Donald Trump Carly Fiorina Goes to Trump Tower ... Temps Plummet in Hell

Donald Trump is meeting with the last woman -- or next to last -- you'd ever expect ... Carly Fiorina, and her face, have arrived at Trump Tower.

The Prez-elect's opponent in the Republican primaries was escorted into the building Monday morning by Kellyanne Conway. She's reportedly interviewing to be Trump's Director of National Intelligence -- she'd be the first woman to hold the post.

You'll recall Trump said of Fiorina, "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that?"

He definitely won't have her at "Hello." Should be an interesting meeting.

Kendall Jenner and A$AP Rocky Rollin' Together

Kendall Jenner and A$AP Rocky grabbed sushi at Nobu Malibu Sunday night, making it seem like whatever fling they've got going on might be turning into something more serious.

The two were first spotted together this summer, then again in Miami at Art Basel last week.

Sunday's dinner seemed pretty casual, which could be a sign of how they're keeping things.

'Pretty Little Liars' Troian B. Let's Do It In the Woods!! Marries 'Suits' Star

Troian Bellisario's wedding day looked more like a day at summer camp, because she opted for a rustic, totally non-Hollywood, cool setting.

Spencer from "Pretty Little Liars" married Patrick Adams -- from the TV show, "Suits" -- on Rancho Dos Pueblos, outside Santa Barbara. The outdoor wedding was in a wooded park along the beach and featured not a single limo.

The groom and guests -- including Ashley Benson and Lucy Hale -- arrived on a giant white school bus. They did some things traditionally ... Troian's dad, legendary TV producer Donald Belissario, walked her down the aisle.

Troian being down with this kinda chill ceremony earns her instant "Cool Chick" status. Mazel!

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Justin Bieber Goes Full Kanye On the Paparazzi

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Justin Bieber's got more than a little Kanye West in him, and it was blatantly obvious when he hit a West Hollywood club.

Bieber pulled up outside Delilah Saturday night, and immediately reminded the paparazzi about his new rule -- no yelling at him. He's put photogs on notice before -- but this time it sounded almost word for word like a NYC run-in with Kanye a few years back.

A blond dye job doesn't seem far fetch for Justin either. Just sayin' ...

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Adele Poop Is So Funny ... To 4 Year Olds

Adele's status as a worldwide superstar who sells millions upon millions of records can't insulate her from one basic rule of life -- poop rules with toddlers.

Adele took her 4-year-old son Angelo out to the theater Saturday in Pacific Palisades, and made sure to bring his poop emoji hat -- 'cause there's no better way to keep a little boy amused. In fact, works for older boys too.

Then again ... we're assuming it's his.

Angelina Jolie Tries to Go Low Pro During Custody War

Angelina Jolie went underground while her custody battle with Brad Pitt was raging on -- and she finally surfaced once the storm passed ... for now.

Angelina was seen leaving a Los Angeles area hotel on Thursday with her kids. Our sources say she'd checked in there before the emergency hearing Wednesday morning, when Brad was trying to get their custody case sealed.

As we reported, the judge denied Brad. The exes are still operating under their temporary custody deal -- she has primary physical custody of all 6 kids, while he gets weekly visitation.

Monica, Rachel & Phoebe Why So Serious?

Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow got the band back together and, for some reason, looked kinda sour at the end of the night.

The chick half of the "Friends" did dinner at Craig's in WeHo, and by the looks on their faces ... you'd swear they were discussing foreign policy or national security over the meal. Maybe they just weren't down for cameras -- Lisa couldn't wait to hop in her Porsche as she slipped out the back door.

Then again, every celeb knows photogs are part of the deal at Craig's.

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1D's Niall Horan The Pink Slip?

Niall Horan looked like he knew he had just let a giant cat out of the bag leaving one of L.A.'s most expensive baby stores with a basket of pink stuff.

Niall's old 1D bandmate, Liam Payne, and his partner, Cheryl Cole, are reportedly expecting in early 2017, but haven't revealed the sex of their baby. Naturally 1D fans jumped to the conclusion the girly stuff Niall's toting is for the couple.

Of course, it's possible the basket is for someone else ... after all, it is the holidays and Liam and Cheryl are hunkered down in London.

Mariah Carey I Don't Do Rain! Send in My Umbrella Team

Mariah Carey gets the royal treatment ... especially in the rain. But her supposed new boy toy Bryan Tanaka -- not so much.

A 3 person crew made their best attempt to keep Mimi dry Tuesday night as she arrived at the Empire State Building for a lighting ceremony. Bryan had just 1 schmoe.

But he gets to cavort with Mariah ... so that explains the smirk.

Jennifer Aniston Up for Game of Tag! (Yep, Happens to Her Too)

Jennifer Aniston is either a returnaholic or her stylist committed a major faux pas sending the celeb to her NYC movie premiere with her jacket's retail tags waving ... "HELLO!"

We're banking on the latter, but either way ... looks like Jen was trying to shed the pricey cover up as she walked into the "Office Christmas Party" event Monday night. Her assistant better have a tight grip on it this morning though.

The size 36 (European, we're assuming) Celine coat goes for $2k and up.

Dave Chappelle & Courtney Love New Besties Do Miami

Dave Chappelle and Courtney Love put on a smoke show in Miami.

Dave and Courtney -- ciggies in hand -- partied this weekend in South Beach -- first catching a Madonna concert, then hitting up an after party at the Faena Hotel.

If Dave's looking for material for his $60 million Netflix stand-up comedy specials, he went to the right place. Courtney's hysterical ... in her own way.

Ryan Seacrest Out Ridin' With His Ex-GF

Ryan Seacrest is doing some backpedaling with his ex-GF, Shayna Taylor.

They broke up about 2 years ago, but looked like they were very much back on Sunday during a bike ride on Venice Beach.

We're told they're not officially a thing again ... yet, but Shayna was his date to Guess co-founder Paul Marciano's wedding in Bora Bora over Thanksgiving weekend.

Maybe Seacrest's finally got himself a ride or die.

Bethenny Frankel Get It Together, Girls!

Here's Bethenny Frankel trying her best to relax poolside in Miami.

Bethenny to friend: Does this bikini make my boobs fall out?

Friend: Yes.

Bethenny: Perfect.

Farrah Abraham Santa Claus Is Coming ...

Farrah Abraham put her festive snow globes on display while wading in a kiddie pool in Texas ... without her kid.

The OG Teen Mom may be expecting Santa down her chimney, but we all know which door he's taking.

Sam Smith 'Memba Me? I'm Alive, Chilling with Nicole

Sam Smith damn near fell off the face of the planet this year -- but resurfaced in London Thursday night with some hot arm candy, Nicole Scherzinger.

The two hit up the Toy Room nightclub ... which wouldn't be a big deal, except for the fact virtually no one's seen Sam since his April performance at Coachella.

Cancel the APB.

Kanye & Kim Christmas As Usual Around the House

Kanye West will be recovering in the yuletide spirit -- it's full steam ahead on Kardashian-sized holiday decorations at his house, days after leaving UCLA Medical Center.

It took at least half a dozen workers to squeeze a giant Christmas tree -- looks to be at least 25 feet tall -- through the doors of Kim and Kanye's Bel-Air home.

There was also a huge water delivery. As we previously reported, 'Ye's doc told cops the rapper's temporary psychosis was brought on by sleep deprivation and extreme dehydration ... although we've since learned Kanye's issues run much deeper than that.

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