge successes. Paris runs a billion dollar company, Kim's perhaps the biggest reality TV star and trendsetter ever, and Tara's starred in all 4 'Sharknado' flicks.

Congrats, ladies!

Justin Bieber & Sofia Richie Someone's Falling Hard for Her

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Sofia Richie's easily amused ... at the expense of a couple of paps who were clearly head over heels for her.

We got Sofia out at 1 AM Thursday leaving The Nice Guy ... sans the Biebs. But the night had just begun for her, and an hour later she reappeared -- with Bieber himself -- leaving Doheny Room.

Hope she's not late for work today.

Post Malone I Witnessed Usain's Pimpness ... Ultimate Ladies Man

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When Usain Bolt was getting his swerve on in a London nightclub this weekend, rapper Post Malone was RIGHT THERE partying alongside him ... and tells TMZ Sports, "It was awesome!"

Bolt has been on a tear with the ladies this past week -- despite the fact he's got a GF back home in Jamaica -- and Post saw the legend in action at Cirque le Soir club on Monday night.

"He's a ladies man," Malone said.

"Fastest man in the world ... even if the cops were chasing him, he could escape ... [if they were chasing him] in a vehicle. He fast as hell so he can do whatever he wants to do."

Malone -- the guy behind the hit "White Iverson" -- says he may FINALLY meet the NBA inspiration for his song ... but it's gonna be halfway around the world!

Check out the clip.

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Kevin Durant & DeAndre Jordan Bikinis, Bottles & Zero Shirts ... Victory Turn Up In Greece

Here are Kevin Durant & DeAndre Jordan enjoying the spoils of their Olympic victory ... with a world champion day party turn up sesh in Mykonos.

After absolutely pummeling Serbia in the gold medal game, the guys headed over to Greece and proved once again that America is #1 ... at partying our faces off.

Check out the pics and vids ... and remember that some Americans don't have to tarnish a country's reputation to have a good time.

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Model Mara Teigen No Boys Allowed At My $50k Bday Bash

Model Mara Teigen's new mystery boyfriend footed the $50,000 bill for her 22nd birthday, and the luxurious event had everything you'd want at an all-chick celebration ... except pillows.

Mara's party went down Sunday at the Beverly Hills Hotel in the Presidential Bungalow suite, which goes for about $27k a night. Dude also threw in a 6 ft tall orchid arrangement for $3,500 and a $2,500 cake. Not to mention the $12,000 diamond Cartier bracelet she got as a gift.

We're told she's been with the BF for about 8 months, but wants to keep his identity under wraps. And if he's gonna keep dropping this kinda coin, we say ... no need to rock the boat.

As for the guest list ... Justin Bieber's recent fling, Sahara Ray, "DASH Dolls" star Durrani and Carl's Jr. model Emily Sears were all there in white swimwear.

Still ... no pillow fight. Bummer.