Chris Brown Hanging with My Boy Scott Disick I'm No Longer a Pimp

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Chris Brown kept it cool and classy Monday night as he hit up Hollywood, and he disavowed being a pimp.

He and his new boy Scott Disick chilled at The Nice Guy -- but the club wasn't the end of the evening ... they bounced on to Ace of Diamonds strip club.

As he left, a photog asked Chris who's a bigger pimp ... him or Keith Sweat? Chris explains being a father has changed everything. He then professes his love for women.

Three 6 Mafia's DJ Paul Screw the Oscar Snub I Got an Oscar Birthday Cake!!!

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DJ Paul's either not feeling the Oscar snub much of Hollywood is feeling or he just has a funny way of showing it.

The Three 6 Mafia rapper helped son Nautica ring in his 20th birthday -- which also happened to be Paul's big day -- in Vegas over the weekend. Judging from the 12:1 ratio on the dance floor ... his son had a great time.

We're told the father-son bash began with a screening of 'Star Wars' before they hit the club at D Casino for an EDM show. He got Nautica a 'Star Wars' cake and an Oscar themed cake for himself.

It's hard out there for a pimp ... but not for DJ Paul and his son.

Leonardo DiCaprio & Rihanna Oui in Paris Club, But ... We Are NOT Kissing or Banging

Don't hear this often -- Leonardo DiCaprio did NOT have sex with Rihanna ... despite the fact photos make it seem otherwise.

Leo and Rihanna did run into each other in L'Arc Nightclub in Paris early Sunday morning, and photos circulating of the meeting make it seem like they did some tongue wrestling -- but our well placed sources say nothing that hot happened.

We're told RiRi was hanging with Cara Delevingne, and when they saw Leo there was a friendly greeting ... including a kiss on the cheek which was captured by a photog. You haven't seen the pics because the agency hawking them claims Leo's people are trying to block the sale ... based on French privacy laws that protect public figures.

As for the make out rumors -- our sources say it's just a bad angle in the photo.

Of course, Leo and Rihanna hooked up about a year ago -- but we're told they're just friends now and Leo is definitely "single."

Translation: If you're a Victoria's Secret model ... Leo's still open for business.

Marshawn Lynch Hits the Club after Playoff Loss

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Marshawn Lynch went from Beast Mode to Party Mode after the Seahawks got bounced from the playoffs ... hitting up a Seattle nightclub late Sunday night and TMZ Sports has the video.

Multiple witnesses at the club tell us Lynch rolled in to Stage in Seattle after 1 AM wearing a big trapper hat and keeping a low profile in an effort to go incognito.

Problem for Lynch is he's super famous ... and everybody noticed.

One witness told us, "He was dancing through the crowd being followed by thirsty girls."

It's an interesting statement to party after the heartbreaking loss ... especially with reports that Lynch won't return to the Seahawks next year.

Some witnesses tell us Seahawks WR Tyler Lockett was part of Lynch's crew -- though we can't confirm that.

Kevin O'Leary I Have My Champagne Flown in by Supergirl!

"Shark Tank" shark Kevin O'Leary dropped $13,000 at Bagatelle Miami Beach Thursday night to help his friend celebrate a birthday.

Kevin treated his crew of 7 to a 500gr of Osetra Caviar -- for a measly $6,000. His crew then devoured ribeye steak, turbot fillet and cake.

As for what rich people do when they're thirsty ... they drink $1,000 Magnum Perrier-Jouet Belle Epoque Rose bottles delivered by servers dressed as Superman and Supergirl. Duh!

Earlier this week he told us on "TMZ Live" how winners can protect their Powerball jackpot.

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Lil Wayne Risky Double Cup in Dubai

Lil Wayne's giant eyes, and giant double cup, are telling a story here.

No, he's not at a strip club ... he's in VIP Room, one of the biggest clubs in Dubai. Yes, Dubai, U.A.E -- in the Middle East -- which has a zero tolerance for drug use that includes VERY stiff punishments.

So, sipping on sizzurp -- from a dead-giveaway double cup bigger than his head -- doesn't seem like the smartest decision for Weezy, who was BUGGING out about something.

Of course, he's Weezy, so maybe regular rules don't apply to him ... even in the Middle East.

NBA's Rudy Gay Pulls Hot Chicks from Club After Game-Winning Shot

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To the victor go the spoils ... in this case, the spoils being a bunch of hot chicks who left a nightclub with NBA star Rudy Gay ... hours after he put a dagger in the Utah Jazz.

Earlier in the night, Gay hit the game-winning shot that led the Kings over Utah -- and to celebrate the 29-year-old hit up 1 OAK nightclub on the Sunset Strip with some friends.

But the real score was on the way out ... when Rudy and his pals loaded up the car with a bunch of attractive ladies -- bound for the obligatory after-party.

#HelluvaNight

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Stella McCartney Check Out My Party ... I'm a Celeb Magnet!!!

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Stella McCartney attracted more stars than the Golden Globes ... at a record store no less.

Paul's daughter kicked off her Autumn fashion line at Amoeba Music on Sunset Blvd. Tuesday night, and the likes of Katy Perry, Leo DiCaprio, Orlando Bloom, Kate Hudson, Dave Grohl, Johnny Depp, Marilyn Manson and Ringo Starr crammed in between the record aisles to celebrate.

Check this out ... Brian Wilson from The Beach Boys not only showed .. he sang. Not to be outdone, Johnny Depp and Marilyn Manson took the stage and did their thing.

Remember the rivalry between The Beatles and The Beach Boys. Well if you don't, at least remember this ... time heals all.

Shaq's Son INSANE 16TH BDAY Lambos, Rappers, Candy

IT'S GOOD TO BE AN O'NEAL ... just ask Shaq's son who had a CRAZY 16th birthday party in L.A. Saturday night ... complete with exotic cars, famous rappers and an unreal dessert spread.

Sean Penn Boozing and Celebrating ... After El Chapo Meeting

Sean Penn went full fiesta after scoring his face-to-face with El Chapo ... boozing with Kate Del Castillo at 35,000 ft.

The party in the air didn't begin that way ... our sources say Sean and Kate were "somber and nervous" when they boarded the Hawker 900 (below) at the Van Nuys Airport October 2nd. We're told they said virtually nothing during the flight to Guadalajara.

The flight back home was raucous. After the El Chapo interview, Sean and Kate boarded the same plane in Guadalajara. They were alone on the plane and broke out the booze, laughing and hugging in full celebration mode.

When they landed in Van Nuys they had to check through customs but they brought nothing back and cleared without incident.

What we don't know is how they answered the customary question -- What was your purpose of going to Mexico?

Odell Beckham Jr. My 1-Handed Catch Is a DANCE MOVE

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Odell Beckham Jr. reenacted his most famous catch ever Sunday night -- the 1-handed grab -- performing it as a dance move at a Miami nightclub ... only this time, he played the role of Eli Manning.

OBJ was at LIV for DJ Clue's birthday party -- joining huge stars like Floyd Mayweather and Jim Jones -- when he and a friend decided to bust out some football-inspired dance moves in front of the crowd.

Nice grab.

Alabama's Jake Coker Fires Up Victory Cigar ... In Locker Room Celebration

First they smoked Clemson, then they lit up stogies!

Check out these pics of Alabama quarterback Jake Coker burning a fat one in the locker room moments after the Tide became National Champions Monday night ... defeating Clemson 45-40.

Coker threw for 335 yards and 2 TDs in the victory ... and couldn't wait to celebrate with his boys right after the game.

The funniest moment had to be when offensive lineman Alphonse Taylor decided to interview Coker in front of the media ... using a Gatorade bottle as a mic ... and asked, "How does it feel to be a National champion?"

Coker's response: "Cant describe it, especially playing behind all you fat asses, makes it real special."

Congrats!

Kourtney, Kendall and Hailey Bieber's Conquests Party Together

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The 3 women Justin Bieber has either banged or is currently banging clearly have no hard feelings toward one and other, because they all partied together Monday night.

Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and Kourtney Kardashian kicked it at The Nice Guy in WeHo for about an hour ... arriving together no less.

It's clear Hailey currently holds the title, but no hard feelings from the others.

They were there for Cody Simpson's birthday party.

Johnny Manziel Nike Considering Dropping QB 'We're on the Fence'

Johnny Manziel is in danger of losing his biggest sponsor -- Nike -- with sources telling TMZ Sports the company is "on the fence" about dropping the QB from its roster this off-season.

In fact, one highly placed Nike source tells us ... "We are worried about him and hope things will turn around in the right direction ... but we are on the fence if [our relationship] will continue."

Just last week, Manziel was dropped from LeBron James' marketing agency LRMR -- with the organization saying Johnny needs to work on "personal growth."

In the past couple of months, Manziel was accused of striking his girlfriend during an argument on the way home from a bar ... and was benched by the Browns after lying about partying.

Losing Nike would be a HUGE blow for Manziel -- who reportedly signed a very lucrative multi-year deal with the Swoosh back in 2014.

Stay tuned ...

Noah Cyrus Freaky Sweet 16 Bring on the Bearded Lady

Miley Cyrus' baby sister Noah's 16th birthday was not so sweet ... because it was ripped straight from "American Horror Story: Freak Show."

It all went down at Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel where Noah mingled with 'AHS' themed characters like the bearded lady, little people with lobster hands and of course ... Twisty, the murdering clown.

Noah had Miley sing 'Happy Birthday' while older sister Brandi spun tunes. The best part -- instead of goody bags, all guests got hair and makeup done by celebrity favorite glam squad beGlammed.

Who we kidding? Twisty was the best part.

Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Back On With Hot GF? Partying Together In Hollywood

Robert Kraft used the Patriots' 1st round bye to prove he hasn't said bye to hot GF Ricki Noel Lander ... 'cause the two were spotted at a Golden Globes party together Sunday night ... and all signs point to relationship.

The sighting comes months after reports that 74-year-old Kraft pressed pause on his romance with the 30-something-year-old ... after nearly 4 years together.

But last night, Kraft and Lander looked very much like a couple ... posing for pictures at the HBO after-party at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.

Our sources connected to the couple tell us the two may never have "officially" broken up -- but there was definitely a lull where they weren't seeing each other as much.

Bottom line -- they seem back on now ... so, CONGRATS!