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Fellas, put your dollars away ... and break out the GOLD MEDAL -- 'cause Dave Bautista's wife just took 1st place in MISS POLE DANCE AMERICA 2016!!!

The "Guardians of the Galaxy" star was in Nashville this weekend as his wife, Sarah Jade, dominated the pole.

In fact, the ex-WWE superstar even bragged about it on Twitter -- "So proud of my baby @SarahJadePole for kicking ass at #MissPoleDanceAmerica."

"That's right Twitches!! I'm married to #MissPoleDanceAmerica."

Mazel!

Kylie Jenner didn't miss a beat ... clubbing in WeHo hours after we broke the story ... she's done with Tyga.

The 18-year-old hit up Hyde nightclub -- they serve food so it's ok -- and she walked out with a guy named Harry, but we don't think it's a date thing ... he's been her friend for a long time.

If Justin Bieber's got beef with his fans, he didn't show it as he partied hard in a couple of Boston bars like any other 22-year-old ... who can afford round after round of shots.

After his Purpose concert Wednesday, Justin hit up Storyville nightclub and looked totally comfortable being the life of the party. He was up on the bar doing tequila shots, and didn't mind people taking photos. A rep from 6one7 Productions tells us he racked up about $2,400 worth of tequila and vodka.

Cool moment in the video -- the DJ bumping Justin ... Timberlake, that is.

Biebs started his night at The Tam ... a joint most locals call "a dive bar." We're told he drank Sam Adams, ordered shots of Fireball for a table of guys and girls and was "super nice" to everyone.

Even though his bodyguards made everyone put down their smartphones -- no "zoo animal" pics -- watch this video ... you can tell folks in The Tam treated JB like any other booze hound.

Blac Chyna threw an epic bash Tuesday night in Hollywood, with Rob in tow ... and she hawked her wares like a seasoned Kardashian.

Chyna threw the party to celebrate her birthday -- which is today -- and sell her new Chymoji.

We got inside the Hard Rock for the shindig, and clear evidence she's got a baby inside her ... there's agua at the table.

She's jumping on a plane Wednesday for Miami, where she'll host a strip club event.

And check this out ... Rob surprised her with a flower or 2.

Taylor Lautner beat the hastiest of retreats Tuesday as he left a WeHo nightclub in impressive style.

Taylor bolted out of The Nice Guy and busted what could have been a very risky move ... especially if alcohol was involved.

Maybe an audition for Marvel?

Mariah Carey was the headliner of her manager's daughter's Bat Mitzvah ... but someone's got to tell her the meaning of "mazel tov!"

Mariah made a grand entrance into 1 OAK in WeHo Friday for Mishka Bulochnikov, the 13-year-old daughter of Stella.

The event was insane ... a 500 lb chocolate and red velvet cake, mini Kanye from Jeff Beacher's Madhouse, a Bentley golf cart which Mishka got as a present, a DJ from Power 105 ... but the thing is ... it cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to rent the club out on a Friday night.

Kids ... they're expensive.

Machine Gun Kelly got way too hyped-up for his own good during his show in Vegas ... he broke one of his digits.

The rapper was 2 songs deep Sunday at the Drai's Animal House party at The Cromwell when he just banged too hard.

Kelly powered through the pain, and ending up jumping off a balcony into the pool.

And he didn't even drop the mic.

Justin Bieber may have bought himself the most expensive phone in the world, because a guy who claims the singer destroyed his cell has filed a lawsuit seeking as much as $100,000.

Robert Earl Morgan was at Cle nightclub in Houston last month when Bieber showed up and began clowning Post Malone, appearing to extinguish a cigarette on the rapper's arm.

Bieber was feeling his oats, and according to Morgan, Biebs grabbed a beer bong and tried his hand at chugging. Morgan says Bieber "was clearly a novice," spilling the brewski all over his clothes and face.

Morgan says he was shooting cell phone video of the mishap, when Biebs became enraged, grabbed his cell phone and smashed it to pieces.

According to the lawsuit filed by Jason Friedman, Morgan never got his SIM card back, which contained precious memories, including pics of his grandma's 100th birthday party. He says he also lost business contacts and it's eaten into his commission. Morgan adds he minored in photography in college and had 5,000 pics and videos documenting his travels, which he'll never get back.

He's suing for up to $100k.

We reached out to Bieber's camp. So far no response.

French Montana and Diplo got the real show AFTER the Met Gala -- courtesy of Madonna. And her mouth.

Just check out the video from inside the after-party at Up&Down nightclub.

57 and still gettin' it! This woulda been a much better show, Down Under.

Hillary Clinton just got 86'd from a private jet owned by Hollywood playboy Dan Bilzerian because -- get this -- HE's worried about contamination!

Bilzerian -- famous Instagram lover of hot chicks, big guns and fast cars -- was leaving The Nice Guy with Chris Brown Monday night when we asked about Clinton leasing his jet for her press corps.

Maybe it's just politics, but Dan made it clear the candidate is no longer welcome. But let's be honest, when you hear Dan talking about his flying circus adventures -- there's no way Hill and co. could ever hang on that jet.

She might be getting off clean lucky.

A bunch of drunk guys on a bachelor party weekend thought it would be funny to dress the groom up like Mike Ditka on Friday and go to Ditka's steakhouse in Chicago.

Turns out ... BEST. IDEA. EVER!!!

The bachelor, David Barnett, lives in Florida -- but his buddies threw the party in Chicago so they could party during NFL Draft weekend. Barnett's also a huge Bears fan.

And because every bachelor party needs drunken buffoonery ... the guys made Barnett dress up like Da Coach for their dinner at Ditka's.

As fate would have it, Mike was actually in the restaurant that night ... heard about his boozy doppelganger ... and came over for a face-to-legendary-face meeting.

Fetty Wap's son had the best birthday in the galaxy ... shutting down an entire fun center for a 'Star Wars' themed bounce session.

Sources tell us Fetty dropped 5 stacks to rent out BounceU in Paramus, NJ for Aydin's 5th birthday party ... making the entire place VIP only.

We're told around 50 kids showed up for the bash, which included cosmic bounce houses, cotton candy, face painting, balloon twisting, tons of pizza, and a mobile video game trailer.

For dessert ... a two-tiered Stormtrooper cake complete with fondant light sabers.

Lucky his son is.

Johnny Manziel drowned his NFL draft night sorrows in Fireball Thursday night ... ordering up 300 SHOTS at an Ohio bar for a few hundred of his not so closest friends ... and TMZ Sports has the video.

Two years after he was selected in the 1st round ... the unemployed QB hit up Dahlia Bar and Lounge in Columbus right after the 1st round of the '16 draft wrapped up.

You can see in the video Johnny was in a generous mood ... buying 300 shots of whiskey and some Miller Lites for the crowd.

We're told Johnny spent the night hanging out in the DJ booth with Justin Bieber's tour DJ ... JB had a concert in Columbus on Thursday, but was a no-show at the bar.

Earlier in the day, Manziel was reportedly hangin' at ANOTHER Columbus bar ... watching the draft while sporting a white headband -- the same headband he was rocking later that night.

FYI, the Browns drafted a WR last night ... if only they had a QB to throw him the ball.

You can already hear it ... Taylor Swift's #1 song about bumping into your ex at a BFF's birthday, that won't have anything to do with seeing John Mayer Thursday night.

The exes both showed up at Gigi Hadid's huge 21st birthday bash at The Nice Guy. We don't know for sure if they spoke, but we know the place is small enough that they had to at least be aware of each other's presence.

Luckily for them there were a ton of celebs inside to create a buffer.

Still ... the song will be awesome.

How do you get your mind off a crushing Game 5 playoff loss?? If you're DeAndre Jordan ... YOU TURN UP!!!

Hours after the Trailblazers downed the Clippers at Staples Center ... Jordan hit up Warwick nightclub in Hollywood with a few lady friends.

We're told Jordan tried to keep things low key ... but it's hard to miss a 6'11" NBA star ... even with a jacket over his head.

He may hate our soccer team, but international soccer superstar Zlatan Ibrahimovic sure loves the U.S. when it comes to pool parties.

Here's Zlatan livin' it up at the Encore Beach Club in Vegas over the weekend ... chattin' up a bunch of hot chicks while flexin' out in a sleeveless shirt.

Of course, the Swedish-born superstar famously called the Team USA soccer team a "big joke" back in 2014 ... despite the fact his crappy team didn't even qualify for the World Cup that year.

By the way, Pele told TMZ Sports he LIKES the U.S. soccer team -- so, suck on that Zlatan.

#GoUSA #WeBelieve