Mama June I Can't Stomach My Stomach ... I'm Getting a Lap-Band

Mama June is joining a band ... in her lap.

The 'Honey Boo Boo' matriarch is so inspired by her recent 45 lb. weight loss, she's gunning to lose another 50, with the help of the Lap-Band.

We did the math ... she currently weighs in at 276 lbs., and if she achieves her gastric goal she'll go down to a svelte 226.

June made the decision to go under the knife because she's plateaued with her trainer and her relatively healthy diet.

She'll have the surgery this summer, which means she'll just miss bikini season.

Margot Robbie NERDGASM!!! On 'Suicide Squad' Set

Margot Robbie became Harley Quinn Saturday ... and both the real and fictional are really hot.

A photog got this pic of Margot Saturday on the set of "Suicide Squad" in Toronto.

The "Wolf of Wall Street" star is there with co-stars Jared Leto, who plays The Joker, Scott Eastwood, Will Smith, Cara Delevingne, and Ben Affleck.

The movie sounds awesome. And she's SOOOO hot.

Jermaine Jackson If Paris is in Love I'm Down with Marriage!!!

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Jermaine Jackson has a laissez-faire attitude when it comes to his niece Paris Jackson, because he's down with her getting hitched at 17 if she's truly in love.

Paris and BF Chet Castellaw were photographed Saturday coming out of a Calabasas coffee shop and she was wearing a ring on her engagement finger. Thing is ... there are no diamonds in the setting, and it would seem the 18-year-old soccer player would show due matrimonial respect.

Nonetheless, check out Jermaine and his snappy duds.

Paris Jackson My Coffee Is Iced ... But Not My Ring

Paris Jackson's coffee run with her BF is stirring some buzz she might be engaged -- but a closer look has us thinking ... it's not all that serious yet.

17-year-old Paris and Chet Castellaw -- an 18-year-old soccer player for Real So Cal -- hit up a coffee shop in Calabasas on Saturday, and when they walked out photogs were laser focused on the ring finger of her left hand.

Yes, Paris and Chet have been posting a bunch of cute coupley pics on social media -- and, YES ... she is sporting a ring where engagement jewelry traditionally goes.

Now, the reality check -- we're not seeing any diamonds, and if you were proposing to Michael Jackson's daughter ... you'd deliver a little ice. No?

Just sayin'

Chris Evans Captain America Reporting ... For Bone Crushing Duty

All aboard the Marvel money train with conductor Chris Evans ... who is already pumped up to go to battle in the next Captain America movie.

Photogs spotted Chris in Atlanta where he's filming, “Captain America: Civil War” alongside Cap’s new rival … Crossbones.

With "Avengers: Age of Ultron" still raking in buckets of cash at a record pace -- these pics have gotta make studio execs drool more than die-hard comic book fans.

Chris in the red, white and blue = green. LOTS of green.

'American Crime Story' Dead Ringer Cast For O.J. Simpson Show

Marcia Clark and Christopher Darden are going to have serious flashbacks after seeing these photos of David Schwimmer, John Travolta and Selma Blair decked out in their 'American Crime Story' duds.

The trio -- who play Robert Kardashian, Robert Shapiro and Kris Jenner, respectively -- were on set Thursday filming the FX show about the O.J. Simpson trial.

Schwimmer looks eerily like the Kardashian patriarch, right down to the patch of grey hair in the front.

Momager Jenner gave the cast her blessing to a TMZ photog just the other day ... and now that we've seen them on set ... it's hard to argue.

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Gigi Hadid & Joe Jonas Making Puppy Dog Eyes ... And Not Much Else

Joe Jonas knows when you’re as hot as Gigi Hadid you’re not single for long ... which would be a great reason for him to be so damn close to her in this pic -- but it might not be what it seems.

Newly single Gigi -- who just broke up with Cody Simpson -- was spotted hanging out with Joe in L.A. on Wednesday ... and cruising puppies in the window of Bark N' Bitches.

Normally, shopping for a joint pet is a sure sign of coupledom -- but a source close to Joe and Gigi tells us they're just longtime friends.

Then again ... you gotta start somewhere.

P.S. no puppy was purchased.

Lindsay Lohan I Got the Community Service Spirit Through the Holy Qur'an

Lindsay Lohan arrived at the Brooklyn daycare center where she's performing community service, clutching a copy of the Holy Qur'an.

LiLo just completed her first day at the Duffield Children's Center, wearing a dress that looks like someone's EKG.

Lindsay -- true to form -- showed up 2 hours late to do office work and interact with the kids "under tight supervision."

The Qur'an is not part of the gig.

Lindsay Lohan BUSTED in International Web of Lies

Lindsay Lohan told a BIG FAT LIE when she said she was back in New York on Monday and ready to do her community service -- cause she was spotted arriving there on Tuesday!

Lindsay was seen getting dropped off at a hotel in the city -- chauffeur driven with assistant in tow, of course. Our Lohan sources confirm ... she just touched down on U.S. soil a few hours ago, which is bad for a couple of reasons.

First of all ... legal matters. LiLo is clearly NOT at the Brooklyn daycare center where she's supposed to be completing her remaining 115 hours of community service. Her deadline is May 28. Tick tock.

Secondly ... on Monday morning she said, "Happy to be home in nyc with my family and friends" Now it's clear she was still in London when she posted that on social media.

Not illegal, but y'know the old saying -- liar liar, pants on fire ... in jail because you didn't get your community service done.

Or something like that.

Bradley Cooper Taking Irina Shayk for a Ride

You know Bradley Cooper's getting serious when he parades a lady friend around town, instead of hiding her from photogs -- and supermodel Irina Shayk is now firmly in that category after a night out in London.

The really, REALLY good-looking pair were all smiles Monday night, and after hanging with friends ... they climbed into a cab together ... still giddy.

BTW, Bradley and the Russian top model were hanging at Novikov Restaurant, known for its Wagyu tacos, Hamachi carpaccio and generally drawing smoking hot customers in skimpy dresses.

We'd call it a meat market here, but the Brits are too proper for that.

Lindsay Lohan Someone's Pumped For Her Community Service

Lindsay Lohan’s latest attempt to complete her community service hours just got a little harder.

The swoll patrol -- a couple of hard bodied LiLo fans -- rolled out the welcome mat ... gathering to pose down outside Duffield Children's Center in Brooklyn in anticipation of her arrival to begin logging her required hours.

They're out there showing her love, and some skin, but based on Lindsay's history ... they could be waiting a while -- even though she's got a tight deadline.

Won't someone please think of the children!

Prince Harry Reunited With Beloved Teacher ... 17 Years After Diana's Death

Prince Harry just experienced how small the world really is ... because today he ran into his former teacher who consoled him during Princess Diana's tragic death.

The Prince got a huge shock while greeting an ecstatic crowd in Christchurch, NZ -- Vicki McBratney stepped forward and brought an unexpected smile to Harry's face. McBratney was by his side at London's Ludgrove School in 1997 as he dealt with the horrific news.

They shared a brief hug, friendly kiss on the cheek, and she handed him childhood pics from his school days -- and it's obvious they were close.

Cool moment for Harry.

Miles Teller Girlfriend Says Pregnant Woman Saved HIM!!!

Miles Teller did not rescue a pregnant woman caught in a Miami riptide -- it was the pregnant woman who gave Miles a heads up ... jaws was lurking in the water.

Model Keleigh Sperry, who was spending a fun-filled day in the sun with the "Whiplash" star, says the pregnant woman came up to them "freaking out" that a shark was in the water. And the woman had a toddler on her back to boot.

Nonetheless, you can see from the pic Miles helped the very pregnant lady out of the water and harm's way.

He's awesome, and the shark didn't bite anyone.

Fin.

Miles Teller Mr. Fantastic ... Rescues Pregnant Woman From Riptide

Forget superpowers, Miles Teller's hero game is on fleek ... this weekend the "Fantastic Four" star and his GF swooped in and rescued a pregnant woman caught in a potentially deadly riptide in Miami.

It's pretty amazing ... Teller and GF Keleigh Sperry's romantic beach day was interrupted when an extremely pregnant woman began screaming for help just offshore ... without hesitation the two darted into action and tag-teamed a rescue effort that saved the woman's life.

Once on shore, the two made double sure the woman was alright and then parted ways.

Looks like playing Reed Richards definitely rubbed off on him ... as for the romantic beach day, if saving lives doesn't get you in the mood ... nothin' will.

#lifesavers

Amber Rose Ends Muva's Day with a Bang

Amber Rose ended her Mother's Day celebration by calling someone daddy ... we're betting.

Amber snuggled up to her latest BF, Machine Gun Kelly, as they stepped out in NYC to party with friends at Cafe Felix.

Muva was noticeably low key on social media all Sunday -- so she was probably hanging with her 2-year-old son, Sebastian. But every Mother deserves a little me time, and it looks like Amber got hers.

By the way, is that a collared shirt on MGK? Amber's ass really is powerful.

Ryan Seacrest Goodbye 'Idol', Hello New Chick

Whole lotta changes going on in the life of Ryan Seacrest -- his gig at "American Idol" is ending, he seems to have found a new hot chick with whom to hang out.

Seacrest was spotted Saturday night leaving Il Piccolino in West Hollywood with a new mystery blazin' hot brunette. After breaking up with model Shayna Taylor last December, Seacrest had been seen out with a different model, Renee Hall, but that appears to be over.

Out with the old ...