Scott Disick Cerveza y Bikinis ... Por Favor

It's pretty clear now ... Scott Disick isn't concerned about drinking after his rehab sting -- he's lounging poolside with hot chicks down in Mexico.

Scott surfaced at Joe Francis' home in Punta Mita along with at least 5 babes in bikinis ... including one Kendall Jenner look-alike.

We'll say this ... at least he's hyrdating. Scott downed agua while taking some phone calls, but switched to cervezas when it was time to chill with the ladies.

Both go down well in the hot Mexican sun ... beer and water, that is.

Johnny Manziel U.S. Party Tour Continues ... To L.A.'s Hottest Club

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Johnny Manziel won't stop until all 50 states feel his turn-up ... Miami earlier this week, Vegas this weekend ... and now L.A. ... having been seen out Thursday night at the hottest club in the city.

TMZ Sports has video of Manziel leaving The Nice Guy ... the hot spot du jour for young celebrities in Los Angeles ... where the likes of Justin Bieber, the Kardashians, and Leonardo DiCaprio have all partied recently.

Johnny's probably in town because he's scheduled to attend the big UFC 196 fight in Vegas Saturday ... and Sin City is just a hop, skip, and less than a hour private plane ride from L.A.

Same questions remain though ... with everything going on with Johnny right now -- including a grand jury looking at his ex-girlfriend's attack claims -- are his partying ways hurting his NFL future?

Only time will tell.

Zac Efron I Got a 'Monkey' on My Arm ... In a Bar

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Zac Efron was hanging at a Florida pub Saturday night ... with a monkey-like creature on his arm.

Zac was shooting "Baywatch" in Boca Raton, hanging at an Irish pub for the night, when a random patron walked in with a Kinkajou. Zac took to the rainforest dweller -- called a "honey bear" in Central America -- and got handsy with it.

The Kinkajou has a propensity to drink people's drinks ... so you gotta see this one in action.

Johnny Manziel Vegas Baby, Vegas! ... For UFC 196

Johnny Manziel is bringing the party train to Vegas this weekend -- at least, that's the plan ... 'cause his name has popped up on the celebrity guest list for UFC 196, TMZ Sports has learned.

Edgerrin James Peyton Manning Should Come Back 'Free Money!'

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Peyton Manning's former RB says the QB needs to COME BACK next year -- with Edgerrin James telling TMZ Sports it could pay off BIG TIME for the 39-year-old.

Edge (who retired in '09) was out in L.A. -- celebrating Reggie Bush's bday at 1 OAK -- when we asked if he thinks his old Indianapolis Colts teammate should sign a new deal.

"Why not? They payin' $50 MILLION!" James said ... "Free money!"

There are reports Manning is torn about his decision ... and still hasn't made up his mind.

Not sure if his old pal Edgerrin is gonna sway him either way ...

Rob Gronkowski My Super Hot Oscars Date ... 'We're Just Friends'

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Rob Gronkowski is a SINGLE MAN -- telling TMZ Sports his super hot date to the Oscars parties is just his friend ... meaning he's still free to bang whoever the hell he wants.

The woman who was on his arm Sunday night was Jordan Duffy -- a TV reporter/extremely hot lady.

But alas ... no relationship with Gronk, just friends. Sad.

Meanwhile, Gronk hit up a MOVIE PREMIERE Tuesday night -- rolling with his bros and his dad to the Westwood premiere of his brand new flick "You Can't Have It" ... in which Gronk cameos as a cop.

The whole Gronk squad was pumped for the movie -- with Rob joking about winning awards for the role ... and praising Joanna Krupa as a pretty awesome co-star.

Back at the Oscars as a nominee next year?

Meek Mill Strip Club Ballin' For Last Night of Freedom

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Meek Mill did NOT spend one of his final nights before house arrest with his main chick -- Nicki Minaj -- he spent it with MANY chicks ...as in the Philly strippers he showered with $75k!!

Meek hit up the Vanity Grand Cabaret: Philadelphia Premier Gentlemen's club Sunday night for Future's after-party ... but the night was less sad, going away and more celebration ... of ass.

We're told Meek brought his artist Chino MMG, who just survived a shooting a few days ago ... so you know he was ready to party.

Of course, the fact he wasn't with Nicki is a strong sign there's trouble in paradise ... as we've reported, the couple's been feuding.

As for his house arrest ... the Philly D.A.'s Office tells us everything's set for Meek to go under lockdown ... including his monitoring device and clearing his home of contraband and weapons.

Diana Nyad Manziel Can Save Himself ... Just Like Michael Phelps

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TAKE A PAGE FROM PHELPS' BOOK
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Johnny Manziel needs to cut the crap -- and follow Michael Phelps' lead when it comes to turning his life around ... so says swimming legend Diana Nyad.

The former "Dancing with the Stars" contestant says she's tight with Michael's mom -- and knows how hard Phelps and his family worked to stop his life from spiraling out of control following a string of bad decisions.

But Nyad says Phelps was able to turn things around ... and Manziel should rip a page from his book before it's too late.

Nyad is pretty passionate about it -- check out the clip.

Sam Smith Bottoms Up With Drag Queen At Post-Oscars Party

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Sam Smith got a fitting thank you for his Oscars LGBT shout-out -- getting serenaded by a famous drag queen at legendary gay bar, The Abbey.

We're told Sam and his crew rolled into the club around 11 PM for their Monday night Lip Service drag show and stayed till about 1:30 AM fueled on vodka.

It’s quickly becoming Sam’s tradition … he hit the same spot after his Golden Globes win, but this time he was singled out by Vicki Vox ... who's a legend in the drag world for her parody hit, "This Boy Is A Bottom."

Vox had some sweet words for Sam during the show ... for a drag queen at least.

Oscars A Night of Vanity

The Vanity Fair Oscar Party was the place to be after the ceremony.

It went down in Bev Hills at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts. Lots of stars stopped by, including Chris Rock, Louis C.K., Dave Chappelle, Sarah Silverman, Vince Vaughn, Jeremy Renner, Adrien Brody, and Alejandro Iñárritu.

When you sit through 3 hours of that ... you deserve to party.

Leo DiCaprio A Little Vaping, a Little Drinking To Celebrate Oscar Win

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Leo DiCaprio celebrated his Oscar win by puffing on a vape pen and sipping a cocktail.

Leo was at Ago restaurant in WeHo to celebrate his win, and he was the center of attention.

When he left, someone gave him a bottle of booze. And the weirdest thing ... someone ran out after Leo's car with his Oscar, almost as if someone forgot to take it.

Athletes Do The Oscars Serena, Aaron, Kraft ... And GRONK

Oscar time in L.A. ain't just for the (white) movie stars ... some of the biggest names in sports come out too .. and they were looking their best Sunday night.

Serena Williams, Aaron Rodgers, Robert Kraft and GRONK all took part in the Tinseltown festivities ... most opting for the Vanity Fair after-party in Beverly Hills.

So, who looked the best? Hard not to go Serena here ... but Aaron Rodgers seemed to have the entire media talking about his classic look ... and his smokin' hot date Olivia Munn.

But yeah, it was Serena ... check out the pics.

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Charlie Sheen HIV Statement at AIDS Foundation Party

Charlie Sheen wanted everyone to know he's HIV free -- at least that's what his wardrobe seemed to be screaming at Elton John's AIDS Foundation party.

Charlie's t-shirt at Elton's annual Oscar event read, "Stay positively negative." Sheen has maintained there's no trace of HIV in his blood ... ever since announcing last November he'd contracted the virus.

The event raised more than $6 million for AIDS research, and if some thought Sheen's clothing selection was in questionable taste -- Elton and his husband David Furnish didn't seem to mind.

Denver Nuggets Stars Pre-Gameday Strip Clubbin' ... Throw That Money!

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Nothing warms up your shooting arm like throwing bills in the strip club ... just ask Kenneth Faried and Will Barton who spent Thursday night makin' it rain in Dallas ... the night before they play the Mavs.

Multiple sources (and video) tell us the guys hit up VLive in Dallas ... where they got onstage and spent a combined $44,000 (Kenneth dropped $15k, Will dropped $29k).

At one point you can hear the DJ encouraging the guys to "shoot 3s" -- meaning throwing three $100 bills at the same time!

Don't worry about the guys ... the game doesn't start until 7:30 PM -- so they have plenty of time to recharge.

Justin Bieber My Crew Was Not Involved in Nightclub Fight!

Justin Bieber and his crew were NOT the cause of a nightclub brawl in London Wednesday night ... but he was the reason for the ruckus.

Bieber partied at Tape nightclub following the Brit Awards and reportedly left early after someone from his entourage started a big fight.

But Jacobi Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe (that's a mouthful) -- founder and manager of the club -- tells TMZ the fight started when a man smuggled a camera into Tape and tried to snap shots of Justin in VIP.

The club has a strict no camera policy, so security quickly booted the guy.

Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe says Bieber didn't leave then ... he simply moved to the "members only" section in the back, where he hung out with Diplo and Metro Boomin in the private recording studio and played music for the rest of the night.

Nice nightcap after his win for best International Male Solo Artist at the award show.

Louis Tomlinson Hanging with Zayn's Ex-Fiancee

Louis Tomlinson tossed bro code out the window by hitting the town with his old One Direction mate Zayn Malik's ex fiancee.

Louis and Perrie Edwards were spotted Wednesday night taking a car together after the Brit Awards. Perrie and Zayn broke things off in August -- about 5 months after he left the group.

Last night could've just been a convenient carpool sitch though, since Louis has been tight with actress Danielle Campbell lately.

Besides, even Paul McCartney and Yoko Ono see each other from time to time.

Look it up, 1Ders. It's relevant.