Bethenny Frankel Puff, Puff ... Pass the Skinnygirl Weed!

Like smoking weed but hate packing on the extra Funyun-induced pounds? Then Bethenny Frankel is about to become your salvation.

Yes, the woman who built Skinnygirl products into a multi-million dollar empire is now branching out into weed. Our sources confirm Frankel is working on selling a kind of pot that does NOT give you the munchies.

Frankel seemed to be doing market research last month in the Rockies when she was seen walking out of the famous Green Dragon Dispensary in Aspen. It's kinda like the Barney's New York of pot sales.

BF later tweeted, "OMG it's the craziest thing to see marijuana legal in Aspen. People walking into pot stores like it's the @Gap #prohibitiondone"

As first reported by Us Weekly, Frankel plans to peddle her buds in states where recreational marijuana is legal ... like Alaska, Colorado, Oregon and Washington.

Bruce Jenner Sad Sack in Calabasas

Bruce Jenner looked mighty unhappy Wednesday ... after "In Touch" ran a cover story with a Photoshopped pic and a caption touting his life as a woman.

Jenner was tooling around Calabasas, smoking a cig, as he pondered whatever was on his mind.

Our Bruce sources tell us he doesn't care what the tabloids say about him, but it must have been hard to avoid seeing the cover.

As for Kris, she says the magazine was mean, whether or not its story had any foothold on the truth.

Taylor Swift & Lorde And We'll Never Be ... Hikers?

Taylor Swift and Lorde donned their favorite pair of mom-approved jean shorts as they enjoyed an afternoon hike Tuesday afternoon in Los Angeles.

Apparently on this particular day, they craved a different kind of buzz.

Kim Kardashian TSA Getting Handsy With Her T&A

It's confirmed ... Kim Kardashian isn't a terrorist ... but TSA just got all up in that bitch just to make sure.

Kim's five-alarm booty must have tripped the sensors Wednesday at a LAX security checkpoint ... she got the royal pat down by a female TSA officer while an annoyed Kanye West looked on.

It's unclear how long it took or what prompted it, but one thing we know for sure ... nothing fell between the cracks in this search.

Bill Cosby Protesters Try to Shame Fans at Canadian Concert

Bill Cosby's comedy show in Canada Wednesday night turned into a showdown between people who think he's a serial rapist and others who believe he's being framed.

Protesters taunted fans who showed up for the show, shouting, "You support rape!" Fans fired back that they were skeptical of the belated allegations.

Then things got really weird inside ... before the show started huge pics of Bill and Nelson Mandela loomed in the background.

At the end of the performance, a full house erupted and gave Cosby a standing ovation.

It's like you get 2 shows for the price of one.

Cameron Diaz Wedding The Whole Klan Showed Up

It looks like a KKK rally, but it's actually a clumsily designed shroud to protect famous bride Cameron Diaz from the paparazzi.

Multiple pics were taken by various photogs of the backyard scene. Cameron and Benji Madden didn't want their entrance captured by outsiders, so 4 people carried the contraption to the altar, with the bride safely tucked inside.

Unclear if the big reveal will be in a magazine, but we're betting that's the case.

Friendly advice ... a chuppa would have done nicely.

Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy Off the Market and In the Market

Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy gave everyone a big fat clue about their relationship status ... by doing something a freshly broken up couple doesn't do ... grocery shopping.

It sure looked like they had broken up last month ... Matt seemed downright giddy about being single. But things took a dramatic turn Sunday at a Brentwood supermarket, when the 2 shopped together, loaded their groceries in the same car and drove off.

It could be a co-parenting thing -- they have a 3-year-old son together -- but a shopping trip sure seems super domestic.

There were reports Hudson was hanging with "Dancing with the Stars" star Derek Hough ... but lately it seems it's all about Kate and Matt. They were in Aspen together over the holidays with their son.

Either the holidays have rekindled that flame ... or they found a REALLY good deal on macaroni and cheese.

Olivier Martinez Battery Suspect After LAX Melee

Olivier Martinez is the named suspect in a battery investigation after things got out of control at LAX ... TMZ has learned.

We're told Olivier, Halle Berry, 6-year-old Nahla and 1-year-old Maceo arrived at the Tom Bradley International Terminal at 1:45 Sunday afternoon. According to LAX Airport Police, the photogs got too close to the family.

An airport employee was also in the crowd, though it's unclear if he too was trying to snap a pic. Cops say Olivier was holding an empty car seat and allegedly shoved it against the employee, causing him to fall backward.

The employee was treated at the scene and taken to a hospital. We're told he complained of abdominal pain. He's filed a battery report.

We just got video of the incident.

Jay Z and Beyonce We Can Be Tourists ... Just Like You!

Jay Z and Beyonce can be just as embarrassing as your parents ... well, at least on vacation -- because Saturday in Cambodia they had no problem geeking out during a sightseeing tour.

Hova and Bey hit up the Buddhist Temple, Angkor Wat ... and the rapper happily posed pics while flashing the Illuminati Roc-nation symbol.

The first couple of hip hop then hit up the FantaSea attraction in Phuket, Thailand ... and this time Beyonce upped her tourist game by donning a traditional headpiece.

Made in America.

Leo DiCaprio Booze, Boobs & That Beard In Private Island Bash

Leonardo DiCaprio ran an experiment on New Year's Day -- can a guy with the beard of a homeless dude get a bunch of chicks to party with him in St. Barts?

You can see the results of Dr. DiCaprio's testing in these photos. Go ahead and click through the gallery -- he gathered a lot of evidence. Very hot evidence.

Leo shuttled a bunch of chicks -- half a dozen or so -- to a private beach only accessible by boat to celebrate 2015. While he smoked a vape pen and took in the scenery ... a staff of 5 served Leo and co. from a full bar on the beach.

Even for Leo ... this is one helluva party.

Bethenny Frankel Breaks Out the Bikini Body and the New Boyfriend

Which do you think bothers Bethenny Frankel's soon-to-be ex-husband more -- seeing her amazing body in a tiny bikini ... or that she's rocking it with her new man?

Frankel spent the day of New Year's Eve on the beach in Miami with new beau Michael Cerussi. Bethenny's daughter with estranged hubby Jason Hoppy is reportedly with the couple on the trip.

As if all this wasn't enough to irk Hoppy -- whose divorce from Bethenny is still not quite final -- Frankel tweeted, "NYE day & i'm exactly where i want to be with exactly who I want to be with."

Ouch.

Melanie Griffith Swears to Fake It ... FUR-ever

Melanie Griffith just made Aspen a little less fabulous and a lot more animal friendly -- she's vowing to stop wearing real deal furs ... and opt for high quality fakes instead.

Our sources in the celeb winter mecca tell us Griff was introduced to some primo faux coats while shopping in Aspen ... and fell hard for 'em.

We're told she was so blown away by the quality she immediately dropped $7,000 on 6 fakes ... one in every color available. As for Mel's REAL furs -- we're told she plans to donate them to charity.

There's about to be some ballin' orphans in L.A.

Heidi Klum Takes Out Her Girls ... While Seal Takes Out Their Kids

It's a tale of two parents -- while Heidi Klum frolicked around topless in St. Barts with her boyfriend Vito Schnabel ... Seal took their kids to Mammoth for a ski vacation.

Heidi's moguls are the best around.

Sofia Vergara Engaged to H'wood Hunk But Don't Tell Her Finger!

"Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara is engaged to marry one of the hottest guys in town ... so why is she hiding her massive engagement ring?

"True Blood" star Joe Manganiello popped the question over the holiday weekend after just six months of dating (and Sofia only broke up with her other fiancé less than two months before that).

Vergara was spotted at the airport with her ring turned around so nobody could see it.

The ring is rumored to be at least 10 carats ... who's gonna miss it?

Salma Hayek Mama Mia ... That's Some Body!

Salma Hayek is not one to flaunt her curves -- we rarely see her rocking little black bikinis -- which is why we're showing you these pics of her ... rocking a little black bikini.

Salma was yachting in St. Barts with her husband Francois-Henri Pinault over the holiday weekend.

A 48-year-old mother should not look that good ... but we're glad she does.

Mark Wahlberg My Wife's a Beach Bum

Mark Wahlberg was caught swimming with a floatie this week in Barbados ... and by that, we mean his wife Rhea Durham's beautiful ass.

Ya couldn't blame Mark for having a funky bunch in his pants. Feel the vibration.