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Shia LaBeouf looked like crap as he left the courthouse Friday ... after being arrested for essentially going insane inside Studio 54 in NYC.

Shia had remorse and hangover written all over his face as he walked away, just having pled not guilty to criminal trespass and disorderly conduct.

Shia allegedly threatened cops, yelled obscenities at patrons inside the club and disrupted the performance. He also gabbed an ass or 2 during his drunken tirade.

Poor Casper Smart. No really ... poor Casper Smart, who went hat in hand to Bank of America.

As we previously reported ... Jennifer Lopez did NOT give Casper a fabulous parting gift -- such as money -- when the two broke up a few months back.

So the freshly single/cash strapped Casper made the trek to the Calabasas branch, spoke with a banker and then hightailed it out of the parking lot on his chopper.

Paris Hilton issued a public service reminder Wednesday ... she's still freakin' HOT as hell!

Hilton was strutting around the set of her new music video, wearing a slew of crazy sexy black leather outfits. The video was for her song, "High Off My Love," and Paris recently went looking for "gorgeous, sleek models" via social media.

It's unclear what actually happens in the video, but she could just stand there for four minutes and we'd watch.

Tom Cruise and David Beckham split a bottle of red vino ... hanging out in a pub in Notting Hill ... but Becks apparently felt he needed to up his masculinity level a touch ... so he also had a Guinness.

Michael Jackson's devoted fans made their annual pilgrimage to Forest Lawn Cemetery Wednesday to pay their respects on the 5th anniversary of his death.

Many of the fans wore iconic MJ threads as they placed flowers and pics near his final resting place.

The scene was decidedly more respectful than the sight of Conrad Murray thumbing his nose
at the Jackson family.

Courteney Cox just turned 50.

If you didn't know Paris Hilton was worth millions, you'd probably be asking yourself ... who's that pretty homeless girl with all the luggage?

Paris landed at the Bob Hope Airport in Burbank on Monday, after returning from a weekend at the Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas.

Anna Faith Carlson, the smoking hot model who bares a strong resemblance to Elsa from "Frozen," was spotted out on the beach in Florida this week ... with a body that is anything but G-rated.

She's clearly not let herself go.

Kanye West won't be picking up trash on the side of the road any time soon ... because we've learned he's kicking off his community service in fashionable form -- teaching at a fashion school.

Yeezy hit up the L.A. Trade Technical College Monday in his paparazzi beatdown criminal case to speak with students about his personal experiences in the fashion biz ... and hopefully about leather jogging pants as well.

We're told this is Kanye's 3rd visit to LATTC in the last 6 weeks (see pic above) ... which specializes in designing apparel. Today's lesson was all about designers and it lasted 3 hours.

In case you don't remember -- Kanye cut a plea deal back in March -- avoiding jail by agreeing to 24 months informal probation and 250 hours community service.

We're told Kanye has been chipping away at his hours by speaking at multiple colleges.

Still -- not a bad way to knock out community service ... and avoid wearing that unflattering orange vest ... it's so last season.

Kim Kardashian got something special in her mail box over the weekend ... clumps of paint from her $300,000 Rolls Royce.

Seems Kim's assistant isn't proficient at navigating the ostentatious whip ... she tried backing out of the driveway and tore into the mailbox. What's amazing ... she didn't stop when she heard metal-on-metal.

Kim is all too forgiving ... her assistant's job is secure and the repair costs -- which could approach $20K -- will not be deducted from her salary.

Someone should bookmark this post for North West ... it's called precedent.

"X-Men" hottie Famke Janssen pulled off a balancing act while bicycling around New York City this weekend ... using her right hand to block any potential crotch shot.

Of course, this whole situation could have been avoided if Famke had simply worn something a little more appropriate for the situation.

Miley Cyrus found something new to stick between her legs during her concert in Amsterdam on Sunday night ... a giant inflatable banana.

It's unclear if Casper is serious about the place, but based on the location -- we're guessing he'll pass.

Dude already did more than 2 years on Lopez. Didn't end well.

Taylor Lautner hit the beach in Los Angeles this week while filming his new movie ... but he appears to have left his abs back in Forks, Washington.

Days after being kicked to the curb by Kourtney Kardashian, serial partier Scott Disick returned to the scene ... hitting up a beach in the Hamptons with Kourt and their 2 kids.

As TMZ first reported, Kourtney tossed Scott out of their rented Hamptons home over the weekend ... once again fed up with his constant partying.

Of course, we're told reality cameras were rolling throughout that incident -- so, it's a safe bet they were somewhere near the beach too.