Arnold Schwarzenegger Lets His Girlfriend Drive His Two Million Dollar Car!

Arnold Schwarzenegger looked pretty calm for a guy sitting in the passenger seat ... while his girlfriend Heather Milligan was in the driver's seat of his custom Bugatti Veyron sports car over the weekend.

No biggie. It's only worth around $2,000,000.

That is love. And it's also why people have insurance. Lots of it.

Bruce Jenner Saturday Night's Alright ... For a New Look

Bruce Jenner changed his look up for the Elton John concert in L.A. Saturday night.

B.J. went to the show with his son Brandon Jenner and Brandon's wife. Another random girl tagged along ... but no word on who she is ... or if it was any sort of date.

Bruce and Kris Jenner made their split official last month when Kris filed for divorce.

In case you haven't been to an Elton John concert ... that's the place you let your ponytail down.

Amanda Bynes Huffs and Puffs in NYC Situation Dire

Amanda Bynes puffed a Camel cigarette on the streets of NYC Friday evening ... then rolled into the Cartier store wearing sweatpants ... and the situation continues to be desperate with no happy resolution.

Bynes -- sporting a bandage under her eye -- walked around the Upper East Side Friday before hitting up the fancy jewelry store.

Doesn't look like she bought anything ... as she left the store, undercover.

We spoke with multiple people who saw Amanda in Union Square last night as well ... and they say she seemed very paranoid. They also tell us she was speaking to inanimate objects like a tree.

As we previously reported, Bynes was acting very strange at LAX before her flight to NYC -- and people close to her feel the situation is dire. Until Amanda's parents pull the trigger and go back to court for a conservatorship, it's a waiting game until she poses a significant danger to herself or others.

Amanda Bynes Arrives in NYC ... Face Bandaged

Amanda Bynes landed in New York City Friday morning with a large Band-Aid across her face.

Bynes was walking through the airport, fussing with her freshly dyed hair with a sweatshirt tied around her waist. The strangest part of her appearance was the huge bandage under her right eye ... covering most of her cheek.

As TMZ first reported, Bynes was spotted at LAX before her Thursday night flight and she was acting very strange. Unclear if she had the bandage in L.A.

People close to Amanda are saying ... before they can take action to get her help, she has to pose a danger to herself or others. It's possible this is a sign of that.

Amanda Bynes High, Bizarre and Off to NYC

Amanda Bynes is off to NYC ... and she is not well.

Amanda was at LAX Thursday night at an airport restaurant, acting bizarre, painting her face with excessive amounts of makeup.

Sources connected to Amanda tell us she was visibly high all day, talking to herself and complaining about her life.

The pics below are from a Thousand Oaks, CA hair salon, where Amanda got a dye job. She was there for several hours -- again acting bizarre -- before heading to the airport.

We believe she is now in NYC.

Justin Bieber Punching Paps in Paris

Justin Bieber mixed it up Tuesday with the paparazzi in Paris and appeared to throw a punch during the fracas.

We're told Bieber and his crew tried to clear the photogs out of the way as they entered their hotel after dinner.

Check out Bieber -- inexplicably dressed in a camouflage jacket and pants with black leather sneakers -- his hand just below the neck of one photog ... another photo shows Bieber appearing to be in mid-punch.

Biebs has been a busy boy in Paree ... dining with Kendall Jenner and later partying with Kendall, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Paris Hilton and GF Selena Gomez ... but avoiding Miranda Kerr like Ebola.

Aretha Franklin Rolling in the Cleav

Even Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin needs support from time to time.

'Retha's making headlines for her amazing cover of Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" -- and she was showing off her ball gown swag Monday in NYC after taping an episode of "The Late Show with David Letterman."

She's a natural woman.

Model Hannah Davis Hangs with Unemployed Baseball Player

Hannah Davis has a heart of gold -- she gave some out-of-work guy the time of day and a cup of joe today in NYC.

The S.I. swimsuit hottie walked out of a coffee shop in the West Village with the guy ... who was dressed in ratty jeans and a t-shirt. She even allowed the idle dude to chat her up for a while.

Clearly, he has nothing to do with his time.

Hannah was also flaunting a ring on her left hand. It doesn't appear to be an engagement ring, but she probably just wants the guy to think she's taken.

Kim Kardashian Suck it Stalker! You Can't Beat My Security

Kim Kardashian was ready for an encore performance from the dude who almost knocked her to the ground during a Paris Fashion Show event ... the guy tried again and this time he FAILED.

Kim and Kanye West were having dinner at Hotel Costes in Paree at 6:00 PM -- a sign of age, right? -- when her security team eyeballed Vitalii Sediuk ... the guy who tackled her Thursday.

This time Kim and Kanye's beefed up security team jumped into action, surrounding him and keeping him far from his target. By the time they let him go, Kim and Kanye were long gone.

Vitalii is still on the loose ... he didn't commit a crime so there was nothing that could be done to him. As we first reported he wasn't arrested by Paris police after the fashion show attack, because cops say it was a stupid, nothing offense and they had better things to do.

We spoke with Vitalii ... and Sediuk claims he never had any contact with Kim's security.

'Glee' Elves Decked the Mall Shopper's Ass ... Allegedly

A "Glee" Christmas episode failed to deliver any joy for a woman who claims she got screwed by the crew ... laying cable all over a mall.

Yolanda Rosario says she was at the Burbank Town Center mall last Nov., where a 20th Century Fox crew was setting up to film a scene ... which apparently required stretching electrical cables over a walkway open to civilian mall goers.

In a lawsuit, Rosario says she tripped over some of the cables and fell ... breaking and arm and a rib.
She's suing Fox and the company that owns the mall ... for unspecified damages and medical bills.

Bah humbug.

George Clooney Wedding Meet Mr. and Mrs. Clooney

Here they are ladies and gentleman ... Mr. and Mrs. George Clooney.

Cloon and his new bride Amal Alamuddin were out pretty early considering they partied their faces off the night before in Venice -- celebrating their wedding in style with a ton of their celeb friends.

As for the reception ... not many details have surfaced ... but based on these photos, someone got so wasted he left the party without a shirt on.

And that's what happens when you drink too much Casamigos.

8:00 PST -- OK, we figured out who the shirtless dude is ... he's Bruce Bozzi Jr. -- Executive Vice President of the Palm Restaurant group. It looks like he was Ellen Barkin's date.

Val Kilmer Weight Loss Secret ... Walk It Off!

Val Kilmer is half the man he used to be ... and we're told he shed the pounds the old fashioned way with determination ... and walking his ass off.

We're told 'Iceman' looked in the mirror and realized he had let himself go ... and decided to change everything.

There was no personal chef or magic diet pill ... just healthy eating and exercise, especially long walks on the beach by his home in Malibu ... which doesn't suck.

By the way ... walking on the beach is good exercise ... but not as good as playing volleyball with shirtless dudes.

Jermaine Jackson The Hair You Save

Jermaine Jackson's hair is ... well, unexplainable.

Feel free to try making sense of this in the comments.

George Clooney The Final Hoorah Before Tying the Knot

George Clooney said arrivederci to freedom with the boys Friday night in Italy ... the day before he ties the knot with Amal Alamuddin.

Clooney and Amal starred at a rehearsal dinner with family and friends in Venice ... and it looks like they went on separate journeys afterward with their respective genders.

Clooney hit up a restaurant with all the other dudes -- it's unclear where Amal went.

Most of George's famous friends are also in Venice for the wedding ... including Bono, Bill Murray, Matt Damon and Ellen Barkin.

Now it's only a matter of time.

Kendra & Hank Still Workin' It Out

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett continue work out their issues following rumors of his infidelity ... that's assuming you believe the whole scandal was real ... and not for their reality show.

The allegedly-estranged couple was spotted out Thursday afternoon riding around in his car, the second time we've caught them hanging out since their marriage allegedly hit the rocks.

As TMZ first reported, Wilkinson and Baskett traveled to Costa Rica together last month where the two vacationed with their kids ... and no reality show cameras.

If they're hanging out as a family off camera, you have to wonder if this whole thing was as fake as Kendra's breasts.