Johnny Depp Assistant Says Texts Were Doctored

Johnny Depp's assistant, Stephen Deuters, tells TMZ, the texts that were posted in which he allegedly apologized to Amber Heard for Johnny's violent behavior are heavily doctored ... and he never said Johnny attacked her.

Deuters says he knows of no acts of abuse toward Amber at the hands of Johnny and has never made such a claim to anyone. He adds, Johnny has never been violent toward anyone he knows.

Deuters says the texts themselves are suspicious because they don't even show a date.

Bottom line ... he says he will testify under oath he never had a conversation about alleged violence with Amber.

Kate Hudson Gotta Cool My Hot Toasted Buns

Kate Hudson made sure she got plenty of sun where it normally don't shine during her Hawaiian vacation.

Kate's on Oahu for a girls trip with mom Goldie Hawn.

She can juggle two baby daddies and a rumored fling with a 20-something and still look good in a bikini.

DJ Ruckus & Shanina Shaik Hard and Creamy

DJ Ruckus is twice the winner in Miami ... showing off his sculpted bod with his Victoria's Secret model/fiancee by his side.

Ruckus and Shanina Shaik were spotted in Miami Beach Wednesday where he worked out at the world famous 5th St. Gym before juicing up with his boo.

They looked serene ... probably cause they didn't bump into Tyson Beckford.

Calvin Harris Car Wreck Injuries Look Worse Than Reps Claimed

Calvin Harris -- it seems -- has at least one lingering injury from his car accident ... just check out his bum ear.

Calvin arrived at LAX Tuesday with a bruised and misshapen right lobe.

TMZ broke the story ... Calvin was in a terrible car crash May 20 and taken by ambulance to the hospital, but bailed against doctor's advice when he couldn't get a private room. His people told us he left because his only injury was a small cut on his nose, but that doesn't appear to be the case.

Taylor Swift's BF had flown to London, though it's unclear why. He's already cancelled 4 gigs.

By comparison, check out this photo showing his left ear ... which seems fine. Clearly, something's still up on the right side.

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Make Out ... With a Chick!

LeAnn Rimes locked up "Wife of the Year" -- just an educated guess -- by sucking face with a smoking hot girlfriend in front of Eddie Cibrian.

The couple was hanging in Malibu on Monday for a family BBQ, but their family fun probably looked much different from yours. LeAnn and a redheaded bikini-clad chick went on a selfie-fest on the beach, complete with full mouth kisses. No clue who the friend is, but they're VERY close.

LeAnn and her husband hugged a little bit too ... if you're into that.

Eddie's birthday is a couple of weeks away, but we're thinking he's good to go.

Madonna & Rocco Gonna Dress You Up ... In a Mask

Madonna finally got what she wanted ... her son Rocco back in New York City and she's wasting no time getting in some QT.

Madge took Rocco, older sis Lourdes and some pals out Tuesday to the off-Broadway show "Sleep No More." They all left wearing masks -- it's part of the show -- but their cover was already blown.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie made peace a couple months ago in their custody war over Rocco -- and it looks like he's out of school in the U.K. now, and ready to hang with Mom.

Happy ending for everyone.

Cristiano Ronaldo The Champ Is Here ... Wet & Shirtless

Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his championship the same way he won it -- very, very shirtless ... except now he's on a yacht.

The soccer star -- fresh off scoring the decisive penalty kick to give Real Madrid its 11th UEFA Champions League title -- was hanging with friends Sunday catching rays and a dip off the coast in Ibiza, Spain.

It's like he never got dressed after ripping off his jersey. And, honestly ... why should he?

Johnny Depp I'm Doing Good Deeds Overseas

Johnny Depp was playing ear doctor over in Portugal as his estranged wife was in court getting a restraining order against him.

Johnny and his band, the Hollywood Vampires, are in Lisbon to headline the Rock in Rio festival ... and a few hours before they hit the stage, they teamed up with the Starkey Hearing Foundation to help fit people with hearing aids.

If he's worried about Amber Heard's domestic violence allegations ... Depp certainly didn't show it during the charity event.

As we've reported, his camp denies he hit Heard.

Amber Heard Falls Apart After Court

Amber Heard broke down in tears moments after leaving the courthouse ... where she was granted a temporary restraining order against Johnny Depp.

Amber maintained a stone-faced demeanor as she walked out, but was visibly distraught and in tears once she got inside her waiting vehicle.

As we've reported ... Johnny now has to stay 100 yards away from Amber, at least until a hearing in June. Johnny's side says the domestic violence allegations are completely fabricated.

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Beyonce I'm #2 I Need to Try Harder

Beyonce is just one step from strapping on a sandwich board that reads, "Buy my album, please."

Bey and Jay Z took a post-dinner stroll through Midtown NYC Thursday, which doesn't happen often ... making it all look suspiciously promotional.

BTW ... Bey's album fell to No. 2 after only one week at the top ... toppled by Drake's "Views" ... so Bey's hustle is very real.

Charlotte McKinney Hollywood Can Be So Cold

Charlotte McKinney went shopping in Malibu, where it's apparently still sweater weather.

Charlotte's boobs are kinda like Michael Jordan and the 1996 Bulls -- she can't stop 'em, she can only hope to contain 'em.

Khloe Kardashian This is What Divorcing Looks Like

Khloe Kardashian showed up at a family shindig ... looking like she's fully back in the game after filing for divorce.

The family weirdly went to Nobu in Malibu to celebrate Scott Disick's birthday ... with 'KUWTK' cameras rolling. It's unclear why the family is embracing him ... but on the other hand it's perfectly clear, right?

TMZ broke the story ... Khloe filed for divorce from Lamar Odom Thursday ... her second attempt.

Justin Bieber Gets a Steak in Nicola Peltz

Justin Bieber's back in the dating game with an on-screen hottie ... or so it seems.

The Biebs and actress Nicola Peltz -- she starred on "Bates Motel" and 'Transformers' -- arrived for a dinner date at Mastro's Steakhouse in Bev Hills Wednesday night. She looked casual in black, while Justin looked parched ... in a severe sunburn.

He's a freak for some sun.

Kylie Jenner I Still Got A Hand On Tyga

Kylie Jenner is blue after her breakup with Tyga ... and the blue looks fabulous on the Ferrari he gave her before she dumped him.

Kylie zipped through L.A. Wednesday in the $260k whip Tyga gifted her on her 18th birthday. It's had a couple of paint jobs ... she got it white, but, ya know.

Later that night, she went bowling with PartyNextDoor.

Kourtney & Scott Dinner For Two

Exes Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick left their 3 little ones behind and got a table for 2 Tuesday night.

They did dinner in Calabasas, but there's next to no chance they get back together this time -- since Scott's already flaunting a new GF. Can't imagine that came up at all.

This was most likely just a co-parenting catch-up, but Kourt's boots scream ... you're missing out, pal.

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