Beyonce & Jay Z Jet Skis will Never Sink Us!!!

Beyonce and Jay Z were fully protected on their jet skis ... so protected they barely got wet.

The famous couple hit the water with helmets, life jackets, in Jay's case a wet suit, and shades as they cruised the coast.

They made it back to their yacht without incident.

'Bachelor in Paradise' Lace Morris It's All in the Wrist

"Bachelor in Paradise" star Lace Morris is literally handing out clues about her relationship with co-star Grant Kemp.

We caught Lace showing off a "Grace" tattoo Monday night at LAX. The tattoo's reportedly a combination of Grant and Lace. TMZ broke the story ... Grant and Lace end up engaged on 'BiP.'

And clearly they're not hiding it.

Amy Winehouse Look-alike is Father Approved

Amy Winehouse's dad gave his late daughter's look-alike the ultimate blessing ... posing arm-in-arm.

Mitch joined up with Frankie Jordan over the weekend during an event for the Amy Winehouse Foundation. Frankie's the star of the tribute show "Dear Amy."

#RIPAmy #WeMissYou

Adriana Lima Carries Olympic Torch in Rio Doesn't Get Mugged, Kidnapped, Zika

Here's supermodel Adriana Lima carrying the Olympic torch through the streets of Rio Thursday night ... and as far we know, nothing bad happened.

The opening ceremony is set to go down Friday afternoon -- Gisele is rumored to be a part of the show and Pele is expected to light the Olympic cauldron.

#GoUSA

Britney Spears Glorious ... In Wet Bikini

Britney Spears mixed business with pleasure this week flying to Hawaii on the heels of her new album announcement.

It's called "Glory" ... which works too when you see Brit in these photos. She's baaaaaaaaack ... and got some too.

Sasha Obama Now Serving ... Summer Job on the Vineyard

Sasha Obama is working for the summer -- or at least a very small part of it -- at a restaurant on Martha's Vineyard.

Sasha is checking out customers at the register and bussing tables at Nancy's ... a seafood restaurant. Of course, the 15-year-old employee comes with her own entourage.

She reportedly was accompanied by 6 Secret Service agents, who gave her room to work ... sitting outside the popular tourist eatery while she put in her time -- about 4 hours a day.

This won't be a long-term gig. She's just working this week until the rest of the Obamas arrive for a 2 week vacation.

The pay, by the way, reportedly about $12 to $15 per hour, typically. Plus tips.

Ben Affleck Utility Belt FAIL! Batman Nearly Drops Trou

Ben Affleck's out of the loop in London.

The usually suave Affleck looked a hot mess Wednesday night rushing into the "Suicide Squad" premiere after-party -- belt askew, fly open and pants barely hanging on.

His face says it all.

Shaq I Can Be Inconspicuous ...

Miss Bumbum 2016 Forget the Olympics ... It's All About Brazil's Best Butts

The Summer Olympics in Rio are less than a week away, but the hottest contest down there is Miss Bumbum 2016 -- and all signs point to a stiff competition.

Check out these shots of this year's frontrunners ... though we suspect no one's looking at their fronts.

Cristiano Ronaldo Kissing Smokin' Hot Mystery Chick ... At Miami Pool

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Seems someone has finally tamed the tan stallion ... because Cristiano Ronaldo was getting VERY up close and personal with a hot blonde in Miami this weekend ... and even planted a kiss on her!

The two were all about the PDA -- holding each other in the pool ... and literally getting on top of each other on the deck chairs.

At one point, a smokin' hot friend came over and began smackin' the lady on her butt -- and no one complained.

Despite all the attention, Ronaldo has yet to put her on his Instagram page -- so, it's not official ... at least not yet.

11:09 AM PT -- MYSTERY SOLVED!!!

The woman is Cassandre Davis -- a Florida-based fitness model who's racked up more than 500k instagram followers due to her ass-centric workout videos.

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Jay Z Motorboatin' With Beyonce

Jay Z and Beyonce are running the best damn summer camp EVER for Blue Ivy ... latest stop -- Monaco!!!

The Carters hit the Mediterranean with their daughter and some friends over the weekend. Check out the pics ... Bey looked flawless while Hova rocked a Gilligan bucket hat.

This trip came just a few days after Blue was sleeping in Mom and Dad's $19,000/night suite in Paris.

First day of school's gonna suck for her.

Kylie Jenner Check Out My See-Through Birthday Suit

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Kylie Jenner got her birthday party started early -- and she did it partially nude ... naturally.

The soon-to-be 19-year-old rolled deep Sunday night with her whole 'KUWTK' krew into The Nice Guy for a huge party ... 10 days before her actual born day.

Kim Kardashian showed up with a new short 'do ... and Tyga also showed up, but the birthday girl could not be upstaged.

KJ was the sheer winner.

Lindsay Lohan Boobs Ahoy! Major Spill on Yacht Trip

Lindsay Lohan is just barely holding it together ... and the 'it' we're referring to is her rack.

LiLo had way too much confidence in a strappy black wrap Saturday as she ventured out on the island of Sardinia. She's still yachting around Italy with friends during her getaway from fiance Egor Tarabasov.

As we first told you ... Linds thinks they can work things out after their blowout fight in London, and you can see she's still flashing her engagement ring.

No doubt, it's gonna be a struggle ... for those tassels! Damn.

#NoSupport

Love & Hip Hop's Althea Eaton Fresh Outta Jail

"Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta" star Althea Eaton is a free woman again after spending just over a week behind bars.

Althea cruised out of an ATL jail Friday ... already rocking her heels and looking like she's ready for the weekend.

Althea was reportedly jailed after a restraining order hearing -- her estranged fiance, Benzino, was getting one against her, and she allegedly made contact with him after court. Major no-no ... and the judge locked her up for it.

Did the crime, did the time -- now turn up, girl!

Irina Shayk Teeny Bikini Goes Missing ... Bradley Cooper Misses Out

We're not really sure why Irina Shayk even bothered with this bikini.

The supermodel was on vacay with Bradley Cooper -- they moved on to the Italian isle of Sardinia.

Looks like Irina was solo on the beach as her butt was devouring a micro bikini. Bradley? For some reason he was playing tennis.

Julia Roberts said it best ... big mistake, Bradley. Huge.

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