Paul Hogan's Ex Wife From Crocodiles to Anacondas

"Crocodile Dundee" Paul Hogan's now ex-wife Linda Kozlowski took a bike ride with a friend today.

You call that a penis? THIS is a PENIS!

Crikey.

'Game of Thrones' Stars An Arrow Through the Chest Won't Kill Our Love

*** "Games of Thrones" spoilers below ***

Just because one of their characters got killed off the show, it doesn't mean the end for "Game of Thrones" couple Kit Harington and Rose Leslie.

The pair, a couple both on and off-screen for the last few years, were spotted Wednesday at LAX, sporting matching black sunglasses as they hopped a flight out of Los Angeles.

For a guy who knows nothing, Jon Snow sure can hang on to a hot chick.

Naya Rivera Quickie Wedding Reeks of Ex-Fiancé

Naya Rivera's marriage to actor Ryan Dorsey came out of nowhere for everyone, except Naya -- who actually co-opted a lot of the ceremony from her planned wedding to Big Sean ... including the date.

Rivera and Dorsey tied the knot in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend. The longtime friends began dating right after Rivera broke off her engagement to rapper Big Sean in April.

According to our sources, the wedding date -- July 19 -- was the exact same date Naya and Sean were supposed to tie the knot. We're told Naya picked the date back in October when she and Sean got engaged.

The similarities don't end there ... according to reports, Rivera was married in a Monique Lhuillier gown -- which our sources say is the same designer of the dress Sean bought for Rivera for their wedding.

One more thing -- Rivera never gave back Sean's engagement ring, according to our sources. However, we don't know if she found a way to re-purpose that.

Mazel?

Ryan Dorsey's dad, Arnold, tells TMZ ... the date of the wedding might have been the same as the Rivera/Big Sean wedding ... but it also happens to be Dorsey's birthday.

Arnold says he found out about the wedding six weeks ago and while he was initially surprised, he said, "We didn’t question him. We are very happy for him. We trusted them and want what they wanted."

Arnold also said the wedding was small, about 12 people total, and consisted of Naya’s family and Ryan’s family.

Cara Delevingne & Selena Gomez Getting Wet Together

It's Selena Gomez's birthday, but we're getting the gifts -- behold Selena and Cara Delevingne showering ... together ... in bikinis ... on a yacht.

Our favorite new BFFs made the sexiest pitch for water conservation while continuing SG's bday week celebration in St. Tropez -- but this time they had company in the form of Tommaso "Tommy" Chiabra.

In addition to ruining an otherwise perfect moment ... Chiabra has been seen with Gomez a lot recently, and has also been linked to 'Gossip Girl' Jessica Szohr.

Hate him. Love the pics.

Leo DiCaprio Kick-Ass Times On a Yacht

Leonardo DiCaprio was kung fu fightin' the hell out of someone in his mind ... as he ripped off some seriously high kicks in the South of France.

The Wolf of Wall Street was kicking air, taking names, and rocking a pony ... while onboard a yacht off St. Tropez Tuesday.

We know Leo loves MMA ... so the kickfest could be a new workout regimen -- or maybe he seriously wants a rematch with the guy who crushed him at Coachella.

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Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne Let's Be Friends

Notorious friender Cara Delevingne has a new gal pal ... Selena Gomez, who celebrated her 22nd birthday with Delevingne aboard a yacht in St. Tropez.

Forget posing for a pic with model Tanz Watson, if Selena really wants to make Justin Bieber jealous ... this is how you do it.

Sofia Vergara & Joe Manganiello Cougar Season In L.A.

Sofia Vergara and her significantly younger new man Joe Manganiello are officially out of the cage.

The 37-year-old "True Blood" star was out and about this weekend in Studio City showing off his prize catch ... five years his senior.

This is nothing new for Sofia, who's just coming off a similar situation with boy toy Nick Loeb ... they were together for almost 4 years, got engaged and split up last May.

We're not worried about Joe, of course ... if anyone can keep a cougar at bay, it's wolf man.

Happy hunting, Joe.

Lea Michele Thongs for the Vacation ... Assets Out for BF

Lea Michele proudly displayed the 3 Bs during her Italian vacay -- boyfriend, boat, and a whole lot of her thong-framed butt.

The "Glee" star was spotted making out with her bf Matthew Paetz ... onboard a boat off Positano this weekend.

Apparently, Matthew's gigolo "research" is paying off -- cause the "coach" is scoring big time on the open sea.

That's amoré!

Scott Disick Alcohol Poisoning Triggers Hospitalization

Scott Disick drank so much one night last month ... he made a beeline for the hospital because his system was poisoned with booze.

Sources connected with Scott and the Kardashians tell TMZ ... Scott went to a nightclub in The Hamptons on June 22. He began binge drinking. We got a pic of him with a beer in his hand but it seems he drank the harder stuff too. We're told he was drunk out of his mind.

We're told Scott told the friends who were with him ... he was so messed up he felt someone had drugged him. So Scott -- who could barely put a sentence together -- went to the ER at Southampton Hospital.

We're told Scott was admitted and tested for drugs but doctors concluded it was classic alcohol poisoning.

The incident occurred days AFTER Kourtney threw Scott out of their Hamptons rental. And the very day Scott went to the hospital ... Kourtney bailed and took the kids to California, where they celebrated North West's birthday.

Now the good news ... Scott apparently had a wake up call, because we're told he hasn't had a drink since and is getting counselling from Pastor Rich Wilkerson Jr. .. the handsome minister who married Kim and Kanye.

Pam Anderson, Rick Salomon DIVORCE OFF We're Guessing

Pam Anderson clearly had a change of heart after filing for divorce earlier this month.

Pam and hubby Rick Salomon were making out in Malibu Wednesday, showing no sign of ending their 6-month marriage. It's their second try at marriage. They married in 2007 ... it lasted 2 months.

As we reported ... Pam listed the date of separation as July 3 ... 2 days after Rick won $.2.8 million in a poker tournament -- which means it would be community property -- split 50/50 (we're told there's no prenup).

Money aside ... good for them.

'Frozen' Meets 'Once Upon a Time' Princess Elsa Doesn't Go 2 Pieces (But She Should Have)

"Once Upon a Time" finally found its Princess Elsa ... Georgina Haig was on set Wednesday to shoot after beating out a smoking hot bikini model. Fairy tales don't always come true.

Georgina was sporting the signature blonde wig and blue dress from "Frozen" ... but if ABC had selected Anna Faith -- who campaigned hard for the part -- this photo could look much, much different.

Sure, they probably would've put Anna in the same stupid dress, but still ... the producers might have made a mistake here.

Just sayin' ...

'Friends' Reunion Now We Know Why Jennifer's Stuck in Second Gear

Big night for the "Friends" chicks ... that didn't end well at all for Jennifer Aniston.

Jennifer joined Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood Wednesday night, where they broke bread, talked about old times and Jennifer's upcoming wedding.

The paparazzi got real excited ... too excited, and crowded Jennifer's chauffeur-driven Mercedes as it left the restaurant. You can feel the pain as her struggling driver scrapes a pole, and the damage is significant.

Courteney and Lisa made clean getaways driving themselves.

Britney Spears Big Stiffer, Big Tipper!

Britney Spears just brought a piece of Vegas to the Cheesecake factory she stiffed ... because her waitress just hit the jackpot.

TMZ broke the story, Britney chewed and screwed Sunday when she walked out of the Thousand Oaks, CA restaurant without paying her $30 bill for an appetizer and salad. Britney says she thought her security guy paid the tab and he thought she did.

Now she's bringing in the ultimate peacemaker to make things right -- Benjamin Franklin. Our Britney sources tell us the waitress is getting a $100 tip -- more than 300%. That's on top of the $30 tab.

We're told Britney -- who left with hard evidence of her heist (a doggie bag) -- felt terrible about the mistake.

Britney -- she stiffs good.

Denise Richards Still Drop Dead Gorgeous

Wearing a tiny pink bikini, 43-year-old Denise Richards showed off her fantastic body ... looking as if "Wild Things" came out last week and not 16 years ago.

When you factor in she's had two kids ... and had to deal with her Charlie Sheen drama ... it's even more amazing.

Meg Ryan Happy 25th to Me & Harry!

Meg Ryan returned to the scene of the crime 25 years later ... the city where she first banged Harry.

As NYC delis were filled with people recreating the famous orgasm scene in honor of the 25th anniversary of "When Harry Met Sally" ... the 52-year-old actress strolled in relative anonymity outside her hotel.

Meg was the narrator of the pilot spinoff, "How I Met Your Dad." But we're told CBS passed on the show.

Sally is no longer with Harry. She's now banging John Mellencamp.

JWoww Brings Home Baby And Breast Friend

Two days after giving birth ... Jwoww arrived home from the hospital Tuesday carrying her precious cargo -- but she let her fiance carry the baby.

Jwoww held tight to her breast-feeding pillow ... while fiance Roger Mathews toted their newborn daughter, Meilani, in a baby carrier.

They were greeted by "Jersey Shore" co-star Snooki ... who's preggo with her 2nd bambino.

Nice balloons, Snook.