Arnold and Sly Ordinary Lunch Buddies

Hollywood legends Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone like what they like ... and they like Cafe Roma for lunch.

The action stars have been going to the Bev Hills restaurant for years ... it's their place.

Gotta say, they both look great and certainly look happy.

With all the Hollywood feuds between competing actors, it's really something that they've always gotten along, even though they've gone head--to-head and competed for top action spot on the food chain.

And speaking of food chain, Cafe Roma can be delicious, if you order the right thing.

William and Kate Royal Subjects Fooled By Princess Doppelgänger

Prince William and Kate Middleton caused a huge stir in London by taking their new baby out for a stroll amongst the commoners -- or at least they would have ... but instead a couple of look-alikes did it.

The imposters are definitely dead ringers for Wills and Kate -- and, of course, the baby stroller made everyone think they were getting a first look at Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. Several people shamelessly came up and asked for pictures.

Alas, the fake royals are really just Heidi Agan and Simon Watkinson -- they're kinda famous over there for posing as the royal couple -- but obviously not so famous they can't still fool the kingdom.

There's a new sucker born every minute.

Julie Bowen Best Actress In a Supporting Nepal Role

Julie Bowen knows the old saying -- when life hands you a deadly earthquake ... make lemonade -- to raise money for the victims of that deadly earthquake.

The "Modern Family" star and her kids joined the Nepal relief effort on Thursday with double barrels of lemon"aid" -- hawking the refreshments to hikers in L.A.'s Fryman Canyon. Even when her kids bailed for a few hours ... Julie held down the fort, solo.

It's like watching an episode of her show play out in real life, just without Sofia Vergara. Which sucks ... but it's for charity, so man up.

Patriots Owner Robert Kraft DEFLATE THIS!

Robert Kraft isn't crawling into some deep dark hole of depression after his star QB was accused of cheating ... he's doing the opposite -- hitting NYC fully DECKED OUT out in Patriots gear.

The New England Patriots owner took a stroll through Central Park with his girlfriend Ricki Noel Lander ... clearly trying to send the message that he's not embarrassed by Deflategate.

There are rumblings that the NFL could suspend Tom Brady for several games this season for his role in the scandal ... but this afternoon, Robert didn't seem fazed one bit.

After all ... he's still got his Super Bowl ring.

Mariah Carey Opens in Vegas With a Little Bondage, a Little Discipline

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Mariah Carey opened in Vegas Wednesday night to a captive audience, and handcuffs were involved.

Mariah performed to a packed house at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace and her voice was in great form. She made her grand entrance on a Sea-Doo and went on to sing her 18 #1 hits.

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In the middle of the show her people pulled a guy up onstage and it looked like Mariah was going to do a little S&M to entertain the crowd, but there was a twist or 2. The video is hilarious.

There were at least 7 costume changes during the nearly 2 hour show. By all accounts, Mariah was a hit.

Zac Efron My Butt Isn't For Your Viewing Pleasure

Zac Efron is showing plenty of skin for his new movie -- we've seen the photos -- but there is one body part he's not willing to put on camera ... his butt.

Zac continued filming "Dirty Grandpa" down in Georgia, and it looks like there's a naked motorcycle scene -- but for some reason Zac's a little ass-shy. A butt-double was photographed stepping in for Efron.

Based on pics ... you'd think Zac would be happy to flaunt his cheeks, but instead it was the double's butt in the spotlight.

Real bummer -- but at least now you'll know when the flick comes out.

Katharine McPhee Touched By Estranged Hubby

Katharine McPhee's estranged husband gave her a hand Tuesday ... a very gentle hand.

It's a stark contrast to her split with Nick Cokas, which allegedly came after Katharine was photographed sucking face with her "Smash" director Michael Morris. Katharine claimed in the documents she was already separated from Nick, but he says they were still together.

But things change ... or do they? A source close to Katharine insists Katharine and Nick had a friendly business breakfast in West Hollywood. He's still involved in her music stuff.

The source also says Katharine has a boyfriend.

Rumer Willis Not Just Demi ... Full-On Sex Goddess

You don't have to give a crap about dancing ... to give a crap about Rumer Willis emerging as a major piece on "Dancing with the Stars" -- although you'd have to watch the damn show to know that.

As we've said ... she doesn't need the Mirrorball Trophy (but she'll probably get it) -- Rumer's already won the Now Everyone Knows I Have a Bangin' Body award.

Exhibit A: this outfit with the neckline down to her belly button, and the leg slit up to her ... ya know.

Kudos to Bruce Willis and Demi Moore too ... for the Best Damn Genes award.

Britney Spears Beach Football Guess That Ankle Is Okay!

Britney Spears' bum ankle kept her from performing Friday and Saturday night in Las Vegas, but it didn't keep her from playing beach football on Sunday!

Brit ditched the soft cast she had on her left ankle on Friday -- and hit the sand in Malibu to toss around the ol' pigskin with bf Charlie Ebersol.

After rolling her ankle Wednesday night, Brit cancelled her weekend shows, per doctor's orders.

Just a guess, but beach football probably was NOT what the doc ordered.

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Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow Hold The Beef We're Burger Buddies

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are showing the world their divorce is 100% USDAmicable ... because they spent this past Sunday together chowing down on burgers.

The Coldplay front man and Iron Man's squeeze were snapped out in L.A. together for the first time since their April divorce.

We'd say they buried the hatchet ... but they never had 'em out.

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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West GET BENCHED Forced to Wait for a Table!

The folks at Shibuya Sushi have cojones the size of Kim Kardashian's butt cheeks ... because they had the chutzpah to make KK and Kanye West sit outside and actually WAIT FOR A TABLE. The humanity!!!

The couple stopped off in Calabasas after Kim's appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" ... thinking they'd be able to grab a quick bite to eat. But the restaurant was full and Kimye was forced to hit the bench out front and wait ... for a whopping 30 minutes!

To add insult to injury, when they finally got seated ... it was at a table by the window which ain't great when you're photographed as much as they are.

FYI ... Shibuya Sushi is very well-reviewed on Yelp, but these pics are the best advertising ever.

Our sushi is so good, even Kimye will wait for it!

Amal Clooney's Hot Sister Take A Knee Tala ... Epic Fall

Seems like it was only yesterday Amal Clooney's hot kid sister Tala Alamuddin stepped into the spotlight, and now she's already tripping in it.

Tala got a closer look at the pavement outside Il Buco Thursday night in Manhattan where she was celebrating her birthday with Amal and George Clooney.

Like a pro, she knows knees can heel and never drops her Alexander McQueen clutch.

At least she still looked great.

Tim McGraw I Like It, I Love It I Want Some More of It!

Tim McGraw ... talk about country strong.

Guests at the Hotel Del Coronado near San Diego were stunned when a semi-exposed and hairless Tim put on a gun show before performing at his own show later that night.

The country star -- who turns 48 today -- credits his godly physique to the Paleo diet and CrossFit.

Country music just got even more popular.

Robert De Niro & Zac Efron Meet the Pecs

Zac Efron apparently had an extra ticket to the gun show Wednesday afternoon ... and he took 71-year-old Robert De Niro along with him.

Zac might be a double-barreled shotgun, but De Niro's .45 caliber pistols are holding up just fine.

Megan Fox She's a Real Doll

Looking like the love child of a young Jenna Jameson and a sex doll ... Megan Fox donned a blonde wig and a schoolgirl outfit while filming Wednesday for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2."

This April O'Neil gives us at least a half shell.

V. Stiviano Packs Up Her Crap ... Leaves Sterling's Condo Duplex

Here are a few images that should make Shelly Sterling happy -- V. Stiviano finally moving a bunch of her crap out of the L.A. duplex that she (thought) Donald had given her for life.

The world's most infamous archivist was ordered to move out of the place and hand the keys back to the Sterlings after losing a legal war with Shelly.

Shelly had claimed Donald paid for the condo (and several expensive cars) with community money ... and had no legal right to blow such a HUGE amount of cash without Shelly's permission.

The judge agreed and ordered Stiviano to give back the duplex and the cash value of the cars ... and this week, V. got started on the moving process.

We spoke with Stiviano's attorney who tells us she's still considering if she'll file an appeal and fight the ruling -- but in the meantime, we're told she's already found a new place to live.

It's like the reverse Jeffersons ...

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