'Dance Moms' Cast Welcome Aboard, Cheryl Burke! ... Oh, Screw Abby BTW

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OUT WITH THE OLD ...
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The moms of "Dance Moms" are absolutely thrilled with their new host, Cheryl Burke, and equally excited to throw dirt on Abby Lee Miller's metaphorical grave.

The longtime "Dancing with the Stars" pro showed up at 8 Count Dance Academy in L.A. to start working with her new students. She played it coy when paps compared her to Abby.

The moms, on the other hand, couldn't wait to blab about ditching Abby and upgrading -- in their eyes -- to Cheryl.

Damn. Body's not even cold.

The Weeknd to Selena Gomez Get Off Me, Girl ... Paps Are Watching

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CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
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The Weeknd was all about Selena Gomez's public cuddling ... until he noticed paparazzi watching.

Paps got the couple Tuesday showing some extreme PDA while strolling around Buenos Aires before Abel's gig later this week.

He seems down with her clinging onto him ... but watch what happens when he sees the camera guy across the street.

Back to basics ... hand-holding 101.

'DWTS' Crotch Grabber I Treat Sharna Like a Lady On and Off the Dance Floor!!!

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R-E-S-P-E-C-T
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'DWTS' bull rider Bonner Bolton is a gentleman ... according to Bonner Bolton.

Bonner was leaving the dance studio with pro dance partner Sharna Burgess Thursday when they set the record straight on Bonner's crotch grab. Both say it was inadvertent.

Sharna's had enough of it but Bonner clears the air.

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JAZZ HANDS

Wyclef Jean Pullover Real Suspect Arrest Video ... Wyclef Vows to Sue Cops

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REAL MCCOY SUSPECT
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Minutes after Wyclef Jean was pulled over and mistaken for an armed robbery suspect ... the ACTUAL suspect was busted a few blocks away, and we just got dramatic video of the arrest.

As we told you ... the Fugees rapper was detained in handcuffs for about 6 minutes early Tuesday morning. L.A. County Sheriff's deputies said he matched the suspect description, and the vehicle descriptions also matched.

The real guy was arrested at gunpoint.

Wyclef was so pissed during his pullover, he promised to sue cops. Although he says "LAPD" in the video, it was the Sheriff's Dept.

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I DID NOTHING WRONG

Justin Bieber Celebrates St. Paddy's Day With Green Hangover Juice!!!

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GOIN' GREEN
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Justin Bieber is a regular Pied Piper with a massive headache!

The Biebs was in Mosman -- a suburb of Sydney, Australia -- Friday, when a gaggle of fans followed his every step.

Justin had tequila and apparently lots of it the night before, and he swears the green juice cures all that ails him.

Alec Baldwin to Fan 'Stay Black!' ... It's Their Thing

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KEEP DOIN' YOUR THING!
MEGA

Alec Baldwin kept it 100 with a fan in NYC, posing for a pic and telling him, "Stay black" ... which we're guessing he will ... 'cause he's African-American.

Chill. Watch the video. The guy knows Alec, he's a big time autograph seeker in NYC ... and uses #StayBlack on his social media. Totally friendly exchange.

#ItsAllGood

Prince William Move Over, Carlton ... I Got My Own Booze-Fueled Dance

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MOVES LIKE JAGGER?
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Now we know Prince William's dance floor secret -- booze fuels those moves!

We got some new video of William cutting it up in a Verbier, Switzerland nightclub, and he clearly knows he's being recorded. Busting a move we'll call "The Prince Wills" ... he repeatedly pointed at the camera with one hand, while clutching his drink with the other.

And that's all while booty shaking ... or as close as he can get to it. At least the drink explains those other moves we saw from this night.

Consider William's altitude ... fully adjusted.

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RAISE THE ROYAL ROOF!
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Justin Bieber Oz Fest with 6 Models On a Boat!

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YACHT PARTY
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Justin Bieber ripped a page out of Jay Z's playbook during a yacht party Down Under.

The Biebs spent part of his weekend hanging with at least 6 models (hard to keep count) -- including Roze Cook and Nyssa Large -- aboard a luxury vessel. Seemed like a very awesome after-party for his tour dates in Melbourne.

After a not so pleasant run-in, nice to see Justin still carving out time for his fans.

Jay would be proud -- "Got 6 model chicks, 6 bottles of Crist."

Jackie Warner Sleep Driving Defense Will Get Me Off

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FEELIN' GOOD
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Jackie Warner strongly believes her attorney and the Ambien defense will help her escape jail time in her arrest for nearly backing into a cop's patrol car.

Jackie and a friend were out at Gracias Madre Thursday night in West Hollywood, and on the way out the fitness guru talked about her dramatic arrest at gunpoint. As we first reported, sources close to Jackie say she was "sleep driving" when she got into an accident.

She allegedly reversed her car abruptly, forcing an L.A. County Sheriff's deputy to jump out of the way, and got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

But Jackie's fully confident here she'll be acquitted. In fact, 2 weeks after the accident, she's feeling good enough to enjoy a margarita.

Louis Tomlinson Paparazzo Bragged About Capturing Celebs Losing it

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NO SHAME
The Howard Stern Show, SiriusXM

The paparazzo who Louis Tomlinson allegedly attacked has gloated that he sometimes berates celebrities and then watches them unravel on camera.

Karl Larsen -- the photog who says Louis smashed his head on the floor at LAX Friday -- went on 'Howard Stern' back in 2010 and boasted about his super aggressive tactics ... in particular his confrontation with Mel Gibson. At the beginning you hear Larsen say, "We're gonna be rich."

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THE CONFRONTATION
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Larsen told Stern ... he sometimes lets celebs "dig their own hole."

Gloria Allred tells TMZ she now reps Larsen, though she wouldn't disclose the nature of the representation. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out a civil suit is on the horizon.

As we reported, Tomlinson was arrested and we're told the cops are going to refer the misdemeanor battery investigation to the L.A. City Attorney for possible prosecution.

As for Larsen, he made a name for himself shooting the now-famous photo of Paris Hilton being returned to jail after her DUI/probation violation case back in 2007.

Justin Bieber It's All Downhill From Here ... With Model Gal Pal

Justin Bieber is in a race to the bottom ... but at least now he's got some attractive company.

Bieber took a 1-on-1 hike with his model friend, Ashley Moore, who seemed down to get physical with him in a friendly competition running on a canyon trail.

If there's one thing we know about Bieber ... he tends to open up in the wilderness. Bodes well for Ashley. Plus they've hung out before -- couple years ago at a Clippers game -- so, seems like they've got a connection.

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NEW COUPLE ALERT?
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Howie Mandel to Nick Cannon Please Come Back!!!

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I'M BEGGING YOU!!
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Howie Mandel did everything but drop to his knees ... begging Nick Cannon to return as host of "America's Got Talent."

Howie -- 1 of 4 judges on the talent show -- made a passionate plea Sunday at LAX. Howie's pretty damn adamant -- Nick's the heart and soul of the show.

TMZ broke the story ... Nick quit 'AGT' after learning NBC was on the verge of firing him for a harmless joke he made on Showtime.

'The Dudesons' Star Today On the Menu ... Live SCORPION!!!

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POINT TAKEN
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"The Dudesons" star Jukka Hilden is at it again ... with another insane stunt that ends with a SCORPION TRAPPED IN HIS MOUTH!!

Jukka -- a member of the four-man stunt group from Finland -- was the lucky loser who had to stuff a live scorpion in his mouth, and attempt to duct tape the sucker in there for a full minute.

Why? Because playing with alligators is so last week.

There's gotta be a better way to make a living.

Honey Boo Boo 'Cash Me Ousside' Girl Is Gonna Beat My Sister's Ass!

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WATCH YOUR MOUTH
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Kylie Jenner is about to start World War III ... between "Cash Me Ousside" girl and Honey Boo Boo's big sister!

HBB and Pumpkin arrived in NYC Tuesday night and a photog asked what they thought about Danielle Bregoli talking major trash on the Kardashians. Pumpkin's a huge fan of the K Krew, and quickly fired back on their behalf ... until her sis shut her down.

It's pretty hysterical -- Honey Boo Boo quickly warned Pumpkin about Cash Me's quick hands.

Still, 17-year-old Pumpkin vs. 13-year-old Danielle? Place your bets.

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SCREW YOUR KLIQUE
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Harrison Ford Back in Cockpit ... This Time a Jet!!!

Harrison Ford's back in the cockpit just days after a dangerous landing that triggered an FAA investigation.

Harrison jumped into a Cessna 680 two-engine jet -- with a co-pilot in tow -- and went wheels up Thursday at Santa Monica Airport.

Just 3 days ago Harrison either misjudged the runway or was completely out of position when he landed on the taxiway at John Wayne Airport.

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ODDLY JOVIAL
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Photogs got Harrison arriving at the airport and he oddly laughed off the episode.

The FAA's investigating the 74-year-old, but that could take a while.

Bethenny Frankel Thanks, Kylie Jenner ... At Least I'm Straddling Something Tonight!

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RIDE 'EM, COWGIRL
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Bethenny Frankel's Valentine's Day ended with something long and hard.

Bethenny had to jump 2 fences to reach her $5 million Soho apartment Tuesday night. It was blocked by barricades which corralled a crowd trying to reach Kylie Jenner's pop-up store.

Bethenny was spotted earlier out with a mystery man, but doesn't look like he made it back to the apartment. Too bad ... she's very limber.