Cristiano Ronaldo SMOOTH Operator With Ibiza Bikini Babes

When Cristiano Ronaldo -- in all his shirtless, hairless glory -- says let's take a dip ... you take a dip.

The soccer superstar was busy on his other J-O-B ... pulling hot chicks during vacay in Ibiza.

We'd say the ladies are flocking to him because he just won the UEFA title with Real Madrid, but this is pretty much Cristiano on the daily.

It's good awesome to be the champ.

Talib Kweli Prince Invented Reverse Pimpin' ... I Watched It Happen!!

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Prince once pulled an epic move on a nearly naked dancer in a club, but it's not at all what you'd expect from a singer with a rep for being a sex demigod ... according to rapper Talib Kweli.

Talib hit up N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN's "Drink Champs" podcast on Play.it this week and talked about the run-in he had with Prince at a Hollywood party. He says there were naked dancers everywhere and Prince -- a Jehovah's Witness at that point -- approached one of them with a financial proposal.

Check it out ... it's an awesome story, and the birth of what N.O.R.E. and co. call "reverse pimping."

Lamar Odom Crack Pipes In Home Friends Confront Him Over Alleged Drug Use

Lamar Odom's family and friends believe he's back on hard drugs -- and tell us they recently confronted the NBA star and questioned him about crack pipes in his home.

Odom's history with crack is well-documented -- but people close to him thought he'd been scared straight after he overdosed at a Nevada brothel back in October.

But multiple sources close to Odom -- hoping to get through to the NBA star -- tell us he's been acting very strange lately. His friends are convinced he's off the wagon, and for the last few weeks they've been trying to get through to him.

So, a group of people went to his home to convince him to enter rehab -- but Odom scoffed ... telling the group he doesn't need any help. It sounds just like the failed intervention attempt from 2013.

During the confrontation, which took place at Odom's home in Calabasas, we're told his friends noticed drug paraphernalia scattered all over the place ... including crack pipes, baggies and roaches.

We're told the fear is that Odom believes he's invincible -- as evidenced by the fact he's been hitting bars and drinking while still recovering from the damage he suffered from the overdose.

We reached out to Odom for comment -- so far, no word back.

Johnny Depp I Got Stockholm Syndrome ... With HOT Swedish Chicks!

Johnny Depp is very much pro-Sweden ... especially when it comes to the run-of-the-mill beautiful, blonde, fair-skinned citizens.

Johnny was super touchy-feely Monday when an Amber clone approached him in the lobby of the Grand Hotel in Stockholm. She's Desiree Nilsson, a 21-year-old fashion blogger.

Desiree's move was thwarted by a bodyguard, but she pressed her luck and J.D. noticed, which was all it took. Johnny waved her in and within no time he was holding her hand and touching her back.

Johnny had game left, so a few hours later he found his way to the hotel bar where Swedish model Andrea Jay was glued to his side in no time.

Sweden ... it makes you feel good when your wife files for divorce.

Gigi Hadid Screw Zayn ... I'm Hangin' with Kendall

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Gigi Hadid got back on the horse Thursday night after her breakup with Zayn Malik ... hoofing it with Kendall Jenner.

The girls hit up The Nice Guy in WeHo and displayed their trademark "no-emotion" look as they left together.

BTW ... Lakers star Jordan Clarkson was also at the club ... He used to hang with Kendall and there was buzz they were dating. He left separately.

Johnny Depp Boozing, Not Fighting At Danish Bar

Johnny Depp is partying overseas like a guy with no concerns -- such as a divorce from Amber Heard or domestic violence allegations.

Johnny and his Hollywood Vampires roadies hit up the Under Masken in Denmark Wednesday night where we're told Johnny was drinking and chatting up bar staff until 4 AM.

Bartender Hartvig Hansen tells TMZ ... the reports Johnny got into a fight with a bodyguard are not true. He says the actor knocked back 3 vodka tonics, with limes -- and a bottle of champagne was passed around.

The Daily Mail got photos of Johnny outside the bar with his entourage. Some people thought it looked like he took a swing at one of his bodyguards, but Hartvig says the pic is deceiving -- Johnny really just has his arm around a chick while he's talking to the guys.

The photos could still be a bad look for Johnny, since Amber's claiming alcohol and drugs fueled the alleged assaults.

Justin Bieber, Rita Ora Que Ora Es? Time to Hook Up

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Justin Bieber and Rita Ora connected for sure Wednesday night ... and Thursday morning, too.

The Biebs and Rita arrived separately at Warwick nightclub in Hollywood, Justin shrouded in a hoodie. All pretenses flew out the window on the way out, when they left in Bieber's SUV at around 2 AM and beelined it for a late night/early AM meal.

To be continued, maybe.

Kylie Jenner Hip to Hip with PartyNextDoor

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Kylie Jenner and PartyNextDoor added a touch of romance to Drake's Memorial Day party by getting up on each other on the dance floor.

It's the first time we've seen video of the new couple showing some PDA. Normally, they go out of their way to NOT look like they're together.

#WorstKeptSecret

Chris Brown Drops Big Chill On Royalty's Bday Bash

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Royalty's 2nd birthday party was truly fit for a baller princess.

Chris Brown and Nia Guzman's little one got the "Frozen" treatment Sunday. Royalty even made a grand entrance on a pony and chilled with Elsa, Anna and Olaf ... all with fake snow coming down.

We're told the sugary goodies alone -- including a customized 3-tier castle cake with rhinestone towers -- cost Royalty's parents a cool $10k at Sweet Serenity Desserts.

Chris couldn't attend, since he's on tour, but bragged about dropping $30k on the whole shindig. Apparently llamas and mini horses don't come cheap.

Khloe Kardashian Droppin' That Booty On Odell Beckham Jr.

Forget about James Harden and Lamar ... seems like Khloe Kardashian has already moved on to her next baller -- NFL superstar Odell Beckham Jr.

TMZ Sports obtained pics of the two getting super close at Drake's pool party in Hidden Hills on Memorial Day ... with Khloe droppin' her big ol' butt right on top of the NY Giants superstar.

The pics were taken around midnight -- and our sources inside the party tell us KK and OBJ were "definitely into each other" and "looked like a couple."

By the way, in case there was any doubt the woman in the pics is Khloe -- we found video of KK wearing the same exact dress and Yeezy shoes at a different pool party earlier that day.

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NFL Athletes Vegas Takeover For 3-Day Weekend ... Spot Your Favorite Baller

If you skipped Vegas this weekend ... you're probably not in the NFL ... 'cause it seemed like the whole damn league was in Sin City ... and the turn up was real.

Odell Beckham Jr., Von Miller, Chris Johnson and a lot more descended on the desert to celebrate Memorial Day ... and we have the pictures that'll make you rethink how much fun your BBQ was.

Check 'em out ... and remember, you ate some really dope potato salad ... and that counts for something.

Laverne Cox 'OITNB' Stars Got Turnt for My Beyhive Birthday Bash

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Laverne Cox's birthday bash should give you a pretty good idea of what the "Orange Is the New Black" cast gets into when they're not locked inside Litchfield.

Cox, who turned 32, hit up Beyonce's Formation tour Saturday in Chicago, but the party continued Monday night inside a NYC hotel room with her 'OITNB' co-stars.

Check it out ... Flaca, Poussey and Taystee were all there and the rager wasn't a far departure from the Netflix show since there was even a little girl-on-girl lap dancing.

No cops or corrections officers were called.

Drake Memorial Day Party Triggers Girl Fights, Cops, Paramedics

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Drake's Memorial Day party Monday turned pretty ugly when fights broke out and cops came.

We're told police got multiple excessive noise complaints from 9 PM to 10:30 PM, when police paid a visit to Drake's Hidden Hills estate. Things were calmer, so cops left.

We're told girls had been arriving literally by the busload all day. It got extremely rowdy as the day went on and we're told several girl fights erupted. A neighbor tells us at one point paramedics showed up but we don't know the circumstances.

Happy Memorial Day.

Mama June I'm Going On A Strip Tour!

Mama June will be hitting the road this summer, headlining a strip club tour and making a ton of cash in the process.

TMZ has learned June was such a hit at strip clubs this past year that she has booked 4 June appearances -- Baltimore, Oklahoma City, Los Angeles and Vegas -- that will cash her out over $20k total!

Mama June is no Blac Chyna when it comes to her rider demands, only asking for a hotel room and business class air fare. However, when she heads to Vegas she will be flying on a private jet with the other hosts of the night -- porn star Jesse Jane and "Little Sassee Cassee."

Leave your dollar bills at home though ... June's just doing meet and greets.

NOFX's Fat Mike I Detoxed But I'm Going Back to Drugs and Booze

NOFX frontman Fat Mike entered -- and quickly exited -- a detox facility this week.

Reports surfaced Monday that Mike entered rehab to get sober -- but sources close to him say that's only half true.

What really went down is Mike voluntarily checked into an L.A. facility to ween himself off a 2x daily Percocet habit after experiencing prolonged stomach pain -- docs treated, then released him 6 days later.

We're told the punk legend says he has no intention to tone down the punkness. He's not sobering up ... it's just a "mini break" for the sake of his health ... then back to the drugs and booze.

Fat Mike's been open about his vices -- his band just released 'Hepatitis Bathtub,' a book about drug abuse.

Blac Chyna to Rob Back of the Air Bus, Bitch!!!

Good thing Rob Kardashian's lost all that weight, because his knees are about to make contact with his chin.

We found out Rob's flying economy this weekend ... where he can barely look through the curtain and see his fiancee in first.

TMZ got hold of the rider for the couple's appearance Saturday in Vegas ... at the Tropicana's Sky Beach Club. They will get 2 round-trip plane tickets ... one first and one economy. And we know who's not in first.

Their rider also calls for multiple bottles of booze ... bad idea for both.