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Wanna see Jessica Biel get straight up funky during the Justin Timberlake concert last night?? Then you've come to the right place!

Jessica couldn't help herself while watching her husband perform SexyBack during a post-awards show concert in London Wednesday night ... shaking her ass, bouncing around to the beat and waving her hands around ... a lot.

One person in our office, who is FAAAARR from a dance expert, described the footage as, "Jessica Biel dancing like a nerd."

Whatever ... she still got to go home and bang Justin Timberlake.

It's the question Weird Al Yankovic fans have been asking for years -- Why won't Prince let him spoof any of his songs??

Well, now Weird Al is finally shedding some light on the topic ... saying the guy has no sense of humor.

Al was at LAX, where he explained that he ALWAYS asks for permission from the original artists before he spoofs a song ... but Prince has never given him the green light.

Yankovic said he isn't bothered by the rejection though -- saying, "There's plenty of enough people that HAVE a sense of humor."

Alec Baldwin has no intentions of apologizing to the black photographer he allegedly called a "coon" -- laughing at the mere suggestion he should say sorry.

Baldwin -- who has adamantly denied ever saying the slur -- was exiting his apartment in NYC earlier today when he was asked if he planned to apologize to the photog. Baldwin cackled at the notion.

Mindy McCready's "Celebrity Rehab" co-star Mackenzie Phillips could hardly speak today in L.A. after news broke of McCready's suicide -- claiming, "The tragedy is just astounding."

A visibly upset Phillips said, "She was my friend. She was a really good person. I loved her very much."

She added, "[Mindy] was funny. She was smart. She was loving. She was kind. She was incredibly talented ... I'm in grief and it's very raw."

McCready and Phillips were roommates on the 3rd season of "Celebrity Rehab" with Dr. Drew in 2010, and remained friends.

Chad Ochocinco's already on the rebound with a new chick ... and there's no denying it, girl's got some SERIOUS JUNK ... even compared to a random girl in the background doing stripper moves.

The video was shot a few days ago in Miami -- showing Ocho and his new lady getting touchy-feely near the beach ... and she's got an ass like an onion. It makes us wanna cry.

BONUS: While Ocho cuddles up with the mystery woman, some random chick in the background felt it was a great time to practice her stripper moves on a pole. Gotta love Miami.

FYI -- it's been six months since Ocho's domestic violence arrest ... when he allegedly headbutted his wife Evelyn Lozada. The two have since divorced.

UPDATE: The photo agency that shot Chad and the unnamed "whooty" tells us the video is from February 7. Right now Chad is in Spain with a different woman -- Lauren Popeil ... heiress to the Ron Popeil infomercial fortune.

A source close to Lauren tells us she and Chad are great friends taking in a Real Madrid soccer match -- but they're not "dating" yet.

Mel Gibson had found himself in quite the pickle last night ... he was in a REALLY angry mood and didn't wanna talk ... but he also didn't want to blow off questions about the pope.

The result?? POPE RAGE!!!!

Watch as Mel tries to contain his anger while giving his honest opinions about Pope Benedict XVI's sudden resignation ... the first time a pope has stepped down in 600 years.

Lindsay Lohan would rather party her face off than sit for a deposition -- so claims the paparazzo who's suing her ... and now, he wants a judge to lay down the law for LiLo.

TMZ broke the story, Grigor Balyan sued Lindsay and her assistant last year, claiming the assistant crashed into him in 2010 outside an L.A. nightclub. Lindsay was riding shotgun and wasn't hurt, but the photog ended up in the hospital.

Balyan says in new legal docs his attorney has been trying in vain to get Lindsay to sit for a deposition ... but she says she's too busy ... which pisses them off because they've been seeing pics of Lindsay partying up a storm all over the world.

And this is rich ... Balyan also claims Lindsay said she couldn't come to L.A. last week for the deposition, yet she showed up for that OTHER car accident that landed her in criminal court.

Balyan is asking a judge to order Lindsay to sit for a deposition asap. He also wants her to pay $4,842.43 for his lawyer fees.

It was like 1965 all over again last night, when Keith Urban and John Travolta joined forces to knock out a live performance of the Beatles classic "Yesterday" at a hotel party in Bev Hills ... and it was all caught on tape.

Joanna Krupa's hysterical attempt to stand-up paddleboard in Miami proves even though she's well-equipped to float ... she's far from seaworthy. Still hot as sin, though.

Kris and Bruce Jenner are NOT BREAKING UP ... and to prove it, the reality couple put on a CLINIC in over-the-top public flirtation at an L.A. Christmas tree lot yesterday.

The rumors of an impending divorce have been swirling for weeks ... with reports that the leaders of the Kardashian squad are "faking" their relationship for the cameras.

But sources close to the couple tell TMZ ... the breakup talk is "total BS" ... and Kris and Bruce are still legitimately in love with each other.

Ice-T's gonna be pissed ... 'cause rapper AP.9 is now strongly insinuating that he's banging T's wife Coco.

Of course, T already blasted his wife on Twitter after pics surfaced featuring Coco and AP.9 gettin' all kissy kissy during a night out in Vegas. T said the pics were "disrespectful and in bad taste."

Coco said the pics were harmless ... and stated that she's "happily married."

But this weekend, AP.9 was shamelessly trying to breathe life back into the story ... because when he was asked about the rumors he was still bangin' Coco, the rapper looked into the camera like he LOVED the attention and said, "That's a RUMOR? Is that a rumor?"

He added, "No comment man."

John McAfee is grudgingly back on U.S. soil, after getting booted from Guatemala.

We got video of the computer software mogul entering a swanky hotel last night. He joked with the photog but was mum about his mounting troubles. Authorities in Belize -- the place McAfee has called home since 2008 -- want to chit chat with him about the murder of his neighbor.

McAfee told GMA he fled Belize for Guatamala and asked for asylum but his request was rejected and he was returned to his country of origin -- the United States.

Ariel Winter's mother Chrystal Workman insists ... she does NOT have any nudie pics of her daughter Shanelle Gray -- despite allegations Chrystal tried to leak them to the media.

Chrystal said, "I have no naked photos of my daughter."

As we previously reported, a Hollywood publicist named Jonathan Hay claims Chrystal contacted him this week, and said she had nude photos of Shanelle she wanted to secretly release to the public.

TMZ broke the story ... a judge awarded Shanelle guardianship of 14-year-old Ariel in October after allegations Chrystal was emotionally and physically abusing Ariel.

Demi Moore's still a single woman ... despite reports claiming she's moved on from Ashton Kutcher with a 26-year-old art dealer -- so says the rumored "new man" himself.

Vito Schnabel -- the son of director Julian Schnabel -- was out at an art event in Miami last night when he was asked if there was any truth to the rumors he's dating 50-year-old Demi. Vito responded, "No. Nope."

But just hours later, Vito and Demi were spotted together at some Chanel party -- along with Lenny Kravitz and Stacy Keibler -- and "Demito" reportedly even MADE OUT.

So we gotta ask ...

As we previously reported, the two have been spending a lot of time together lately ... and took a romantic stroll around Central Park earlier this week.

If history repeats itself, "Haylor" will enjoy a few more weeks of dating bliss before things go sour, Swift writes a breakup anthem and moves on to the next unsuspecting hit maker.

Enjoy it while you can, young lovers.

10:00 AM -- Harry and Taylor left the same hotel moments ago, just minutes apart from each other.

Camille Grammer tore into her ex-husband Kelsey Grammer last night -- calling him "extremely irresponsible" for loading his 4-month-old daughter into an SUV without a car seat.

Camille and some friends were hitting up a party at Kyle Richards' boutique "KYLE" in Bev Hills last night ... when she blasted her ex.

"I don't think it's good to have a 4-month-old in a car without a car seat ... it's so irresponsible."

Kelsey's rep has since released the following laughable statement about the incident:

"Kelsey went back in and got the car seat and met them at the car. Did the car drive a few yards without the car seat? Yes. At no time does the video show them leaving the airport with the baby not in the car seat."

Of course, the video shows the car merging into airport traffic ... we know they met Kelsey at baggage claim, on a different level, which means they had to loop around LAX -- and that trip is way more than "a few yards" ... still illegal ... and very dangerous. By the way, we're told they could have been driving for at least 10 minutes before hooking up with Kelsey.