Patrick & Miley Let's Do Brunch!

Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus put that whole "Patrick flirts on Spring Break" thing completely behind them, and went out Thursday afternoon for brunch.

Patrick and Miley are regulars at the popular Studio City joint Hugo's (order the Papa's Eggs, thank us later) and according to an eye witness ... Miley ordered up their famous Green Juice.

You'll recall they also hooked up for sushi last week -- so, it's 100% smooth sailing again.

Our spy says they came together (Patrick drove), stayed about 45 minutes and Patrick was in full-on boyfriend mode, opening doors and the like.

Getting out of the dog house takes work.

Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin Chummiest Divorce Ever

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin vacationed together over the weekend, but there's no getting back together ... they're still getting divorced.

It sure looks strange ... the 2 of them seemed cozy in Puerto Vallarta with Apple and Moses, almost a year to the day since Gwyneth announced their marriage was kaput.

Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ, although Gwyneth and Chris are still friendly, they've been working regularly with a private mediator to hash out the terms of their divorce.

We're told they have been in lockstep, trying to keep things friendly, with no court documents spilling details of the split.

Our sources say the mediator is working toward a property and custody settlement, and once it's a done deal the petition for divorce will be filed.

Cody Simpson Prefers Men Bouncing Balls Over Willing Supermodel

Cody Simpson is a robot ... or he's the biggest friggin' Knicks fan in the world, because not even a stone cold 10 like Gigi Hadid could break his steely gaze from the game.

Cody lived every dude's dream Wednesday night at Madison Square Garden ... courtside seats and a supermodel pawing at you like you're her first meal in weeks. Yet, all the Aussie singer cared about was watching the hapless Knicks lose to the Nets.

On the other hand ... maybe she has the same response to him when they're watching "Girls."

I'm Rob Lowe And I'm ... On Vacay Rob Lowe

Here's a version of Rob Lowe we can all get behind ... the selfie-taking one who hangs on the beach in Maui with his wife, Sheryl.

Let's face it, being like any version of Rob Lowe would be a good thing for the rest of us.

Well, except for "Dr. Vegas star Rob Lowe" ... we can all agree that model sucks.

Adam Levine's Wife Gets Cheeky With Tommy Hilfiger

Tommy Hilfiger missed out on the best moment at his own store opening in Paris on Tuesday night ... the exposed backside of Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo.

Prinsloo (who is married to Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine) was the unwitting victim of a gust of wind while walking the red carpet with Tommy and his wife, Dee.

Shout out to Dee ... who's also a smoke show, but prepped by wearing pants.

Wind blowing up the skirt of a hot woman -- proof there is a higher power.

Taylor Swift Go Take a Hike Then Dine on Asian Delight

Taylor Swift hit up Katsuya in Hollywood Monday night without her Calvin ... but she brought along one of her good friends.

Swift and Fifth Harmony singer Camila Cabello chowed down together and left without saying much, but she looks great.

Before dinner ... Taylor went for a hike in L.A., getting some musical inspiration along the way. We doubt her playlist was about Calvin Harris ... too early for that.

French Montana I Was Just Sippin' Ciroc On Diddy's Sea-Doo

French Montana was not under the influence of alcohol when he was photographed drinking Ciroc from the bottle while cruising on one of Diddy's Sea-Doos ... so claim people close to the rapper.

As we previously reported ... French was in Miami Beach Saturday, catching some rays and drinking vodka. It's not illegal in Florida to drink while boating, but it IS illegal to drink to the point that the driver is impaired.

Although our French sources insist he "was not f***** up," Khloe posted a pic around the same time showing her crew -- including French -- on Diddy's roof with the caption, "The Ciroc made us do it!! #StepIntoTheCircle."

Michael Strahan Body-to-Body Contact Sport ... With New GF

Michael Strahan has hooked up again ... and showed off his pretty chick in St. Barts.

The athlete/commentator/talk show host/rich person was ready to flaunt his relationship while vacationing with 2 other couples -- including fellow ex-NFLer Tony Gonzalez and his wife.

It seems the stories that surfaced months ago he and Nicole Murphy might get back together ... are ancient history.

As for the lucky chick -- we're told she's not just a vacay hookup. She and Michael have been dating for a few months.

Michael -- who's co-starring in "Magic Mike XXL" -- may have retired from football, but no one told his body.

Rob Kardashian Rolling Out and About Again

Rob Kardashian -- who hasn't been seen for months -- emerged from his Calabasas home this weekend to run a few errands with friends.

It's hard to get a good look, but what you see is clear ... he looks about the same.

Rob famously went into seclusion before Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kanye West, partially due to self-image problems over his weight.

Having barely been seen or heard since, Rob did make a cameo on social media recently ... to trash his sister Kim.

Brett Ratner Kissing NOT Mariah Carey

Hmmmm ...

Don't know what to say about this. Brett Ratner making out with a chick on the same yacht where he was nuzzling Mariah Carey.

People on the boat said Brett and Mariah were in full-on couple mode, and we're told both of them loved our posts over the weekend.

But check this out ... Brett on the same yacht Sunday night in the Caribbean, sucking face with another chick.

Like we said ... hmmmm.

Britney Spears Gimme More ... Orange Slices

Britney Spears was in full-on soccer mom mode this weekend in Woodland Hills as she sat around on a picnic blanket and ate orange slices while she watched her son Jayden play.

She's gone from jailbait to MILF in the blink of an eye.

French Montana Cruisin' and Boozin' In Miami Beach

French Montana may have violated the laws of the Sea-Doo Saturday ... because it sure looks like he's drinking on the watercraft.

French was traversing the area around Diddy's house, drinking from a Ciroc vodka bottle and looking like a spokesmodel. The photog who shot the pics says the Sea-Doo is owned by Diddy, who BTW also owns Ciroc.

Of course it's possible he's doing something promotional for the vodka and it's actually water, but that would seem like the worst promotion ever -- drinking while boating.

He's steering with one hand as he takes swigs.

And check this out. Khloe just posted a photo on top of Diddy's roof, showing them partying with French -- vodka in hand -- with the caption, "The Ciroc made us do it!!#stepIntoTheCircle."

We've called French Montana's rep ... so far no word back.

Orlando and Miranda Together Again ... But Not Really

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr reunited in Malibu Saturday ... but it appears it's all about their kid.

The former hubby and wife were with 4-year-old Flynn. They were visiting a friend in Malibu.

You'll recall there was bad blood during their divorce, especially after rumors that she got real chummy with Justin Bieber.

And who can forget Orlando taking a failed swing at the Biebs Ibiza.

But it seems it now all about the kid, which joins them at the hip for life.

Kim Kardashian You See, I'm Just Like You

Kim Kardashian has millions of dollars and her husband has millions more, but that doesn't stop her from roaming the isles.

Kim picked up some groceries Saturday at Ralph's in Calabasas. And get this ... it's not even Bristol Farms ... or Whole Foods.

Dying to know what's in the bag, right?

Eddie Murphy's GF Hottest Babysitter Ever

A Maui beach was blanketed by Eddie Murphy's smoking hot chicks this week -- one of them was his girlfriend, but the others were his daughter and the daughter's friend.

Eddie's gorgeous 35-year-old Australian girlfriend Paige Butcher was there with his 25-year-old daughter Bria and one of Bria's friends. Murphy apparently missed out on the fun.

Hands down ... this vacay looks better than almost all of Eddie's movies in the last 10 years.

Bobby Brown Keeping the Faith at Bobbi Kristina's New Medical Facility

Bobby Brown is in it for the long haul -- standing firm in his belief Bobbi Kristina can pull out of her coma ... now that she's getting treatment at a facility known for its long term care.

Bobby was walking outside DeKalb Medical this week. It's touted as the best Long Term Acute Care hospital in the Atlanta area ... partly because the facility has equipment to provide continuous monitoring of vital signs -- crucial in a case like Bobbi Kristina's.

As we reported ... doctors at Emory University Hospital tested her responsiveness last week before she was transferred to DeKalb. We're told there was no change.

Sources tell us Bobby is still leaning on the power of prayer to save his daughter ... who's remained unconscious since Feb 1.