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The answer is ... nothing -- although Irina Shayk's little black dress made it seem like she had something in the oven Thursday night in London.

Irina hit up Mark's Club in London with fellow model Lara Stone -- flashing max cleavage, but everyone's looking a little lower. Yeah, it kinda looked like she had a little extra in the belly area, and honestly ... we had to look closely more than twice.

But the dress is just a poor-fitting, optical illusion. Check out a side view of the supermodel 3 weeks ago.

We'll consider this confirmation, Bradley Cooper -- you're in the clear.

Courtney Stodden's Halloween spirit is what nightmares are made of.

Courtney's clearly riffing off the clown crisis that's ravaged America ... only in her case some simple black tape, fishnet stockings and colorful balloons did the trick.

Oh ... and she's topless.

Kim Kardashian caught hubby Kanye's first in an installment of L.A. concerts Tuesday night ... with no fanfare.

Kim was carted quickly inside after driving up to The Forum.

It's the second night we've seen her out since her Parisian jewel heist. Looks like she's sans jewelry.

Kim Kardashian finally broke out of hermit-mode following the Paris robbery -- stepping out Monday night for a dessert run with her BFF Jonathan Cheban.

It's the first time Kim's emerged with her face uncovered since she got back to L.A. a few weeks ago, and as she promised ... she's definitely keeping things low key.

She rocked an oversized hoodie and, other than some lip gloss, no makeup. Even her footwear screamed, "I need a break."

Matthew McConaughey is already teaching his son, Levi, how you just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N ... the healthy way.

The two went for a mile run while on vacation in Honolulu, where the elder McConaughey was promoting the military's "Rock the Troops" concert over the weekend.

Levi, who's 8, barely broke a sweat, but can't say the same for Matt. He just keeps getting older, but the ...

Lady Gaga's giving construction workers something to whistle at -- or in this case ... something to drool over.

Gaga was out in NYC Monday, strolling down the street and going about her business in some rather high-rising Daisy Dukes.

Tobey Maguire could use a shave, because he looks like he has more important things on his mind.

The actor ventured out in L.A. Monday ... the first time he's been seen since announcing he and his wife were splitting up after 9 years of marriage. Spidey's still wearing red these days -- but gym shorts aren't quite as cool.

Maguire's ex, Jennifer Meyer, was seen out in public last week ... and she seemed pretty chill.

**MAJOR "GAME OF THRONES" SPOILER ALERT**

Just in ... new photos fresh from the 'GOT' set in Spain and they appear to reveal a MAJOR plot point for season 7.

The pics contain shots of Jon Snow reaching out to shake hands with another major star of the series -- an alliance that could have a HUGE impact in Westeros.

So, you gotta ask yourself ... do you REALLY want to know who's on the other end of the shake?

Do you?

Last chance ...

Donald Sterling went looking for stuff older than he is -- but he did it with a chick quite a bit younger than him.

The 82-year-old ex-Clippers owner was cruising antique shops in Bev Hills Thursday with a hot blonde on his arm and his best b-boy vest on his back. Looks like he got some smartphone lessons too.

Seems too little too late for Sterling to embrace hip-hop culture, but if you're gonna do it, Donald -- try the red down jacket next time, dawg. Just sayin' ...

Derrick Rose's lawyer says the media had a racist agenda against 3 black defendants in the civil rape case -- but says the mostly white jury was able to see the truth.

The NBA star was all smiles on his way out of court -- and while he barely talked, his attorney, Mark Baute, played the role of mouthpiece and unloaded on reporters.

"The media reporting was biased against the black men," Haute said ... "blatantly obvious."

"We're just very relieved that the system worked. We had a jury of 7 white people and 1 hispanic who exonerated 3 black men. It was fantastic."

But get this ... before they left the courthouse, Rose and his team posed for pictures WITH JURORS!!!

In fact, the two male jurors in the photo (taken by Deadspin's Diana Moskovitz) told the media they were not Rose fans before the trial ... but judging by the pic, they are now.

One of the happy couples from "Bachelor in Paradise" couldn't keep their hands off each other in Cancun ... and Amanda Stanton's got the welts on her ass to prove it.

Amanda and former pro baseball player, Josh Murray were spotted kissing and playing ... hard. Check out the photos of them roughhousing on the beach.

Lindsay Lohan keeps calling him just a business partner/dear friend, but photos say otherwise.

LiLo was swapping spit over the weekend with Greek restaurateur Dennis Papageorgiou at Bouzoukia nightclub in Athens. He's the money behind LOHAN ... the new club he and Lindsay opened in Athens Saturday night.

Newly hitched couple, Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth, took their bulldog out for some family fun this weekend.

Shia and Mia were spotted at a dog park in L.A. with their boy, Brando ... just days after their quickie Vegas marriage. Shia's wedding band looks to be a perfect fit.

That's a heavy load. Brando, not marriage.

Everything's coming up roses for Justin Bieber in London, and he shared the love with a group of adoring Beliebers ... and possibly his old gf.

Justin's "Purpose Tour" hit London town Saturday night, but before heading to the after-party at Tape nightclub, he took time to hand out red and pink roses to the screaming fans waiting outside.

We're told he dropped about 100 pounds with a street vendor for the flowers -- but even more interesting is the fact Sofia Richie was also at the club.

They didn't go in together and she walked out solo. Unclear if the bachelor Biebs saved a rose for Sofia. But yes ... we're saying there's a chance.

Donald Trump's turning to a higher power in the homestretch of the campaign.

The Republican presidential nominee was at St. Patrick's Cathedral Friday morning in NYC. Trump was flanked by Melania and his campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway.

He's denied all the recent allegations of sexual misconduct, and even promised to sue.

Billy Bush has been off the job for only a day ... but he's already in full relax mode.

Paps got Billy out in Encino Monday in sweatpants and flip-flops.

Billy's apologized for his part in the "Access Hollywood" video but it clearly didn't sit well with his bosses. He's been indefinitely suspended, and NBC sources say it's highly unlikely he'll return to "Today."