Kylie Jenner Inches From Breaking Internet

Kylie Jenner in a ridiculously MINI dress exiting Khloe Kardashian's TV studio.

You don't even need to imagine. It's pretty much all there.

'Bachelor' Ex Courtney Robertson MY Life After Ben Is a Real Beach

'Bachelor' winner Courtney Robertson is at it again ... flaunting her ridiculously hot body at the beach, but this time she kept her bikini on.

If you recall ... Courtney won the Ben Flajnik edition of "The Bachelor" after they banged in a now famous "ocean sex" scene from season 16. Alas, like most of these TV romances, the relationship didn't last. Courtney spent Easter alone in Malibu ... looking hot!

Courtney's message in these pics is pretty clear -- I'm available!

'Bold and the Beautiful' Star The Harder Side Of Soap Operas!

Pierson Fode gives you six solid reasons here to keep watching "The Bold and the Beautiful" ... or to start if you're not on board yet.

The soap star flaunted his washboard abs while jogging in Hawaii and cooling off under waterfalls along the trail. The 24-year-old heartthrob actor is winning at life right now -- he just got an Emmy nomination for outstanding younger actor in a drama series.

That body is on the right show.

Nick Jonas & Lorde We're On Each Other's Team

Lorde picked up a tail at Lady Gaga's birthday party -- Nick Jonas was sticking close, as the singers left the bash together.

We're sure they were just looking out for the environment by carpooling Saturday night at No Name Club, They both looked so determined to ... save fuel.

We're not saying they hooked up -- however, 19-year-old Lorde and 23-year-old Nick are a lot closer in age than his on/off GF Kate Hudson.

Not that anyone's counting ... or hooking up.

Khloe & Lamar Going to the Chapel & We're ...

Speaking of resurrection ... Lamar Odom was back with Khloe Kardashian and the rest of the family for Easter church service.

Khloe and Lamar strolled into church looking like the married couple they still are -- and toting Kourtney's kids, Mason and Penelope too. Khloe's vowed to help nurse LO back to a full recovery.

As we first reported, they did steak dinner together just a couple days ago.

Despite all the signs ... Khloe's not copping to anything romantic between them. Yet.

Miley Cyrus Pssst, Hey LeBron ... My Sis Really Digs You!

Miley Cyrus can't win 'em all ... she took an L in a family feud at Madison Square Garden, 'cause she was stupid brave enough to back the Knicks.

Miley and older sis Brandi Cyrus sat courtside for the Knicks-Cavs game ... getting some extreme closeups of LeBron James. Despite the Knicks sucking hard this year (they lost by 14 last night) Miley rocked a Kristaps Porzingis' #6 t-shirt.

Brandi knew best this time, since she sported a King James jersey. Still, give the freshly minted 'Voice' judge partial credit for sticking with Godzingis.

Very fashionable.

Jen Garner Pretty in Pink ... and Damn Happy About It

Jennifer Garner rolled up her sleeves and got dirty ... for Easter's sake, even though her kids were nowhere in sight.

Jen took a little time to dip some eggs, and her fingers, into a self-painting setup in an L.A. park on Saturday ... while running a bunch of errands. The hands-on mom looked extremely pleased with her pastel choices.

In your face, Bunny!

And if you believe in Easter miracles -- that sweater looks similar to the one Ben Affleck tossed to Jen a few weeks ago. Hmm ...

1D's Louis Tomlinson Strollin' Solo With Baby Freddie

Louis Tomlinson turned heads while putting in quality time with his 2-month-old son because, let's face it, it's not everyday you see a One Direction member pushing around a stroller.

Louis pushed Freddie Thursday around the Calabasas Commons ... and made a stop at Barnes & Noble. Hopefully starting him off with the classics like "Goodnight Moon" or "Everyone Poops."

Naturally, we also recommend Sam Jackson's, "Go the F**k to Sleep."

Also ... warning to other boy banders: This could be you.

Use protection.

David Letterman Joaquin Phoenix Is My Spirit Animal

David Letterman the late night host is no more -- replaced by someone who looks a lot more like Joaquin Phoenix from back in the day.

The 68-year-old already is getting more unrecognizable by the day. He's down in St. Barts sporting a new bald and even bushier bearded look.

If any ZZ Top cover bands are hiring in the Caribbean ... get Dave a guitar.

Rob Kardashian Channels Inner Stepdaddy

8:05 AM PT -- On closer inspection ... it appears he's buying an organizer for King Cairo ... a possible sign Blac and her son may be shacking up with Rob long term.

Rob Kardashian did a little bonding with King Cairo on a trip to Toys "R" Us ... thing is ... Blac Chyna was nowhere in sight.

We've seen pics of Rob playing with Tyga's son ... and sources tell us Tyga's cool with it ... but taking the kid out alone?

As for whether Rob's alone time with King Cairo could incite Tyga ... well, maybe he should call Russell Wilson.

Joe Giudice Checks Into Prison Kisses Teresa's Ass G'bye

9:40 AM PT-- Joe's lawyer, James Leonard, tells TMZ Joe Giudice surrendered himself around noon. He was surrounded by his brother, sister, Teresa and several family members. "It was obviously a very emotional day, but this is a very strong family with a tremendous support system and they will get through this, just as they did when Teresa was away."

Joe and Teresa Giudice said their last goodbyes -- in public -- before Joe headed to the slammer for the next 41 months ... and shared one final kiss on the way out.

Joe got in a car headed to Fort Dix, a low security prison in New Jersey -- where he'll serve time for conspiracy to commit wire and bankruptcy fraud.

It's kinda like a passing of the baton -- Teresa already served 11 months for the same charges.

David Letterman Bald and Bearded in St. Barts!!

David Letterman is BALD in St. Barts!! ... but the beard remains off limits.

The former late night jokester unveiled the new look Tuesday during a jog in the Caribbean as he blasted tunes into his eardrums.

Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez We're Back On ... But Not that Way

Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are back together ... but it's not what you think.

We're told the soon-to-be divorced couple were leaving LAX for a flight down to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico with their 2-year-old son, Maceo, and Halle's 8-year-old daughter, Nahla.

The divorce started out super nasty. Halle felt Olivier's temper was out of control and was furious she got dragged into a lawsuit over an assault at LAX.

Our sources say the two are now getting along and even friendly, but there's "no chance" they're getting back together.

Tom Brady & Gisele Hot, Sexy Surfing Couples Sesh In Costa Rica

Here's Tom Brady and Gisele -- two of the best looking people on earth -- hitting the beach in Costa Rica in a couple's surfing session.

Don't worry Patriots fans ... Brady and Gisele have been surfing in Costa Rica for years -- and the guy knows what he's doing. Though, from what we've seen, G's better on the board.

The two hit Costa Rica together all the time -- we've seen them surfing out there before ... but this year, they look particularly happy together ... kissing and acting all flirty.

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