Robert De Niro I Get High With a Little Help from My Friend!!!

Robert De Niro had to get a leg up -- or a shoe up, more like -- standing next to Al Pacino in the new Martin Scorsese movie ... thank God for close-ups.

Bob and Al star in Scorsese's new mobster flick, "The Irishman," in which they filmed a scene this week where they were strolling side by side in the Bronx.

As you can see, De Niro really got into character by wearing high platform shoes -- the guy he's playing stands at 6'4" ... and in real life, the actor's only 5'10".

Hollywood and their tall tales ... gotta love it.

Omarosa I Got Free Time ... Let's Go Shopping

We doubt Omarosa would say she's glad she got fired -- hell, she won't even admit she was -- but she's definitely making the most of her newfound free time.

She was cruising around Topanga Mall, outside L.A., on Sunday with a friend. Looks like they hit up NY & Co. for some holiday deals. Although the White House and Omarosa insist she's still working until Jan. 20, she's been jetting all over the country since she was, ummm ... let go from her gig with Prez Trump.

In less than a week of unemployment ... she's gone from D.C. to NYC, back to D.C. and now out west.

No excuse to NOT get her Christmas shopping done now.

Jessica Alba Any Day Now ... Please!!!

Jessica Alba's face is all you need to see to understand why she says this WILL be her last child.

Looking as pregnant as can be, Jessica was out and about in Bev Hills Saturday ... but we're guessing she'd rather to be somewhere giving birth. Based on that look, anyway.

Best we can guess she's somewhere between 8 and 9 months.

This baby #3 for Jess and Cash Warren. They already have 2 girls -- Honor and Haven -- and they've announced this one's a boy. So, yeah ... that's a wrap.

Karrueche Tran Makes Victor Cruz a Happy Man

Victor Cruz might not be playing in the NFL this season, but he's still got a big smile on his face ... 'cause he's hooking up with Karrueche Tran!!!

The 2 were spotted holding hands in Hollywood Friday on their way to lunch with a friend ... and they definitely look like they're enjoying each other's company.

Karrueche and Victor were allegedly seen together on a movie date around Thanksgiving, but this is the first official PDA.

As we reported ... Chris Brown's ex had moved on to Quavo from Migos back in April, but it apparently didn't last.

Just another reason for the former Pro-Bowler and Super Bowl champ to bust out his salsa dance.

Jeremy Meeks Back on the Horse? GF Is Rocking a Giant Diamond

Looks like Jeremy Meeks is moving quickly -- the massive rock on his gf Chloe Green screams we're engaged.

The couple hasn't announced anything yet, but Chloe's left hand was weighed down Friday by a big ol' diamond during a Beverly Hills shopping spree.

Chloe's Topshop billionaire dad, Sir Phillip Green, was in town too -- so it's possible the whole fam's coming together to celebrate.

TMZ broke the story ... Jeremy and his estranged wife, Melissa Meeks, are deep in divorce settlement talks. What's the big rush? You might be looking at it ... on Chloe's ring finger.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Here's My Girl ... With Our New Girl!

Dwayne Johnson is celebrating a huge debut, and it ain't on a movie screen ... it's in his longtime girlfriend's womb.

The Rock and Lauren Hashian proudly showed off her baby bump in Hollywood Monday night at the 'Jumanji' premiere event. The photo op came just a few hours after they announced they're expecting their 2nd child together. The couple's first -- 2-year-old Jasmine Lia -- helped reveal they're having a girl. Again.

Dwayne also has an older daughter from his previous relationship.

Three girls. As the proud daddy put it ... #tequilatime.

Khloe Kardashian Anyone for a Round of Golf? ... At LAX

Khloe Kardashian is doing everything within her power to hide her baby bump, but apparently she didn't have the power to walk to her plane.

Khloe showed up at LAX Friday wearing oversized layers of clothing as she hopped on a golf car that brought her right to her jet ... avoiding a long walk and the throngs who undoubtedly would have taken a slew of pics and asked for autographs.

She's doing everything possible to shield the evidence from photogs ... in fact, she hasn't acknowledged she's even having a baby.

TMZ broke the story ... Khloe and Tristan Thompson are expecting a baby, and Tristan's been telling friends it's a girl.

Nick Nolte I Have Mad Hair, Yo!!!

Nick Nolte looks like he had a rough Friday out in Malibu ... but actually it's just how he rolls.

The famed actor was out getting a bite with daughter Sophie and multi-tasking by jawboning on the phone.

The pic reminds us of Nick's famous 2002 DUI arrest, where he almost single-handedly brought back the "Magmum, P.I." Hawaiian shirt.

He has a right to cut loose, after starring in a string of awesome movies including "Urban Cowboy," "48 Hrs.," "The Prince of Tides" and "Affliction."

Jay-Z & Beyonce Deja Vu

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Either Jay-Z's feeling a little nostalgic, or he and Beyonce just wanted to have a good laugh on his birthday ... by striking a pose in an NYC elevator.

Mr. and Mrs. Carter hit up Angelika Film Center & Cafe Monday night as they celebrated Jay's 48th -- and on their way out rode an elevator to the ground floor.

America's first couple of entertainment did not disappoint, and invited photogs to "come and get it" -- the perfect photo op ... in an elevator. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

They've obviously come a long way since that now-infamous 2014 ride. All they were missing tonight was Solange.

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Plum suit, gold chains and the hottest chick in the game bearing his name -- a happy birthday, indeed!

Khloe Kardashian What's Behind the Bag, Khlo??? Ooh, Ooh ... We Know!

Khloe Kardashian was doing her best Monday to hide her growing baby bump.

Paps got Khloe leaving the studio where the Kardashians film their confessionals for their show, and she made sure to keep her purse well in front of her belly on the way out. She was also wearing a super loose sweater.

We broke the story ... Khloe's preggo with her first kid -- and her BF, Tristan Thompson, is the daddy.

She's a little more than 5 months pregnant ... so we expect to see more cover in the coming months.

Bring on the bigger purses and sweat suits!

Miranda Kerr Snap This ... It's My Billion-Dollar Baby Bump!

Miranda Kerr's pregnant again -- only this time it's with her hubby and Snapchat co-founder Evan Spiegel ... and her baby bump is looking mighty rich.

Miranda was seen out Sunday in Santa Monica to promote her beauty line, and her pregnant belly was really starting to show. This is Miranda's second kid, but her first with Evan.

The couple -- who together are worth billions of dollars -- tied the knot in May after getting engaged last summer.

One thing we know for sure ... that kid's got A LOT to look forward to.

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Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Funny Thing About Marriage ...

This one's gonna hurt, Jimmy Fallon -- but turns out Jessica Biel makes Justin Timberlake laugh his ass off, too ... plus, she's way hotter.

JT and JB looked like a couple of kids on a first date, going all LOL Thursday evening in Brentwood. Yes, they've been married 5 years, and together for more than 10 ... and they're still laughing. See? It CAN be done!

As for what the big joke was? It's possible Jessica and Justin were talking Christmas gift ideas?

Something in a box, perhaps?

Matt Lauer First Photos After 'Today' Show Firing

Matt Lauer is out and about running errands on his second day of unemployment ... and, outwardly at least, didn't seem too despaired over his firing.

Lauer surfaced Thursday for the first time since getting canned from NBC's "Today" show. He was driving around town, near his home in the Hamptons, and made at least one stop to smile and chat with a friend ... before hugging it out.

Worth noting ... Lauer was still wearing his wedding ring. He's been married to Annette Roque since 1998.

Mark Hamill Rolling in a Wheelchair ... Where's the Force Now?

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2:20 PM PT -- Mark says he was just trying to avoid autograph seekers by rolling out of the airport in a wheelchair because they "gouge true fans later on eBay." He included the hashtags #TheyCanGoForceThemselves and #NoMoreAirportSignings.

Luke Skywalker's looking more Vader-like than ever -- and we're not referring to the rumors about 'The Last Jedi' plot.

Mark Hamill, and his little dog, rolled through JFK airport Monday night in a wheelchair. Mark did his best to cover his face with a dark hat -- not unlike a certain Dark side villain.

Fans greeted Mark while he cradled his little dog, and fired off questions about 'Jedi,' but he seems to know -- talk not he must, with the movie opening less than 3 weeks away.

Unclear if Luke's actually injured, or just trying to keep a low profile. We've gotta call in to a galaxy far, far away.

We'll let ya know if Yoda, or Darth, responds.

Matthew McConaughey Straight Fire On 'The Beach Bum' Set

Matthew McConaughey was barely recognizable Monday on the set of his new flick, "The Beach Bum" ... although the role doesn't look like much of a stretch.

Matt's down in Miami shooting the new flick where he plays Moondog ... a dude who "lives life by his own rules." We smell some serious method acting. Isla Fisher is also in it, but her look's more apocalyptic than beach-y.

Saying McConaughey was born to play this role would be an understatement.

Remember, the man's already got his Oscar ... he can take whatever role he wants.

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