Paris Hilton Mobbed By Fans in China Shanghai & Mighty

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The U.S. may have problems with China -- but the Chinese are really into Paris -- Hilton -- who was totally MOBBED Wednesday in Shanghai.

Hilton was in town for the grand opening of the new Millions of Milkshakes location -- along with a bunch of other celebs who the locals obviously cared less about -- and the crowd went insane. Seriously, some people even brought signs.

Meanwhile back in L.A., the fans mobbing Paris were mostly creepy weirdos who secretly tried to smell her hair.

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Kim and Kanye We Partied in Paris Now Let's Get Hitched

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have shipped their guests from Paris to Florence for their Saturday night Wedding.

After Friday night's over-the-top wedding dinner at the Palace of Versailles outside Paris ... everyone got a few hours sleep and then it was on to Italy.

Kanye, Bruce, Scott Disick and other family members took private jets. The pics (above) show the groom's party jet. The chicks have a separate plane.

Regular guests -- like Kim's longtime friend Simon Huck -- jumped on board what looks like a charter 737 ... and legendary record producer Rick Rubin was on the flight.

The wedding is set at Fort Belvedere -- a 400-year-old landmark in Florence. We're told there's another big bash Sunday.

Kim Kardashian Bachelorette Party Goes Nipples Out

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Kim Kardashian took her girls out for the bachelorette party ... and at least one of 'em whipped out her girls -- yes, we're talking boobs.

KK and 7 other chicks -- including BFF Brittny Gastineau -- rolled up to the Louvre last night to take group pics, but in this video makeup artist Joyce Bonelli totally jacked the spotlight.

Or at least her rack did.

Kim's sisters passed on the Louvre fun -- but they were with the group for dinner earlier in the evening. They shoulda picked the Louvre.

Brody Jenner Sorry Kim, I Gotta Work This Weekend

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While the rest of the Kardashian Klan is keeping up in Paris for Kim and Kanye West's wedding ... stepbro Brody Jenner isn't going, and he finally revealed why.

Brody and his gf Kaitlynn Carter were doing lunch in Malibu today when he shot down reports he's bailing on Kim because Kaitlynn wasn't invited -- instead he says it's just because he's gotta make some cash.

Brody's got a DJ gig in Chicago.
But you gotta see how he answers -- 'cause we want to believe him, but it's hard to buy he needs the money so bad ... that he'd skip a party as big as Kim's wedding.

Then again ... it is her THIRD time.

Charlie Sheen I'd Go Back to 'Two & a Half Men'

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Charlie Sheen is extending an olive branch -- not to Rihanna, but to Chuck Lorre and "Two and a Half Men" by actually putting it out there ... he's hoping to return to the show in its final season.

As Charlie left Giorgi Baldi (scene of the RiRi diss) last night ... he talked about 'Men' coming to and end, and even took the high road when asked about Ashton Kutcher.

But Charlie says the upcoming final season would be incomplete without a Warlock sighting ... and it's pretty clear he's not joking.

Considering his character was struck and killed by a train ... it's gonna take one helluva dream sequence to bring him back.

Newhart, anyone?

Lindsay Lohan She Cannes Never Say No to a Party

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Lindsay Lohan's motto is when in Rome, Paris, L.A., Secaucus ... Cannes ... doesn't really matter -- as long as you keep the party going ... which she did in a French nightclub last night.

LiLo shrugged off her sobriety struggles, and hit up VIP Room in Cannes -- and while she wasn't seen drinking on camera ... she was surrounded by the worst temptations -- alcohol and French guys.

Lindsay's brother Michael was also there to keep his eye -- and hands -- on her. Yeah, it's a little uncomfortable ... check the video.

Chris Martin MAYBE Gwyneth and I are BACK TOGETHER

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Chris Martin is either back with Gwyneth Paltrow or not ... and based on what Chris said Tuesday night both options are plausible.

Photogs wanted to know if pics of the consciously uncoupled pair on May 17 signaled a reconciliation ... and he consciously hinted it might be true.

But then he warned everyone not to jump to conclusions ... which the photogs immediately did.

Neither Chris nor Gwyneth have pulled the trigger and filed legal docs to end the marriage.

Watch the video and decide for yourself.

Kanye West Rage Flare Up with Photog Don't Talk Lingerie with Kim!

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Kanye West almost let a French photographer ruin his wedding week ... because he nearly blew up when the guy made a crack about lingerie to the bride-to-be, Kim Kardashian.

Kim and Kanye were swarmed by fans and paparazzi while window shopping in Paris Monday ... and as they walked past a lingerie shop one photog blurted out, "Underwears, very beautiful!"

That's when Kanye flashed THAT look. But watch the vid ... this time he holds back from a full eruption.

But the best moment was when Kanye actually cracked a smile and agreed to autograph a pair of Air Yeezy sneakers for a fan -- only to burst the guy's bubble by telling him his kicks are fake!

Quel dommage.

Reese Witherspoon I'll Pay $24K to Sing For Your Supper

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Reese Witherspoon's been a lot more fun lately ... The Proof? Let's just say, 24 proof.

Reese let loose Saturday night, looking pretty tipsy as she got on stage to sing "Jackson" with Kenny Chesney ... and she paid a pretty penny for the duet.

Maybe nostalgia prompted her to drop $24,000 for Drew Brees' foundation at a bash hosted by Matthew McConaughey. In return she got to sing at the House of Blues in New Orleans.

Reese swayed and shimmied in a white lace dress, and even pretended to pick at her teeth -- real country style.

After warbling the first few notes she hit her stride ... then faltered again.

We like her a little winey.

Matthew McConaughey Hey, Brad Pitt ... Toss Me a Beer!

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No one had a cooler moment this weekend than Matthew McConaughey ... when Brad Pitt tossed him a beer from one New Orleans balcony to another. Alright, alright, alright!

McConaughey was in town for a charity event ... hanging out on a balcony in the French Quarter ... with Pitt hanging out on his own balcony across the way.

At one point in the video, you see Pitt yell to McConaughey, "You need a beer? I'll get you a beer." He then disappears into his home, comes back with a can of beer, and then tosses it several feet ... right to McConaughey.

Just keep livin'.

Claudia Romani Thongs for Coming to Miami [VIDEO]

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Happy thong Thursday from Italian model Claudia Romani.

Claudia's known for her achievements in smoking hottery -- especially on Miami's South Beach.

Watch the video. Her qualifications speak for themselves.

Bonus fact: Topless sunbathing is actually illegal on South Beach, but never enforced. Just ask the woman behind Claudia in this clip.

Lady Gaga Just a Pinch ...

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Lady Gaga was the victim of a drive-by butt pinching Tuesday afternoon in New York ... but don't worry, the assailant was none other than her boyfriend, Taylor Kinney.

Gaga was leaving her apartment in midtown Manhattan when she decided to stop and sign a few autographs for fans. With her back turned, Kinney came out behind Gaga and made his move ... catching her ass totally by surprise with the ole pinch-and-move.

So cheeky.

Justin Bieber Skate Stunt Not So Risky Super Slow Roll Exposed

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You can call Justin Bieber a bunch of things ... but daredevil should NOT be one of them -- turns out that van-clinging skateboard stunt he pulled wasn't as risky as it appeared on Instagram.

We just got a new angle of Justin's stunt -- skateboarding next to his van while it rolled through L.A.'s Fairfax district -- and it looks like they're barely hitting 10 mph. The IG angle made it look more Jackass-worthy.

The van DOES pull a "California roll" -- cruising through a stop sign ... a moving violation for the driver, but not Justin.

So, Bieber on wheels -- not death-defying ... just stupid.

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V. Stiviano Threatens ... 'One Day I Will Become President' Already Has Secret Service

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Donald Sterling's ex side piece is dancing so hard on his NBA grave ... she now thinks she's going to be President. Like, of this country.

Paparazzi spotted V. Stiviano wearing her customary ridiculous visor outside an L.A. restaurant last night and she proclaimed, "One day I will become President of the United States of America." She then muttered something about laws ... but luckily traffic noise drowns out her voice.

V. brought back up -- a few Black friends who have HER NAME (Stiviano, not Shameless Self Promoter) written on their hats.

Watch her exchange with paps about Angelina Jolie -- more proof of the absurdity of this mess.

V. Stiviano Hits The Grove ... No Habla Ingles

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Looking like a long lost member of Daft Punk, Donald Sterling's ex-sugar baby V. Stiviano hit the most densely-populated highly-photographed shopping center in all of L.A. Monday night ... to show off her Spanish speaking skills.

Stiviano was walking around The Grove with a friend -- a photog peppered Stiviano with questions ... in Spanish ... and Stiviano actually responded ... in Spanish.

She doesn't say much, but between The Grove and her visor, it's obvious ... V. is loving the attention.

Donald Sterling Out with Wife She Screams, He's NOT a Racist!

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In a confounding move ... Donald Sterling emerged with his wife, hours after she trashed him publicly calling him despicable and prejudiced, and this time she LOUDLY defended him.

Donald and Shelly Sterling were leaving Fleming's steakhouse in Downtown L.A. Sunday night ... when a photog asked the Clippers owner if he was a racist ... in light of the audio posted by TMZ Sports.

Donald was mum, but Shelly screamed at the camera guy, "OF COURSE NOT."

And there's this ... it sounds like she says the tape was altered.

Just hours before, we broke the story in which Shelly declared, "We will not let one man's small-mindedness poison the spirit of the fans," adding, "Our family is devastated by the racist comments made by my estranged husband."