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"Heroes Reborn" star Ryan Guzman looks good with a shirt on but completely shirtless, it's game over for any dude standing next to him.

Guzman took off his wife beater for a photo shoot Tuesday in L.A. and revealed he's been hiding an insanely ripped stomach to go with his buff arms.

Patrick Dempsey is still in the middle of divorce proceedings ... but in name only, because it's abundantly clear he and his wife are back together.

Patrick and Jillian are vacationing with their kids in St. Barts, and the pictures tell a compelling reconciliation story. Jillian filed for divorce 13 months ago ... we're told primarily because Patrick had become so obsessed with racing cars he became an absentee hubby.

He fought to get her back, and clearly won the battle.

Joe Jonas learned there's a not-so-glamorous side of rock 'n' roll too when he was forced to use a porta-potty just like the rest of the crowd ... at his own concert.

Joe's band, DNCE, performed in Miami Sunday at Model Volleyball, which is exactly what it sounds like. Just a guess, but ... getting to watch hot athletic chicks in bikinis frolic in the sand all day should take the sting out of the nasty bathroom experiences.

Jennifer Lawrence has a message for the people watching her go.

J Law enjoyed the perfect 80 degree winter temps in LA Sunday ... strolling with a pal in hipsterville neighborhood, Echo Park.

"Ghost Adventurers" star Zak Bagans has closed a possible portal to Hell by demolishing his haunted house.

Bagans had the Gary, Indiana crib bulldozed ... this after an encounter during the filming of his documentary ... an encounter with "dark energy."

The "Ghost Adventures" star bought the house in 2014 after reports surfaced the family that had been living there was terrorized by demons.

Zak says the demons were the real deal, and felt strongly it should never be inhabited again. He believes dark energy permeated the rubble ... so he had it locked away in a storage facility.

Kesha couldn't hold back her tears as soon as the judge announced she had to honor her contract with Sony Music.

A NY Daily News photog captured the emotional moment Friday in a New York City courtroom. As we reported, the judge refused to grant Kesha an injunction that would have allowed her to record music outside her Sony deal.

Hello, I'm in California dreaming about ... a deal at Target!!

Yes, Adele was dressed down like any other mom searching for sales Thursday in the West Hollywood Target. Looks like she was checking out a coloring book for her 3-year-old son.

What? Just because a woman sells out SIX nights at Staples Center in no time flat, wins 10 Grammys and releases the best selling album of the year -- she can't get a bargain on laundry detergent?

Rob Kardashian got a faceful of DNA on his way out of a laser skin treatment center ... courtesy of Blac Chyna.

BC gave her man a good ole fashion tongue bath outside the Epione Cosmetic Laser Center on Thursday evening -- a far more romantic display than the platonic one posted on IG a few hours earlier.

Now that we see the actual swapping of spit up close ... kinda sorry we questioned their passion. We get it guys ... you're really dating.

#ewww

Jennifer Lawrence got A-level Wang treatment in NYC ... at the expense of some frigid shoppers.

Alexander Wang's store went into lockdown mode Thursday so J Law and a friend could browse the racks by their lonesome ... leaving a few vagabond shoppers to shiver in the 37 degree weather.

Shortly after the actress arrived, the manager pulled down the blinds for complete privacy.

It's like Dickens ... only real.

When Samantha Hoopes is on the move people pay attention -- mostly because she always looks like this when she's doing it.

Hoopes stepped out in Miami to do ... whatever smoking hot models do when they're not posing or partying, and thankfully she was wearing the least amount of clothing the law will allow.

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit model proves what we already suspected -- absolutely everything is hotter on South Beach ... even errands.

Truth be told ... SW's west coast outings are pretty damn hot too.

Okay, she officially needs a nickname -- Ashley "Dammmn" Graham ... one of the new S.I. Swimsuit Issue cover girls slayed 'em in white during a Miami event.

For maximum enjoyment, sing the following while perusing the pics:
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture

Lady Gaga showed off her freshly-minted David Bowie tattoo Wednesday night in NYC.

Gaga got the tat 2 days before she slayed at the Grammys with her homage to the legend.

Showing it off requires a certain type of dress. Mission accomplished.

Somebody get Maverick on the horn ... Val Kilmer appears to be on the road to recovery, and ready for a wingman.

Val was spotted at Heathrow Airport Wednesday, looking the best we've seen him in a long time. You'll recall, about a year ago he was getting treatment for what doctors suspected was a tumor on his throat -- and he's rarely been seen in public since then.

He's been taking in some London plays recently and touring art galleries.

Leonardo DiCaprio's exes Kelly Rohrbach and Erin Heatherton were super tight -- in a serious hip-lock -- at the S.I. Swimsuit bash in NYC.

The leggy, smoking hot blondes seem to be doing just fine in their post-Leo lives. Look for more of Kelly in the new "Baywatch" movie -- she's playing Pam Anderson's character, C.J. Parker -- and look for more of Erin ... in your dreams.

We'd say Leo's ears were ringing Tuesday night, but it was probably a different body part.

Gigi Hadid's outfit at the S.I. Swimsuit Issue party left little to the imagination, except this -- we can't imagine where the hell her butt went!

Put out an A.P.B. because Gigi's much beloved ass was definitely missing at the NYC event. We're gonna chalk this up to really, really bad camera angles ... even though the profile shot isn't all that cheeky either.

Let's just remember better days -- Gigi's ass at last year's Tommy Hilfiger show ...

Kim Kardashian took North West ice skating for the very first time and wow is it adorable!

Kim's in NYC for Fashion Week, but took some time out for skating on the pop-up rink at The Standard hotel.