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George Clooney and fiancée Amal Alamuddin were snuggling and kissing at dinner in Lake Como, Italy last week -- and some people think she was hiding something under the table ... as in a baby!

The inevitable prego rumors were sparked by another photo of Amal getting on a boat ... where there appears to be a bump. Could just be the wind though.

Then again, a baby might explain why Clooney -- the bachelor-for-life poster boy -- is suddenly walking down the aisle again.

Just sayin' ...

Mickey Rourke has been wandering around Moscow this week sporting not one, but two different Vladimir Putin t-shirts ... and it's no accident ... he's a big fan of the Russian prez.

Rourke put on one of the t-shirts in front of a crowd of people and a few photogs. He said he's met Putin a few times and described him as "a good guy."

The "Sin City" star, who says his current girlfriend is Russian, said the t-shirt is not a political statement and he doesn't "give a f*** about politics."

Clearly.

Arnold Schwarzenegger walked the red carpet Monday night for his new movie, "Expendables 3" ... while his love child Joseph Baena and baby mama Mildred arrived to less fanfare.

Audrina Patridge ditched her blue-skinned, "X-Men"-themed Comic-Con getup and slipped into something far more comfortable ... for everyone checking her out on Miami Beach this weekend.

Of course Stamos' charm didn't go unnoticed -- Hudgens looked real giddy during the exchange.

If only John's friend had been able to play it cool. Amateur.

Have mercy.

What's made the bigger comeback ... Mickey Rourke's career or his face?

The "Sin City" star was out Thursday afternoon in L.A. visiting his tailor, but it's his face that seems a good fit ... after several years of looking a few sizes too small.

Perhaps like a chocolate soufflé, Rourke's face just needed some time to set.

Idris Elba rose to fame playing drug dealer/business developer Stringer Bell on the classic HBO show "The Wire," ... but his talent is still growing.

Elba -- who also drew serious Oscar buzz last year playing Nelson Mandela in "Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom" -- was spotted earlier this week on the London set of his new movie, "A Hundred Streets."

Madonna's two eldest children, Lourdes and Rocco, hung out Wednesday with her boyfriend, Timor Steffens, in the South of France.

A quick check of the math ... Lourdes is 17, Rocco is 13 and Timor is 26 ... which adds up to 56.

Madonna turns 56 later this month. Let that sink in for a moment ...

Lindsay Lohan may be genetically predisposed to bad parenting ... so she took baby steps by borrowing the child of a local vendor and wandering around on the beach in Mykonos, Greece.

The kid clearly looks worried.

No word on which nightclub she left the kid.

Did you play tennis off the coast of a fancy island today with your family before being helicoptered back to your yacht? No? That's because you're not Bill Gates.

Gates -- along with his wife Melinda and their kids Rory, Jennifer and Phoebe -- knocked a few balls around in Porto Cervo, Sardinia before being flown back to the massive yacht they're renting.

After that, the family went through a rack of wet suits (because who doesn't keep their wet suits on a clothes rack?) before taking a dip in the Mediterranean Sea and hopping on jet skis.

"True Blood" hunk Ryan Kwanten showed off every inch of his washboard abs while taking a dip Tuesday on the beach in Malibu.

His show may have seen better days, but Kwanten is still in his prime.

Jared Leto took a leap of faith in Ibiza while cliff diving with friends.

And the gold medal for "Camera Whoring with Your Ass Out" goes to ... Brittny Gastineau -- and this video proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Kim Kardashian's pal appeared to be several drinks in when she poured herself all over a bar at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami this weekend -- and slowly undressed while blatantly mugging for paparazzi.

The most awesome part of this video is not Brittny's ass ... but the fact everyone around her is totally ignoring her.

You know how this ends, right? With Brittny passed out, looking like she's auditioning for "Weekend at Bernie's."

The LAPD is worried the paparazzi will start using drones to shoot celebs and their homes. Turns out ... it's already happening.

We've learned a major paparazzi agency -- AKM-GSI -- has been selling drone videos of celebrity homes. Steve Ginsburg, who owns the agency, tells us he has no problem shooting the real estate but he wants nothing to do with images that include actual celebs behind their walls.

Ginsburg is clear - there is no law prohibiting his company from shooting aerial footage of homes ... even if the celebs are in the shot. But he says there would be a "huge backlash" if his or any other agency tried to hawk the footage.

Ginsburg says a photog tried to sell him drone video of Miley Cyrus in her backyard but he wouldn't bite. Miley actually spotted the drone and was pissed ... shooting the aircraft from the ground and uploading it on Instagram to show the intrusion.

Ginsburg tells TMZ, "We have the utmost respect for celebs and we stand by our word that we will not distribute any drone video capturing celebrities on public or private property."

Don't panic, Shia LaBeouf is NOT joining the Air Force ... his recent visit to a recruiter's office was just prep work for a new role he's eyeing.

Our Shia sources tell us his trip to the USAF office in L.A. Saturday wasn't a whacky publicity stunt -- he's really trying to learn about the enlisting process -- from recruitment through basic training.

LaBeouf hasn't locked down the potential role yet ... he's just doing his homework.

Unfortunately for Shia, the office was closed. Damn budget cuts.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kevin Nealon, Jeremy Sisto, Ed Begley and Natasha Bedingfield were also there.

The couple wed at the famed Kennedy compound, The reception was thrown at "Teddy's Place" on the estate. It's the second marriage for Hines ... the third for RFK Jr.