Nick Nolte Dirty Laundry

Nick Nolte needs someone to have his back.

Nick strolled into a supermarket Sunday in Malibu with a shirt that's a prime Clorox candidate ... and an iron would also help.

Fine ... we'll get off his back.

Celine Dion All Hail the Queen!!!

Celine Dion gave the royal wave to her subjects in France.

The singer popped through her Mercedes-Benz sunroof Thursday and greeted fans on the streets of Paris in classic Celine style.

Your move, Elizabeth.

Bill Cosby Loser Flies Home

Bill Cosby took the sting out of a major court defeat by getting the hell out of Dodge ... on a private jet.

A dejected looking Cosby boarded the plane after a Pennsylvania judge ruled his attorneys would not be allowed to cross-examine Andrea Constand during the preliminary hearing. His team felt it was Cosby's "constitutional right" to confront his accuser in court.

Cosby is set to stand trial for drugging and molesting Constand in 2004.

His attorneys say they will appeal Thursday's ruling in the state's Supreme Court.

Ciara & Russell Wilson Wedding Night Banging Is Exhausting

Russell Wilson looks like his wedding night with Ciara was everything he dreamed of and more.

The newlyweds couldn't possibly have looked more drained on their way out of their hotel following their wedding in Liverpool.

They famously said they planned to be celibate until marriage. Check out the gallery -- everything about them says ... worth the wait.

Soooo ... now what?

Mariah Carey Honey, Play Me On Our Boat!!!

Mariah Carey and James Packer have both an interesting and obvious choice in the music they pipe on his yacht ... Mariah Carey.

Mimi and billionaire boo James Packer are cruising Capri in his massive boat.

Check out the TV on the yacht with the playlist featuring Mariah's mega-hit, "Honey."

Carrie Underwood Glistens in Cabo

Carrie Underwood slipped into her best neon pink and soaked up some rays in Mexico.

Carrie and her hubby, NHL star Mike Fisher, are vacationing in Cabo. Check out the pics ... Carrie couldn't look hotter and brighter.

Wild guess ... Carrie laid out Mike's trunks too.

Justin Bieber This Is How We Roll, Little Bro

Justin Bieber gave his baby brother a taste of baller's paradise ... docking his yacht for lunch.

The Biebs and his 6-year-old bro, Jaxon, hit up Seaspice in Miami Tuesday for some grub ... pear and Gorgonzola ravioli, short ribs and mojitos ... Jaxon's was virgin.

The tab topped $300 ... and the Biebs made the waiter's day with a $200 tip.

See ... Justin is a role model.

Hillary Clinton More Server Problems Menu Challenged

Hillary Clinton strained mightily to read a menu as she stomped with the Prez in North Carolina.

Clinton -- who got an enormously lucky break from the FBI Director, despite a criminal law that explicitly says it's a crime to do what she did (using gross negligence in mishandling classified docs) -- chowed down on BBQ at Midwood Smokehouse.

Obama was at the ready with a wad of cash.

The Prez carries cash? Who knew.

Justin Bieber New Chica is Selena Gomez 2.0

Justin Bieber's new gal pal has a striking resemblance ... to one Selena Gomez.

The Biebs was chillin' with Puerto Rican model Alexandra Rodriguez on a yacht down in Miami. Hard to tell ... but she might be wearing his swim trunks ... which doesn't do her any justice. Check out the pics below ... Alexandra can wear the hell out of a red bikini.

Justin definitely knows how to ride.

Teresa Giudice Independence Day ... From Joe

Teresa Giudice celebrated Fourth of July with her kids ... without Joe.

The 'Real Housewives' star and the kiddos spent the holiday at the Jersey Shore. Check out the photos ... Teresa's the pic of happy on the sand.

We're guessing Joe's 4th was more austere ... in a 6 x 8. He's 4 months into a 41-month prison stint.

Interesting fashion choices by Teresa.

#joexit.

Jessica Alba I Got Junk in My Trunk

Jessica Alba was involved in a massive July 4th pileup at a grocery store.

The actress went wild shopping the aisles in Malibu. There were so many grocery bags Jessica could barely shut the back hatch.

Potluck's so much easier.

Kevin Durant Clippers Honchos Arrive for Meeting ... DeAndre, Ballmer & Doc

The Clippers have landed in NY -- with DeAndre Jordan, Doc Rivers and Steve Ballmer all laser focused on signing Kevin Durant.

The Clippers trio touched down in the Hamptons -- where they're reportedly set to meet with KD, who became an unrestricted free agent on Friday.

Ballmer and Rivers managed to pry Jordan out of an essentially done deal with the Dallas Mavericks last year -- but can they work their same magic on Durant???

We'll see ...

Demi Lovato I'm Putting My Butt On the Tanline

Demi Lovato made sure the rays caught all her good parts while lounging poolside in Miami.

We'd say she looked bent out of shape over her recent breakup with longtime BF Wilmer Valderrama, but these pics prove otherwise.

Everyone wins when Demi's watching out for tan lines.

Julianne Hough I Landed Myself A Big One

Julianne Hough had the best eyes on the lines at Disneyland ... fiance and NHL star Brooks Laich, who's a whole head taller than her.

The couple hit the park Wednesday and made it on to most of the rides, which would make anyone hungry.

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