Paparazzi Photo

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin ventured out Monday to do some shopping around Anchorage without any makeup on ... and found a sly way to slip photogs the finger.

Once a maverick, always a maverick.

Angelina Jolie took a tour of a Maltese battleship this weekend, where she was inexplicably saluted by a few members of the Maltese Navy.

Serena Williams took a well-deserved break after winning the U.S. Open, relaxing on a beach in Miami with Eva Longoria over the weekend.

The rising sea levels have swallowed up the beach along Malibu Colony, the gated community which houses some of the biggest celebs in the country.

The waves are way more than a nuisance ... they've been known to destroy homes, piers and other structures in the past.

Any attempt to sandbag the area seems pretty futile until the waves recede.

George Clooney's potential wedding has paparazzi swarming around a London church, but church leaders swear on their boss ... it ain't going down there.

The Chelsea Old Town Hall finally had to address the buzz about a possible London ceremony -- posting a note on it's door, writing ... "We are not conducting the wedding of Mr. Clooney at this office today (Friday 12 September) and a film crew and press photographers would only cause possible disruption to other couples getting married on this day."

Clooney has said he plans to marry his fiancee, Amal Alamuddin in Italy, but rumors persist they will also do it in London ... where she lives.

Look closely ... Haley Joel Osment is in this photo. Yes, that's actually him ... the guy just keeps getting older and older -- although some of this aging is for a movie.

HJO was in Los Angeles Tuesday on the set of the latest Kevin Smith movie, "Yoga Hosers," where he reportedly plays a Nazi.

The Miss Bumbum Brazil contestants have the most awesome way to celebrate reaching one million votes in the competition -- they've released a lingerie photoshoot to say thanks.

Online voting will determine 15 finalists from the 27 chicks vying for this year's title ... and the finalists will duke it out in Sao Paulo in November.

This year's contestants include a Megan Fox look-alike, a pair of twins, and a 39-year-old woman, who is apparently the oldest contestant they've ever had.

Chelsea Clinton's baby bump is getting bigger and bigger ... which means her mother's decision to run for President could be getting closer and closer.

Hillary Clinton famously said she wants to wait until becoming a grandma before declaring her candidacy for the highest office in the land ... and this pic shows that call may be coming sooner rather than later.

Of course, as far as we can see, the most important soon-to-be grandchild in the free world (sorry, Prince George) has no security anywhere in sight.

Notorious New York Rangers fan Tim Robbins gave his 55-year-old body a workout by playing street hockey with a few friends in Santa Monica recently.

Paris Hilton is not so cool that she can't chow down on Subway ... she just thinks she's too cool to be SEEN with a Subway sandwich.

Everyone's favorite leggy socialite was spotted Monday hitting up the popular sandwich shop in New York City, but as soon as she walked out ... and realized the paps had seen her ... she tried (unsuccessfully) to slip the sub behind her clutch.

Either she wants to promote fashion over food, or she is still holding on to her Carl's Jr. days. It's gotta be the latter ... for us.

A couple of ice cream cone pasties were all that stood between Miley's nipples and her crew as they cruised into an Alexander Wang after party.

Miley rolled in to the event with Tyga, Kendall and Kylie Jenner and others -- but everyone else was boring and, y'know .. fully clothed.

Shia LaBeouf did his best impression of a teenager on the high school wrestling team Saturday in Studio City ... rolling around town in a killer pair of spandex.

The 28-year-old actor and his girlfriend Mia Goth hit the town for a lunch date and we're guessing he just finished some sort of aerobic exercise. Or maybe he's just incredibly fashion forward in a way us mortals just don't comprehend.

In case the tank top looks familiar ... it appears to be the same one Shia wore during his extremely dramatic ice bucket challenge.

Tight.

Beyonce and Jay Z's marriage is SO on the rocks that they're celebrating her 33rd birthday ... together ... with Blue Ivy on an island in the Mediterranean.

Jay and Bey were all over each other -- pretending to enjoy themselves on the beach. Jay played a little paddle ball while Blue played in the sand ... until it was time to head back to their yacht, off the coast of Corsica.

Suge Knight is alive and well ... and running errands!

The rap impresario -- still recovering from being shot six times on August 24 at a pre-VMA party -- was spotted out Friday, hitting up the Rochester Big & Tall store in Beverly Hills.

There's nothing more gangster than that.

It ain't exactly Selena Gomez and Cara Delevinge -- but Camilla Parker Bowles and her girlfriends are getting their party on Ibiza-style too.

The Duchess of Cornwall flaunted her crown jewels on a boat, while wearing a red one-piece -- that looks exactly like the classic "Baywatch" suits. Suck it Pam Anderson.

No sign of Prince Charles ... seems like Camilla's on a girls-only trip. Look what you're missing, Chuck.

James Franco showed off a freshly-shaved head, a fake mustache and a head tattoo while shooting a documentary in Venice, Italy.

Franco's fresh dome is for an upcoming movie -- and ... no, it's not a "Kojak" reboot. Or a 'King and I' remake. Or a Mr. Clean biopic.