Mama June Goodbye Multi-Meals, Hello Multi-Vitamins ... Put Me On Biggest Loser!

Mama June's hungry for the spotlight ... but sheddin' pounds may be what gets her back on TV.

June was spotted at a Hollywood park Friday puttin' in the work ... TMZ has learned she's got her eyes set on being a contestant on NBC's "The Biggest Loser" and she's hired celebrity personal trainer Natasha Kufa to get the ball rolling.

She may be in compromising positions but she's definitely on a mission ... she says she's determined to drop 100 lbs.

She's already shopping show ideas around ... maybe a workout tape too?

Fingers crossed.

Miley and Patrick In Love, and Dropping the M Word

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger are full-on in love, and have even casually said in front of friends they will get married some day.

Multiple sources connected with Miley and Patrick tell us their relationship is intense. Miley is going out of her way to impress Patrick's mom, Maria Shriver, and it goes beyond dressing conservatively when Miley's around her. The conversations do not resemble what Miley puts out on social media.

The couple has partied hard, and initially people who spent time with them thought it was just a hook-up, but it's proven to be deeper.

And we're told it's not like one is pushing the other into getting serious. They're both totally into it.

Charlotte McKinney Crowned Champ of 'Posing With the Stars'

If this is how Carl's Jr. babe Charlotte McKinney plans to rehearse for her upcoming gig on "Dancing With the Stars" -- there's at least a chance we might be interested in that show again.

Hint for the 'DWTS' wardrobe department -- save the bikinis for Charlotte, and keep them away from Redfoo ... at all costs.

Of course, it's easier (and hotter) to just watch her burger spot instead.

'Pirates of the Caribbean' Knife-Wielding Intruder CAPTURED

Seems someone is going to be walking the plank ... because police in Australia have captured the guy who allegedly threatened a security guard with a knife after trying to sneak onto the set of the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie.

The 22-year-old was charged Wednesday with one count of "going armed as to cause fear" ... he'll appear in court on March 27, presumably without his bird.

The guy was taken into custody with the parrot still on his shoulder. Way to stay committed to the bit, pal!

As for the actual movie ... shooting is being interrupted slightly after Johnny Depp mysteriously injured his hand (not during shooting) and flew back to the U.S. for surgery. The injury is not expected to affect the release date.

(H/T Gold Coast Bulletin for the intruder pic)

Ryan Seacrest Dating a Single Mom!

Ryan Seacrest clearly has a type -- hot and blonde -- but his new girl is different in one big way ... she has a bambino.

The "American Idol" host was spotted out this weekend in NYC with a new blonde -- Renée Hall.

Hall (who is ... shocker!!! ... a model) met Seacrest, fresh off his breakup with model Shayna Taylor, at his 40th birthday party in Napa a few weeks ago.

We're told they met through the Marciano brothers (GUESS founders) and quickly hit it off.

Seacrest took Hall to NYC over the weekend, where they went to the Museum of Modern Art.

As for Hall's 8-year-old son, she's proud and loud, posting pics all over her Instagram page.

Ryan would be a cool stepdad, right?

Macaulay Culkin Smoke Alone Too

Macaulay Culkin racked up even more "me time" during an introspective smoke and stroll ... while sporting his best grandpa sweater Monday in NYC.

In the "make you feel old as hell" department ... this year marks the 25th anniversary of Mac's breakout role in "Home Alone." The facial hair, cigarette, combat boots, and ponytail hair are sure signs a lot's changed since then -- but the John Hughes classic still holds up.

We'd be lying if we said we weren't jonesin' for a little Wet Bandit action.

Taylor Swift Have a $40 Million Stare at My Legs

Taylor Swift put her famous (and possibly extremely valuable) gams on full display in Los Angeles for a shopping trip down Melrose Avenue.

According to a report, Swift and her team explored the possibility of insuring her legs against possible injury and learned they were valued at $40 million.

Think of how many pairs of high-waisted shorts she could buy!

Harrison Ford Not a Flight Risk

Harrison Ford may be 72-years-old, but he's still airworthy -- even in a 70-year-old plane -- according to experienced pilots and mechanics who have personal knowledge of the actor's aviation skills.

We called around to various pilots who fly vintage aircraft, and several have had first-hand experience with Ford. They say his motor skills are good and he is thorough and professional when it comes to inspecting the planes he flies before takeoff to make sure they're airworthy.

There's no FAA rule that knocks a private pilot out of the air after a certain age, but all pilots over 40 must get evaluated every 2 years for vision, hearing, blood pressure and mental acuity. They also have to prove their flying skills.

Ford has logged 4,000 hours in the air with various aircraft. As for the one that crashed, however, some pilots have reservations, especially when it comes to the engine. The Kinner engine that quit on Harrison "isn't the most reliable," so claims a pilot who is very familiar with the aircraft. But several people we spoke with say the plane in question was well-maintained and "solid."

And the pilots we spoke with all said the proof of Ford's flying abilities were validated on a Venice golf course Thursday ... he laid it down as safely as possible, without an engine.

Gwen Stefani I'm the Hottest Soccer Mom ... No Doubt

Gwen Stefani was looking hella good at her son's soccer game Saturday ... and single-handedly blew away the other soccer moms standing within a 100-yard radius.

The 45 year-old No Doubt singer was in Studio City cheering on Kingston while holding onto his younger bro Apollo. It's almost freakish how she doesn't age, especially with 3 kids.

We're guessing the other team was extremely distracted.

Amal Clooney Hot For (Columbia) Teacher

Amal Clooney's students at Columbia are gonna have trouble paying attention to her lectures ... at least if this photo of George Clooney's wife out on the town is any indication.

Amal cruised around the Upper East Side on Friday ... a few hours after it was announced she'd be teaching a course on Human Rights Law at Columbia in the spring.

... 'cause Ivy League law schools didn't have enough going for them.

Justin Bieber The New Way to a Woman's Heart ... Alcohol

Justin Bieber now has a new way to impress women ... by dropping thousands of bucks on booze in his never-ending celebration of his birth 21 years ago.

Bieber hit up Ivy Nighclub's Varsity Friday where DJ Khaled was hosting the weekly bash. He dropped $3,600 on Dusse, Dom and Grey Goose ... but it was mainly for the women around him, including model Lira Galore.

And speaking of the women around him, Bieber went to the club just hours after cops were called to his Miami hotel room ... we're told several woman called police after security kicked them out of the room and didn't let them take their cellphones and other personal items.

It appears the girls had insisted they were invited but security didn't buy it, but when cops came the hired muscle had a change of heart and let them in.

Lindsay Lohan Still Cleans Up ... Real Good

One thing's for sure, Lindsay Lohan looks way better in a cream colored coat and bell-bottomed black slacks, than jailhouse orange ... which she keeps narrowly dodging.

Lohan was walking around London ... where she's been flying under the radar since an L.A. judge ordered her to perform 125 additional hours of community service.

This is the best we've seen her look in a while -- however, time spent putting together one's outfit and applying one's makeup ... does NOT count as community service.

It's unclear if LiLo's aware of that.

Bobbi Kristina Browns & Houstons Gather For Bittersweet 22nd B-Day

Bobby Brown was the one given a gift on Bobbi Kristina's 22nd birthday ... he was allowed to gather both sides of the family together to celebrate her special day.

Sources close to the family say Bobby and his wife, Alicia Etheredge, were allowed to invite several members of the Brown family to join them, along with the Houstons -- who've been at the hospital every day -- for Bobbi Kristina's birthday vigil.

Tyler Perry and Bobby's brother Tommy were among the family and friends who joined them at Emory University Hospital Wednesday for cake and some semblance of normalcy during this difficult situation.

As you know ... Bobbi Kristina was found submerged in her bathtub on January 31 ... and has been in a medically induced coma and on life support ever since.

Kim Kardashian Hits the Bottle ... Of Hair Dye, HARD

Kim Kardashian said hey baby, take a walk on the bright side -- debuting an ultra blonde hairdo in Paris.

Kim and Kanye West walked out of Le Royal Monceau Hotel, and -- it might just be the new 'do -- but she had a disturbingly distant look on her face ... maybe thinking if change is a good thing.

And you thought Kim she was just into black.

Chris Noth Mr. Big No Longer Pimpin' Just Limpin'

Bad news ladies, Mr. Big from "Sex and the City" is now walking with a big cane.

Chris Noth's been pulling off the sexy distinguished gentleman thing for years -- but Wednesday he was spotted in NYC's East Village with a new prop.

We're guessing the 60-year-old 'Good Wife' star's limp is just a temporary thing ... at least for the sake of lady boners, everywhere.

Scott Eastwood No Shirt, No Shoes ... No Problem AT ALL

There is only one possible reason Scott Eastwood was working out in Santa Monica without a shirt or shoes, but WITH jeans and a giant belt buckle -- and you're looking at it.

When you've been blessed with looks and a body like that ... you show it off as much as possible.

Then again ... maybe Clint's son is just prepping for a sequel to his "Funny or Die" video where he plays with dogs. The rest of us just don't stand a chance.