Scott Disick Had It Up to Here ... With Nightclub Chicks [TMZ TV]

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THIS BOOTY IS BORING
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Scott Disick hosted a huge nightclub party in Atlantic City, but something was VERY different about this paid appearance. Lingerie-clad dancers and big boobs had ZERO impact on him!

In fact, lord D is more like Bored Disick when it comes to the club scene. We suspect Kourtney's got something to do with this epic change.

Scottie Pippen Pimped Out $70k Diamond Watch ... With My Face On It

Scottie Pippen's watch game just got stronger -- after Hublot made the NBA legend a custom $70,000 timepiece ... complete with more than 100 DIAMONDS ... and his own face on the back!!

TMZ Sports has learned ... Pippen was gifted the watch at his 50th birthday party over the weekend ... given to him by the CEO of the company himself.

The watch is a Hublot Power in King Gold -- complete with a picture of Scottie in his #33 Bulls jersey laminated inside the case back of the time piece and valued at $70,000 ... according to Haute Time, which threw the party.

And get this ... MICHAEL JORDAN was in the flesh at the shindig to see the whole thing go down ... Michael B. Jordan, that is.

Still pretty cool. Happy birthday, Pippen.

Jimmy Iovine I Book the Best DJs For Liberty's Birthday Bash

Jimmy Iovine threw a huge, Bev Hills birthday bash for freshly-iced fiancee Liberty Ross over the weekend and it's safe to say having his own music label made party planning a little easier.

Iovine, who co-founded Interscope, called his pals from Disclosure to headline the fete. They're one of the biggest DJ acts -- they're signed to Jimmy's company -- so it probably took one call to book them.

As for who hit the dance floor ... we're told the usual crowd showed up ... ya know, Oprah, Brian Grazer, Russell Simmons, Mary J. Blige, Lee Daniels and "Selma" director Ava DuVernay.

Catering featured the best of both worlds ... Nobu and Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.

Ross turned 37 ... imagine her 40th.

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THE INSANE PARTY
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Jason Derulo Cited by Cops For Ear-Shattering Sunday Bash

Jason Derulo is a little too popular for his own good ... cops came to his house Sunday not once, not twice, but three times because of a raucous party.

Jason had hundreds of his closest friends over for a day party, but just before 5 PM neighbors pitched a fit, because there were around 200 cars parked on the streets, clogging traffic. But worse, Jason's neighbors said the noise was intolerable.

Cops came and told security to turn it down, and then left. But 2 hours later, the noise was at the same level, so police came back, went inside the house and cited Jason for excessive noise.

Cops came back a third time after neighbors reported a fight outside Jason's house.

A good time was had by people inside the party and absolutely no one outside.

Oakland A's Rookies HIT THE CLUB ... In Sexy Dresses

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NICE LOOK, ROOK
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The Oakland A's definitely put the "A" in T&A Sunday night ... when they put their rookies in a bunch of sexy dresses and made them hit the L.A. club scene -- and TMZ Sports has the footage.

A bunch of rooks including Max Muncy (Supergirl), RJ Alvarez (french maid), Pat Venditte (Reno 911) and more hit up Greystone Manor nightclub in their rookie hazing costumes ... well, because it was funny.

Muncy even tweeted about it ... saying, "Sometimes when you're a rookie you have to dress up."

True.

Scott Disick Bored in Atlantic City I'm So Over It

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ARE WE DONE YET?
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Scott Disick sleepwalked his way trough an Atlantic City appearance over the weekend.

Scott goes onstage and feigns energy at The Pool After Dark, then strolls off like he's auditioning for "The Walking Dead."

Disick passes some adoring girls and couldn't show less interest.

Kanye West Cops Shut Down Concert After-Party

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HERE COMES THE FUZZ
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Kanye West never got to go to his own party Saturday night, because Beverly Hills cops broke it up before he got even there.

Kanye performed his second concert at the Hollywood Bowl and was supposed to roll over to a private Bev Hills estate to chew the fat with fans and other celebs. But too many people ... too late and night ... too much noise. That's the recipe for a shutdown.

So they loaded up their truck and moved from Beverly.

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STOP THE MUSIC!
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Kanye West Rough Ride at Hollywood Bowl

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STOP THE MUSIC!
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Kanye got a refresher course in the value of rehearsals Friday night at the Hollywood Bowl, when things didn't go according to plan.

Kanye kicked off the first of a 2-night stand at the famed venue, where he performed all his songs from "808's and Heartbreak."

The first half of the show was flawless, but the Gremlins burrowed their way in as the show went on. The tracks were out of sync with Kanye, and at one point (see video) Kanye orders the music to stop.

We're told Kim's hubby was late for rehearsal Thursday and because of noise restrictions, when he finally arrived they sent him home.

Kanye made a passing reference to the problem, when he said Friday night, "This is the best dress rehearsal I've ever had."

Fetty Wap Album Release Turn Up ... With Pressed Apple Juice??

Fetty Wap's party for his new record was filled with strippers and champagne bottles popping everywhere -- is what you'd expect, but instead it was a low-key affair with fruit-garnished cocktails.

Fetty's celebration went down Thursday night at the famed Marble House in Tribeca ... a $65k rental complete with an indoor pool, theater and game room.

Obviously, there was plenty of Remy 1738 cognac ... but the high-end cognac came with cold-pressed cranberry juice, Red Bull and blueberries. Pretty fancy for Fetty and his Remy Boyz posse.

There was also something called a Three Double 0 -- Remy V with cold-pressed apple and lemon juice with a touch of club soda, garnished with a slice of lemon.

At least they served the chi chi drinks in red Solo cups. Instant street cred.

Emmys Stars Swarm Hollywood

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THE AFTER-PARTIES
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Celebs did not call it a night after the sleep-inducing Emmy ceremony.

We got a bunch of stars, including (in order) Amy Schumer, Elisabeth Moss, Michael Kelly, Fred Armisen and Natasha Lyonne, Jeffrey Tambour, Claire Danes, "Daily Show" producers, Titus Burgess, Lea DeLaria and Ricky Gervais.

A good after-party night had by all.

Scott Disick Wasted But These Girls Will Do

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LADIES, KNOW YOUR PLACE
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Scott Disick was 3 sheets to the wind Thursday as he left The Nice Guy in West Hollywood just before 2 AM ... and he clearly struggled to resolve a perplexing female situation.

Two women were in Scott's car when he approached, and he seemed annoyed. What's unclear ... was he pissed that they were random chicks in waiting, or that they were in his seat.

Either way, Scott decided they'd do, but only if they were in their proper place.

Haunted Hollywood Mansion Now a Weed Party Palace

A Hollywood Hills mansion, abandoned for years and reputed to be haunted, now serves as a pot-lover's paradise after the current resident opened his doors to puffers and passers.

The pad was rented in June for more than $10k/month by a guy named Michael Straumietis, the CEO of Advanced Nutrients. Michael, who goes by Marijuana Don, almost immediately opened his joint, hosting weekly pot parties for people with medical cards.

The parties are crazy ... with a seemingly endless supply of plants, edibles, oils and hash. And fear not -- Michael has the munchie department covered ... with crab legs, breads, meats and cheeses.

The mansion is 9,800 sq. ft. with a six car garage and 200 bottle wine cellar. The property is a thing of mystery to those in LA, with stories of Satanic activity and unearthly beings inhabiting it.

Marijuana Don -- the Dan Bilzerian of the weed world.

Lenny Kravitz Massive Cover-Up at the Greek

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BETTER SAFE THAN SARI
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Lenny Kravitz wasn't taking any chances Friday night at the Greek Theatre in L.A. ...he was covered from head to toe.

No chance of another special guest star ... like the one that popped out of his leather pants which split last month during a concert in Stockholm.

Last night Lenny was wearing what looks like a sherwani -- traditional Indian garb.

Justin Bieber I Didn't Trash Meek Mill's House!

Justin Bieber is calling BS on getting dragged into a lawsuit against Meek Mill, and he's standing up for his famous friends who were also sued.

TMZ broke the story, Meek's getting sued by the guy who owned the house the rapper rented for a Grammy party. The landlord says Meek and his 1,000 guests caused $150,000 in damage.

The landlord added Bieber to the suit, saying he was a trespasser who contributed to the damage. The landlord's also suing Khloe Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown and French Montana.

Bieber just filed his answer to the lawsuit, saying he didn't cause any damage, nor did any of the other famous defendants.

What's more, Justin takes offense to being called a trespasser. He says he was an invited guest, and the landlord's just looking for an easy payday.

Rihanna Throws Insane Block Party During NY Fashion Week

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PARTY IN THE RAIN
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Rihanna hosted one of the biggest New York Fashion Week kickoff parties ever, and all her famous friends were invited.

Check out the video. Travis Scott, who's been glued to her side for the last week, was right where Rihanna wanted him when he wasn't performing. Wiz was there, Kim and Kanye, Joe Jonas and Gigi Hadid, The Weeknd, Pharrell, Candice Swanepoel ... and on and on.

It rained last night but it certainly didn't damper the crowd.

NY Giants' Victor Cruz I'm Ready to Play ... At Rihanna's Block Party!

He's still not 100% ... but Victor Cruz fought through his calf injury ... to hit up Rihanna's block party at NY Fashion Week Thursday night.

Cruz hasn't practiced in weeks -- and there's serious doubt about whether he'll be ready to hit the field on Sunday night in Dallas.

But last night, Cruz was definitely ready ... to party ... hitting up the New York Edition Hotel with his fiancee Elaina Watley.

Victor's been doing a lot of partying lately -- his family recently threw him a "Return" party ... celebrating his comeback after suffering a nasty knee injury last season.