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Arnold Schwarzenegger's youngest son can EASILY revive "Conan the Barbarian" if Hollywood comes callin' ... just hand the kid a sword.

Joseph Baena was tossing the pigskin, shirtless on the beach in Malibu -- and the 18-year-old college student unintentionally struck a lot of the poses his father did back in the '80s.

Michael Strahan's wide grin Tuesday morning on "Good Morning America" said it all -- there's no more bitterness or awkwardness to deal with at the office.

Days after he and Kelly Ripa parted ways ... Strahan's happily working his new full-time gig with 'GMA.'

Parting isn't always such sweet sorrow. Sometimes it's just sweet.

Scott Disick is good at what he does -- whatever that is -- because he's managed to snag a new girlfriend and at the same time and in the same city squire his baby mama's mother and sister around.

Scott was in Cannes Monday, rubbing elbows with Kris Jenner and holding hands with Kendall at Paul Allen's yacht party.

Definitely got game.

Christine Burke, the woman the photo agency identified as Scott's make-out partner, just said the photo is not her ... she says she's not even in France, and the lady is just a dead ringer for her.

Scott Disick sucked face in a big way over the weekend in the South of France.

Scott was all over Christine Burke, one of the women he hangs with from time to time. They were in Cannes, presumably to party with all the celebs who were there for the film festival.

It's super interesting ... 20-year-old Christine is a dead ringer for Kendall Jenner.

Orlando Boom and Katy Perry are so good right now ... and they're making sure everyone knows it while they laugh it up in the South of France.

The couple had a blast during a fancy yacht party. Based on the optics ... Katy's COMPLETELY over whatever went down in Vegas between Orlando and Selena Gomez.

They were aboard Russian businessman Roman Abramovich's 556 ft. yacht off the coast of Cannes.

It's the kinda luxury that makes it easier to get over stuff.

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie may be divorced, but the bitterness that triggered it seems on the surface to be all but gone.

Hilary and Mike took their son, Luca, Sunday on a stroll through Bev Hills, and they looked like the best of friends ... touching and even kissing.

Friends after divorce ... it's going around.

Amal Clooney's dress made her a dead ringer for Belle at the Cannes Film Festival ... until the long flowing train on her dress decided to go rogue.

Amal was dressed to kill Thursday for her husband George Clooney's "Money Monster" premiere. Julia Roberts, Jodie Foster and Dominic West were there too, but Amal's dress brought the procession to a halt. It's cool ... she had George to rescue her.

Ryan Gosling's so ridiculously good looking he mesmerizes chicks of all species.

The new papa showed some love Thursday to a Labrador Retriever that greeted him outside "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert." Looked like they were both into the show of affection -- although Ryan wasn't the one with his ass in the air.

One day Louis Tomlinson is changing diapers, the next he's sippin' Pacifico and taking off his girlfriend's bikini top in the Mexican sunshine.

Louis took a break from dad duties with 4-month-old Freddie for a vacay with girlfriend Danielle Campbell, who needed his help getting rid of her tan lines.

Charlotte McKinney could barely contain herself Wednesday night as she left The Nice Guy.

One small step for Charlotte was like one giant leap for her tank top, which kept getting smaller and smaller with each step.

Vita Sidorkina's making one hell of a case for Victoria's Secret to keep its swimwear line.

The 22-year-old Russian model was one of several VS Angels flaunting their talents Tuesday in Miami Beach ... as the lingerie giant rolls out its swimwear line in time for summer.

Ozzy Osbourne surfaced a long way from home Tuesday, and while he's looking every bit like a guy in a crisis -- it also looks like he's not giving up on his marriage.

For some reason, Ozzy was down at the University of Phoenix in Orange County, CA ... when he held up his left hand and revealed he's still wearing his wedding ring.

This was just a few hours after Sharon Osbourne went on "The Talk" and confirmed what TMZ first reported -- that she's moved out of their house, now that Ozzy's returned.

Sharon says they're still talking -- obviously, he's keeping hope alive too.

Bella Hadid's thong hung on for dear life after taking a dip, not that we're complaining.

Cristiano Ronaldo can't be bothered with shielding himself from the rain ... so, he's gotta guy to do it for him.

Here's the soccer superstar walking with a personal umbrella holder in London on Tuesday ... ensuring he remained model ready for the waiting photogs.

Eva Mendes flashed a "fooled ya" smile on her way out of lunch with Ryan Gosling and Esmeralda -- the kid we knew about, but baby Amada was still hidden from sight.

Ryan and Eva went out with the fam in L.A. for Mother's Day ... 24 hours before TMZ broke the story that they'd secretly already had their 2nd child on April 29.

Eva was still hiding behind her giant handbag, because on Sunday they were still pulling Operation Fake Stork Delivery. Shortly after the jig was up on Monday afternoon ... Ryan walked into Jimmy Kimmel's studio (where there was NO mention of Amada's birth).

It'll be interesting to see if Eva's still covering up the next time we see her.

Khloe Kardashian's still got a lot of junk in her trunk despite a rigorous workout regime that has every other part of her body slimming down.

Khloe ran errands Monday in Bev Hills, hitting up the Meche hair salon -- but in boots and jeans like this ... NO one was paying attention to her hair.

Ass ... still that family's greatest export.