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Hayden Christensen -- who starred in three "Star Wars" movies that DO NOT EXIST (for die hards) -- tried his hand at sailing in Barbados on Tuesday ... failing miserably.

We can just imagine what Hayden yelled just before falling into the water ...

One wedgie is not enough for Miley Cyrus -- instead she flaunted TWO of 'em ... in the back and the front during the latest stop on her world tour.

Miley yanked her catsuit up way high on stage in Madrid, and bent over to show the front row more crotch than the average lap dancer.

If her outfit wasn't already covered with money ... surely everyone in the crowd would have thrown singles. Or $20s.

And the countdown to Miley's sex tape continues.

The Situation got 2 things today ... arrested and what's gonna be a nasty black eye -- both after brawling with his brother in the tanning salon they co-own ... TMZ has learned.

Mike "Situation" Sorrentino was busted at Boca Tanning Salon in Middletown, NJ ... according to law enforcement sources.

We're told cops got a 911 call reporting a "fist fight" inside the salon ... and when officers arrived -- Sitch was arrested, and eventually booked for simple assault. He posted $500 bail ... and on the way out he explained he and his bro, Frank were scrapping over how to run the business.

We broke the story ... just last week salon employees called cops when their paychecks bounced. Sounds like that mess led to today's fight.

Situation makes it sound like he got the best of Frank in the fight ... despite his shiner, but on a related note -- check out the guns on Sitch.

He's doing a lot more G than TL lately ... or something like that.

Former Playboy playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon frolicked on the beach in the Pacific Palisades yesterday with some unusual beach accessories ... burgers and fries.

Hef's ex-girlfriends enjoyed an afternoon at Will Rogers Beach with a few Big Macs and a couple orders of fries. The girls have done a ton of growing up -- all over -- since their Playboy days in 2009.

It may seem odd to bring fast food to the beach, but who doesn't love a set of juicy buns?

Also no sign of White Walkers, Wildlings, dragons, naked people, Dothraki, exploding heads, woolly mammoths, Targaryens, giants, moon doors or members of the Night's Watch.

Brittny Gastineau wanted everyone to know ... she got a wicked black eye from someone or something.

Kim Kardashian's BFF showed up at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood Tuesday night -- the place to go if you want to be photographed by paparazzi. She went there with her mom, who told photogs, "You know, Angels, when they hit earth, it hurts a lot." But they weren't specific.

Now ... if you think they didn't go to Craig's to be photographed, think again, because earlier in the evening they went to Mr. Chow in Bev Hills, the other place in town where you are certain to get papped.

So we're left with this mystery -- who eats 2 dinners?

Melanie Griffith is still carrying Antonio Banderas in the form of a tattoo on her right arm ... and she flat out showed it off yesterday in Santa Monica.

As TMZ first reported, the "Working Girl" filed for divorce from Antonio after 18 years of marriage. Griffith wants custody of their daughter and spousal support.

A referral to a good tattoo removal doc wouldn't hurt either.

However the divorce plays out, it's clearly going to take some time for Melanie to entirely erase Antonio from her life.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt hammed it up outside his trailer during a break from shooting his latest movie in Montreal.

Melanie Griffith may have filed the divorce papers, but the symbol of marriage to Antonio Banderas is still firmly in place.

The "Working Girl" star left a hair salon in Beverly Hills on Monday, sporting what looks like a wedding band on her left ring finger.

As TMZ first reported, Griffith pulled the plug on her marriage to Antonio after 18 years. Griffith wants spousal support. She's also asking for custody of their minor child ... who turns 18 in September.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith took their tight, toned bodies to the beach today in Hawaii -- proving once again ... Jada is the hottest 42-year-old mom in a 2-piece.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith had something for everyone -- her toned ass barely covered in a bikini ... and his ripped arms in a tank top.

If you're impressed -- you're not alone. 13-year-old Willow was there too ... and looked pretty awestruck by her parents' ridiculous physiques.

Will still rules in Summertime.

Oscar winner and future "Star Wars" star Lupita Nyong'o showed off her picture perfect bikini body this week while walking along the beach in Maui.

"Bad Girl Club" star Natalie Nunn saw the butt photos of Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lopez and laughed ... then broke out this thong while partying on the beach in Miami on Thursday.

One can only assume Mama June just discovered water ... because while Honey Boo Boo played around in the pool with her usual youthful exuberance ... her mother swam around WITH HER SOCKS ON.

The Thompsons hit up a pool while on vacation in Panama Beach, FL. According to the photog who snapped the pics, Mama June swam about 30-40 laps in the pool ... never removing her socks.

Bradley Cooper flashed his creamy white legs while sporting a pair of incredibly short shorts and a tight white t-shirt while on the set of his new movie, "American Sniper."

Kanye West -- who thrives on anger like the rest of us do oxygen -- was sporting a strange accessory this morning in New York City ... an actual freakin' smile!!

Maybe it's time to give Kim Kardashian her props -- because ever since she got Kanye to walk down the aisle in Florence ... the guy has been way more toothy with the paparazzi than we've ever seen before.

Ahh ... that happy newlywed glow. Kinda makes ya wanna puke, right?