Rita Ora Cleavage 1, Zipper 0

Rita Ora slipped into the sexiest body suit since Catwoman ... and took it for a stroll around London Wednesday.

Damn. Now we get it, Rob K.

'Shahs of Sunset' Star All This Water... And I'm Still Thirsty!

Mercedes Javid paid homage to Denise Richards' character in 'Wild Things' by squeezing into a micro thong swimsuit for a very soapy and public car wash/cry-for-attention.

M.J. shamelessly posed while putting a shine on her Volkswagen SUV in L.A. -- even though the city's in the midst of severe drought.

She's been very open about her dramatic weight loss over the last year, which she chalks up to a healthy appetite for sex.

Still ... washing a car is a pain in the ass.

Cuba Gooding, Jr. Ass Cracking a Smile ... For America!

Cuba Gooding Jr. flashed his American spirit right along with his ass crack ... during Labor Day weekend.

Cuba sported a Paul Revere hat and stars and stripes board shorts while showing off the dark side of the moon on the beach in Malibu

Cheeky bastard.

Blake Griffin Beach Reconciliation ... With Smokin' Hot Baby Mama

Seems Blake Griffin is back ON with Brynn Cameron -- because the two spent Labor Day weekend TOGETHER ... hangin' out on the beaches of Hawaii with their adorable kid.

As we previously reported, Blake and Brynn have been on-and-off over the years ... and were definitely not together last year when Brynn gave birth to their son Ford.

But all signs pointed to "couple" in Hawaii ... where the two put every other vacationing couple to shame with their insanely ripped physiques.

Sidenote -- Ford's "not impressed" face ... epic.

Lil Wayne Chowing Down on Watermelon ... IN THE CLUB!!!

Lil Wayne found himself in the mood for some watermelon while partying in an Atlanta nightclub Sunday night ... and luckily he brought some with him.

Wayne was at the Velvet Room when he was seen taking a snack break. Weezy had a slice of watermelon in one hand ... and what appears to be a blunt in other.

Apparently the Velvet Room has a BYOW policy.

Jay Z & Beyonce Snuggly Together at Made in America Festival

Jay Z and Beyonce shared a cozy moment in the VIP area as they watched Kanye West perform at Sunday's Made in America Festival in Los Angeles.

After seeing these photos, that capture an intimate moment between the two, we can all agree they are definitely, maybe, possibly, absolutely, perhaps, probably, 100% for sure breaking up or staying together.

Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow Breakfast in the Hamptons

Though he's reportedly dating Jennifer Lawrence and she's reportedly dating "Glee" producer Brad Falchuk ... formerly coupled duo Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were spotted together Saturday.

The two were seen headed to breakfast in the Hamptons with their two children, Apples and Moses.

Even consciously uncoupled people need to eat breakfast.

Justin & Selena PDA on an ATV

The Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez re-re-re-re-rekindling is still going strong ... as the couple spent Friday riding around on an ATV in Canada.

The two were spotted riding around in Stratford, Ontario where they each took turns riding on the front of the ATV ... while the other rode behind and held on tight. Considering they are roughly about the same size, it makes sense that they are interchangeable.

It's nice to see someone besides Tyson Beckford make Justin Bieber their bitch.

David Beckham Lays Down His Motorcycle in the Middle of Sunset Strip

David Beckham is not perfect (SHOCKER!!!) ... he lost control of his motorcycle in the middle of Sunset Boulevard, but walked away unscathed.

Beckham was leaving the famous Shamrock Tattoo in West Hollywood Thursday when he lost control of his motorcycle -- a custom-built Super Vintage 93" Knuckle -- and tumbled off in the middle of the street.

We're told Beckham recruited a few friends from the tattoo parlor to help him roll it back to the store.

Sources close to Beckham tell TMZ the accident happened when he swerved to avoid the paparazzi.

Becks has a history with fender benders ... he crashed his Range Rover last year while pulling out of his Beverly Hills driveway.

Al Pacino Hooo Ahhh!! GF Is Sheer Hotness

Congratulations to Al Pacino's smoke show of a girlfriend -- she actually found a way to upstage the acting legend ... simply show off your ridiculous body in a see through top!

Pacino and Lucila Sola strolled through JFK airport Wednesday. The 35-year-old Argentinian actress has been dating 74-year-old Pacino for a couple years now.

Lucila made it blatantly obvious why Al was sporting a sly smile.

And ya just know the answer to the question we're all thinking is ... yes, she does.

Bryan Cranston Neighbors Are the Ones Who Knock To Say Congrats on Emmy

Bryan Cranston is beloved by all his neighbors for playing a horrifying villain, and they let him know it by decorating the front of his house after his Emmy win.

After Bryan won for Best Actor ... the "Breaking Bad" star returned home to find balloons tied to his fencing and a handwritten note congratulating him.

But the thing is ... the note looks like it was written by neighborhood kids -- and we all know ... "Breaking Bad" is NOT fun family viewing.

Maybe they're just "Malcolm in the Middle" fans.

Nick Cannon I've Been Saved ... From Mariah Carey

Nick Cannon had that "single guy glow" Monday afternoon as he left his soon-to-be ex Mariah Carey's apartment in NYC.

Freedom is a wonderful thing.

As TMZ first reported, Nick and Mariah are on good terms now after being unable to stand each other just six months ago.

Paula Patton Now Accepting Applications

A freshly single Paula Patton re-emerged back out on the scene Monday night, hitting up Craig's in West Hollywood for a post-Emmys bash ... the first time she's been seen out since her break-up from Robin Thicke.

Don't get it twisted, just because she's single ... it doesn't mean you have a chance.

Gerard Butler Honk, Honk

Dr. Gerard Butler displayed his vast knowledge of the female anatomy ... by administering a mammogram in a public parking lot.

Butler was in Malibu this week with an unidentified smoke show when he started exploring inside her bikini balloons -- following up with a tush grab.

Take one of these ... and don't call me in the morning.

The Many Faces Of Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker displayed a panoply of emotions Friday.

SJP was hawking her new shoe collection at Nordstrom's in D.C. ... showing off her range of facial expressions.

Check out the gallery ... then go to our comments section with your fav.

Ryan Seacrest My Yacht Will Run Laps Around Yours

When Ryan Seacrest needs a workout on the open sea, he doesn't settle for a treadmill ... he just takes some laps on his massive lido deck.

We got Ryan and his model girlfriend Shayna Taylor in Saint-Tropez Thursday getting their morning run in ... without ever leaving the confines of their multi-million dollar sea castle.

There will be no Gold's Gym for Ryan, who's making his "American Idol" money work for him in many ways on the French Riviera.

OK, it may not be Bill Gates-level cash ... but Ryan's yacht certainly gives Mr. Microsoft's a run for his money.

The all-black outfits they're sporting seem appropriate for maximum water loss ... but from the looks of it, he hasn't even broken a sweat yet.

Think you two need another lap! It's OK, we'll wait.