David Guetta Gets Filthy in Ibiza

David Guetta's got major dirt on his GF, and she's got it on him too ... 'cause it's just what ya do in Ibiza.

The EDM superstar and Jessica Ledon went mudding on one of the islands near Ibiza ... just like Kate Hudson did a couple weeks ago.

Everything's better with mud ... and bikinis.

Lindsay Lohan's Fiance I'm Back in the Game

Egor Tarabasov put himself back in the danger zone as far as Lindsay Lohan's concerned.

Her millionaire fiance hit up London's Chiltern Firehouse Thursday night -- the first time we've seen him out on the town since his blowout fight with Lindsay ... which led to her fleeing the country.

The Firehouse is like Craig's in West Hollywood -- celebs only go when they wanna be seen.

So it sure looks like he's sending a message to LiLo: You go hang on yachts, I'll be here in clubs.

Lindsay Lohan Baby Bump ... Or Breakfast Burrito?

Lindsay Lohan's definitely showing ... mixed signals.

She's still hanging with friends on a yacht in Sardinia, Italy ... and this time we see what appears to be a bump ... of sorts.

You'll recall Lindsay went on a social media tirade -- and teased on Twitter she's pregnant -- after her blow-up with fiance Egor Tarabasov. Last time we saw her, Lindsay was smoking a cig, which is a major no-no when there's a bun in the oven.

News she's pregnant hasn't been confirmed ... and for all we know she coulda just been trying to stick it to Egor with a guilt trip. Interestingly enough ... sources tell TMZ Lindsay has privately told some family members she's preggo.

We'll anxiously wait for the second trimester.

Tinashe 'Baywatch' Ain't Got Nothin' On Me Check Out This Spread

Tinashe NEEDS a cameo in the new "Baywatch" movie looking as good as she does from a lifeguard tower.

The R&B singer was caught filming beach scenes for a new music video in Malibu. She's definitely got the red swimsuit down -- and it's better than anything you've seen on "Baywatch."

Usain Bolt I HAVE ARRIVED ... Touches Down In Rio

Behold ... BOLT IS IN BRAZIL!!!

The fastest man EVER landed in Rio Thursday morning -- and greeted the fans with an "I am here" pose.

Bolt was greeted by fans and media -- but didn't say a word ... just gesturing with his hands before being whisked off in a private car.

Bolt's gunning for a "triple-triple" at the 2016 Games -- looking to win gold in all 3 of his events (100m, 200m and 4x100m) for the 3rd Olympics in a row.

But Team USA sprinter Justin Gatlin says he ain't gonna let it happen -- telling "TMZ Sports" he "guarantees" victory over his Olympic rival.

Should be fun!!!

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Lindsay Lohan I'm On a Boat ... Ciao, Egor!

Lindsay Lohan is getting by with a little help from her friends ... and a yacht captain doesn't hurt either when you're dealing with a broken engagement.

Lindsay popped up on board a boat in Sardinia, Italy on Tuesday, clearly looking to put some space between herself and fiance Egor Tarabasov. As we've reported, she fled London after the weekend blow up where she accused Egor of strangling her -- and police responded to their apartment.

LiLo admitted she made a mistake when she exposed the fight -- she called it "private matters" -- by blasting it all over social media. She says she's now taking time for herself ... all while staying in touch with her 7 million followers.

Solitude. It's not for everyone.

Eddie Murphy Modern Family ... Smoking HOT Edition

Eddie Murphy was a proud Beverly Hills pop at the premiere of his daughter Bria's new movie, "Amateur Night" -- proud of her and of his choice in women.

Ed was smack in the middle of what might be the hottest family photo op ever ... with current gf and baby mama Paige Butcher, Bria, his ex-wife, Nicole, and their other daughter, Shayne.

It's Bria's first feature film role. We don't know how the movie is, but it made this pic happen, so it's already worth it.

Try not to feel too bad if your modern fam doesn't look like this.

Mariah Carey My Fiance's Got A Real Hold On Me

Mariah Carey and billionaire fiance James Packer could've filmed an alternate version of her "Touch My Body" video while partying Sunday night at a nightclub in Capri.

The couple packed on some serious PG-13 PDA next to the DJ booth.

Mariah seemed to be a handful, but nothing Packer couldn't handle.

Alessandra Ambrosio Making a Splash with Sofia Richie Look, But Don't Touch!

Alessandra Ambrosio's on an endless yacht vacation that just gets better and better ... courtesy of her smoking hot friends, including Sofia Richie.

Lionel's model daughter is hanging with Alessandra and co. off the coast of Ibiza. They've been going cray cray on vacay -- holding hands leaping into the water, dancing with each other ... and showering on deck. Lots of showering.

Important note -- Sofia's 17. For 30 more days.

Miley Cyrus Out with Liam ... Mocks Trump

At first glance, Miley Cyrus looks like she's all in for team Trump ... but always read the fine print.

Miley and Liam Hemsworth hit up Nobu in Malibu on Sunday, and she walked out sporting what looked very much like one of Donald Trump's campaign caps. Not exactly -- the red cap actually reads, "Make America Gay Again."

Seemed like Miley was trying to avoid cameras as they left the hot spot, but she ain't gonna get it done wearing that hat.

Just sayin'.

Khloe Kardashian I'm RIPPED Everywhere, But Still Got Booty!!!

Khloe Kardashian literally ripped her pants off piece by piece ... or so it seemed.

Some things change, but a Kardashian will always deliver from behind.

Donald Trump There Goes the Son

Donald Trump captivated just about everyone at the RNC with his 1 hour 16 minute speech ... except his son.

Barron Trump started out strong, but faded midway through the longest acceptance speech in 44 years.

The 10-year-old tried toughing it out but lost the battle toward the end.

Father forgive him ...

Quentin Tarantino 'Kill Bill' Is Beneath Me

Quentin Tarantino had his "Kill Bill" kicks on full display Thursday afternoon for a lunch meeting at the Chateau Marmont.

Feet are a well-known fetish of the legendary director -- but his 'KB' shoes still aren't as cool as the pair he wore for his cement print at the Chinese Theatre.

Model Doutzen Kroes Adds Dutch Treats To Ultimate Model Party

Former Victoria's Secret angel Doutzen Kroes joined the yacht party that could totally pass for a runway fashion show.

The Netherlands native hopped on the same yacht in St. Tropez where we've seen Alessandra Ambrosio, Joan Smalls, Lily Donaldson and Constance Jablonski ... soaking up the sun and getting very wet.

There's a very lucky towel boy somewhere on that boat.

Eva Longoria Missed the Memo On Nude Beaches

Eva Longoria got an eyeful of asses and boobs while committing a major faux pas.

The actress and hubby, Jose Baston, are on vacation in Ibiza and caught a free show on a nude beach. They did NOT join in the au naturel fun.

In their defense ... pretty much ALL the beaches are nude over there. God bless 'em.

Cristiano Ronaldo's Ex Bikini Vacay in Italy While CR7 Hangs with Eva Longoria

It's been a year and half since Cristiano Ronaldo and bikini model Irina Shayk broke up -- but they're each doing okay ... with Shayk chillin' with Bradley Cooper in Italy and CR7 partying with Eva Longoria in Spain.

Irina and Bradley have been together since April 2015 -- though they haven't spoken publicly about their relationship.

Ronaldo, on the other hand, hasn't settled down at all -- and has been spotted out with all sorts of different ladies since the big split.

He's currently in Ibiza -- where he ran into Eva Longoria.

But the real love of Ronaldo's life ... himself ... the dude takes more selfies than Paris Hilton -- and recently busted out the selfie stick to get the perfect angle on his yacht.

Enjoy the eye candy.

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