Mel B's Ex-Nanny Drama, Schrama ... It's All Just a Walk in the Park

Mel B's ex-nanny is enjoying a new kinda 3-way these days ... leisurely sauntering with her boo and pooch in the midst of a nasty legal war.

Lorraine Gilles and her man, Michael Bleau, walked her dog, Django, Tuesday at a park in Woodland Hills, CA -- showing zero stress from the defamation lawsuit she's launched against Mel for accusing Lorraine of having an affair with Stephen Belafonte. Not to mention, allegedly getting pregnant by him and having an abortion.

Drama ... it does the body good.

Kim Kardashian She Looks Great No Ifs, Ands or Butts

Kim Kardashian looks sensational catching some rays in Mexico, butt and all.

Kim was hot but not bothered when a paparazzo shot these pics. Fact is ... most of the shots did not profile the feature for which Kim became super famous. But the photog did sneak in 1 or 2.

Kim did grab a towel, which may have jacked the paparazzo's shots, but all in all she's looking good.

Kim was skewered on social media after pics came out showing what people say is a less than perfect butt. As far as what's showing ... it's awesome.

Meanwhile, everyone else on the trip -- including Kourtney -- is showing nothing but ass.

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Paris Jackson My Punk Rock Look Will Never Die

Paris Jackson's putting in some serious work on her acting career, and she's getting to do it her way ... punk rock chick all day!

MJ's daughter was shooting Monday in the San Fernando Valley, and sporting a look she's been rolling with for a while now. Edgy just fits the 19-year-old model and actress.

Unclear what she was shooting Monday, but last week Paris was working on Lee Daniels' "Star" alongside "Stranger Things" star Millie Bobby Brown.

She slipped into something a little more comfortable on her way home. Uggs for the win, baby!

A-Rod Only Has Eyes For J Lo

Yes, J Lo ... A-Rod is just that into you, and the poor guy couldn't even hide it Monday afternoon as the two grabbed lunch in New York City.

The couple had a fancy meal at The Sea Grill, which is just above the Rockefeller Center ice rink. Plenty of city sights to see outside, but Alex was transfixed by his date.

Be honest ... ya kind of want someone to look at you the way he's looking at Jennifer.

Smitten would be a gross understatement.

Larsa Pippen Rebounding from Scottie Split with Kardashian Bikini Trip!

Just days after deciding to move forward with her divorce, Larsa Pippen spent the weekend blowing off some steam on the beach with Kim and Kourtney Kardashian!

The girls -- along with a bunch of other hot chicks -- flew to Mexico for a girls' getaway where they frolicked on the sand in tiny bikinis and posed for photos.

As we previously reported, Larsa and Scottie tried to reconcile several times over the past couple of months but decided last week they'd be better off moving on.

Larsa clearly has support. Kourtney (judging by her bikini top), not so much.

Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Wild in Mexico ... Kim's Butt is Back in a Big Way!

Kim and Kourtney served up a treat for 2-for-1 Kardashian sisters in bikinis ... and Kim's ass is back to hogging the spotlight.

The Kardashians were down in Mexico this weekend with their gal pals -- including Brittny Gastineau, Malika Haqq and Larsa Pippen -- hitting the beach in some pretty revealing swimwear.

Kim's bikinis definitely took the cake ... and provided plenty too for the paps. Kourtney, meanwhile, seemed more focused on flashing some serious underboob.

Just a healthy reminder ... summer is coming.

Dakota Johnson & Giovanni Ribisi 50 Shades of Carpooling

Dakota Johnson and Giovanni Ribisi might be a new couple ... or they might be extremely eco-conscious.

Giovanni and the "50 Shades of Grey" star both attended celeb jeweler Jennifer Meyer's 40th birthday bash Saturday night in WeHo. We don't know if they arrived together, but they definitely split in his ride.

No word if they're banging or just carpooling pals. If this is a friendzone sitch ... it's the first time we've seen them hanging out together.

They are both single -- Ribisi ended his second marriage to model Agyness Deyn in 2015, and Dakota split from her longtime bf last year.

Amber Heard Elon Musk Go Out On a Line for Me

Elon Musk and Amber Heard strapped up and held on tight ... for a little semi-extreme fun in Australia.

The couple went ziplining in the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary on the Gold Coast. The actress and Tesla honcho had a lot on the line here, and not just because he was trusting his multi-billion dollar ass to a safety harness.

Two of Elon's 5 sons came along, so Amber had the added pressure of being dad's cool gf. She probably scored some bonus points, since she's Down Under to shoot "Aquaman" with Jason Momoa.

Looks like the couple -- coming up on 1 year together -- had a good time. Still, we gotta say ... no one, not even Elon with his riches, looks good in those helmets.

It's just a thing.

Prince William Takes a Shot In the Face!!

Prince William might be royalty, but he's not above a good squirt in the face ... especially when he's on the front lines of a marathon handing out H2O.

William and Kate were at the London Marathon Sunday, being good citizens and handing out water to runners -- and this is the thanks they got.

At least the unknown practical joker had the decency to avoid the Duchess's mug.

We're guessing Will was a good sport about it. He's been known to be a happy-go-lucky future king from time to time.

Jennifer Meyer Birthday 40th Bash Proves She Got the Friends in Tobey Divorce

Jennifer Meyer's 40th birthday party turned into THE non-Coachella celeb event of the weekend ... with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Katy Perry ... AND Orlando Bloom all showing up.

The huge bash went down at Peppermint in WeHo, where Justin Theroux was hanging with the wife and her "Friends" pal. Jessica Alba, Nicole Richie and a bunch of other celebs were inside.

As for Katy and Orlando ... no word if they saw each other inside, but there was at least a chance.

Jewelry designer Meyer and Tobey Maguire split up last year. Kinda obvious now who got the bulk of their famous pals in the breakup.

At least he's got Leo DiCaprio.

Bill O'Reilly Let's Make a Deal ... On Shoes!

Bill O'Reilly's second day of unemployment, and he's already bargain hunting ... with $25 mil falling out of his wallet.

The ousted FOX News anchor hit up Eric Comfort Shoes on Long Island, where he was lucky enough to come across a big sale. Of course, Bill could really be looking to buy the whole damn store.

He's leaving his longtime gig with a reported $25 million payout -- the equivalent of about a year's salary for O'Reilly.

No spin? He won't be hurting for money.

Cuba Gooding Jr. Working Through the Pain ... Filming with Jaden Smith

Cuba Gooding Jr. coped with the pain of his dad's death by working on his movie with Jaden Smith.

They were in Toronto shooting Friday morning -- the day after Cuba Gooding Sr. passed away. Focusing on his work seemed to do Cuba some good as he managed a few smiles with Jaden between scenes.

His father -- 72-year-old Cuba Gooding Sr. -- was found dead in his car Thursday.

Cuba Jr. powered through a long day of filming "Life in a Year" when he got the news Thursday evening, but the emotion showed on his face.

Tyga Who Needs the OG? I Got a Brand New Kylie-bot

Tyga has the perfect way to get over Kylie Jenner ... just find a new model.

He did dinner with a mystery brunette at Serafina Sunset in WeHo Thursday evening, and the attraction was obvious. Not only was Tyga staring her down like she was dessert -- and maybe she was -- the chick looks very familiar.

Young, busty, shoulder-length dark hair with a love for skin tight jeans -- and best of all -- loves to rock crop tops.

Tyga ... rebounding like Rodman!

Richard Simmons The Paps Didn't Get the Shots With Some Help from Cops

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Richard Simmons was playing with the paparazzi Thursday, with a lot of help from the LAPD.

TMZ broke the story, Simmons returned home after spending 3 days in the hospital for gastrointestinal issues.

As Richard sat in his garage waiting for cops, a photog got a pic that partially shows his face, which we haven't seen in 3 years ... except for one Bigfoot-like image last summer.

Sources who have been around Richard all tell us he's fine ... he's got a bum knee and often walks with a cane but mentally he's "all there" and is just sick of maintaining the "Richard Simmons persona."

So Thursday late afternoon ... Richard was returning home, didn't want to be seen and knew paparazzi were at his gate. So he and his housekeeper called the LAPD and apparently made things sound urgent enough that at least 4 cops showed up and ended up forming a human shield, allowing a blanket-covered Simmons to slink into his home without anyone snapping his mug.

We're told Richard was laughing about it as cops arrived, meeting him in his garage ... out of view of the paps.

Cuba Gooding Jr. Solemn on Set After Learning of Dad's Death

Cuba Gooding Jr. showed his emotions on his face Thursday after learning his father had died.

TMZ broke the story ... Cuba Gooding Sr. was found dead Thursday in the San Fernando Valley ... slumped over in his car. Cops found alcohol and drug paraphernalia and believe he OD'd.

Cuba Jr. was filming "A Life in a Year" in Toronto, Canada when he learned his 72-year-old father had passed.

The photog who took the pics says Jaden Smith, who is co-starring in the movie, was comforting Cuba.

Richard Simmons Returns Home With Police Escort

Richard Simmons just came home from the hospital ... with a little help from the LAPD, and under the cover of a blanket.

Simmons checked himself in on Monday for gastrointestinal issues. He returned home Thursday afternoon ... but there was a problem. Simmons longtime housekeeper called the LAPD and said she was followed by paparazzi, and ended up driving into the garage and hiding because she believed they might be on her property.

Cops arrived and found Richard and the housekeeper inside the garage in his Range Rover. They formed something of a human shield -- and Richard threw a blanket over his head -- and went inside the house.

We're told he's in good spirits, was laughing and seems fine health-wise.

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