Sam Smith My Golden Globe Gives Me Great Pleasure

Sam Smith got to the nub of the matter when he celebrated his Golden Globe win.

Sam tasted sweet victory at the Beverly Hilton Hotel before leaving for an after-party at the Chateau Marmont on the Sunset Strip.

Now we know ... it's way better than a door stop.

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Justin Bieber See the Ball ... Be the Ball

Justin Bieber is damn serious about his stroke, so serious ... he's seeking professional help.

Justin was taking tennis lessons this weekend in L.A., concentrating on his forehand. We've already seen Sporty Biebs kill it in hockey, skateboarding, ping pong and hoops. Remember, he already has an MVP trophy from an NBA Celebrity All-Star game.

Anyway, tennis is a way better pastime than pissing off Mayan Gods by pulling down your pants -- so kudos to Bieber.

Katy Perry Orlando Bloom Is a ... Really Close Talker

Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry had a hot night ... of conversation after the Golden Globes.

They seemed to be getting very cozy at the Weinstein Company and Netflix after-party.

But since Katy and her bf just did a duet of "Natural Woman" -- less than 2 weeks ago -- we're sure Orlando was just chatting about his fave John Mayer tunes ... and NOT her enormous boobs.

J.J. Abrams to Steven Spielberg Thanks for that Job Reference!!!

J.J. Abrams had a big "thank you" dinner Thursday, no doubt heaping gratitude on Steven Spielberg ... the dude who got him the 'Star Wars' gig.

The most famous directors in the world dined at Craig's in WeHo, where J.J. no doubt profusely thanked the "Jurassic Park" director for singing J.J.'s praised to 'Star Wars' producer Kathleen Kennedy, saying he was a must hire.

The last time they worked together was on the alien blockbuster "Super 8" ... no word if they were yakking about a new project, but fingers crossed.

Lil Eazy-E Gimme That, That, That Blunt

Lil Eazy-E, the son of late N.W.A. rapper Eazy-E, was up to his ears in bud at a Southern California marijuana dispensary.

His pop was a notorious weed smoker ... so safe to say the apple doesn't fall from the tree.

Judging from the pic ... that bud Lil Eazy is holding has a ways to go before it's ready for harvest, but something tells us he won't be down 2 tha last roach anytime soon.

Model Charlotte McKinney Majorly Strapped for Vegas

Charlotte McKinney ... 2 reasons you blew it by not being in Las Vegas Wednesday night.

The model and "Dancing with the Stars" alum broke necks with a grand opening ... of the Encore Players club at the Wynn.

She's come a long way since busting on the scene in that Carl's Jr. ad -- but not too far. Thankfully.

Shia LaBeouf It's Hard to Get Arrested ... When You're Sucking Face!

Shia LaBeouf took a break from his usual pasttimes -- getting arrested, getting hospitalized or just acting crazy -- to make out with his girlfriend Mia Goth Wednesday in L.A.

Love doesn't just move mountains. It keeps you out of handcuffs ... sometimes.

Mark Cuban I Love You, Man!!

Damn, boss ... you are really riding my ass!

Mark Cuban takes his team bonding very, very seriously. Can't knock him for joining in on this dog pile though. Deron Williams hit a 3-pointer at the buzzer of double OT to defeat the Kings Tuesday night.

He who signs the checks, celebrates anyway he wants.

Cosby Accuser Taking All Kinds O' Crap

Andrea Constand, the accuser in the first criminal case against Bill Cosby, was out walking her dogs in Toronto -- the first time she's been seen since Cosby's arrest last week.

The 42-year-old massage therapist and former Temple University employee first went to police in 2004 ... claiming she was drugged and assaulted by Cosby. He's now free on $1 million bail after getting charged with aggravated indecent assault.

Andrea's dealing with a lot of crap these days ... judging by the size of those poodles.

Dennis Quaid Feel the Burn Of My 8 Pack

Dennis Quaid relaxed with an 8 pack on his Hawaiian vacation, but no beer was involved ... that we could see.

Quaid showed off his hardcore abs along with his lobster-red tan poolside on Oahu's North Shore. Normally this type of thing wouldn't be a big deal ... except Quaid is flippin' 61!

Can't knock his gym hustle. However, he should know to apply sunscreen more liberally.

Mark Salling Nothing to Hide ... With Ride or Die Friend

Mark Salling isn't dodging the public eye during his child pornography case -- he got in a workout at an L.A. gym Monday, and at least one of his female friends is standing by him.

The former "Glee" star is out on bail after he was arrested on December 29. He'll be back in court later this month, but for the time being he seems to be trying to stick to a normal routine.

The unidentified woman wasn't shying away from Mark's side as photogs took pics. Gotta say, that's a true friend.

Michelle Rodriguez Wins Hairy Pits Competition

Michelle Rodriguez didn't actually take the prize -- but she would have if Cancun held a Hottest/Hairiest Pageant.

Michelle rang in the new year by frolicking in the waves with her new friend ... that underarm bush she's rocking again.

Confidence. Michelle's got it in bunches ... or bushels.

John Legend & Chrissy Teigen So Cute You'll Wanna Puke

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen just took being "that couple" to a whole new level.

The two -- technically three -- were at LAX Friday and started off 2016 in color-coordinated outfits.

We're not saying we're jealous or anything, but if "relationship goals" existed ... this is it.

Kendall Jenner & Harry Styles All Hands On Deck

Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles became extra familiar with each other on a luxury yacht in St. Barts.

The two were spotted Wednesday getting handsy after reports surfaced they'd been vacationing together in Anguilla the night before.

It's unclear if the two are "officially official" but judging by the pics, the 20-year-old supermodel and 21-year old pop star certainly have no problem packing on the PDA.

Anchor's aweigh.

George Lucas Winning at Life, He Is

As the new 'Star Wars' film breaks box office records ... its former boss, George Lucas, vacationed in St Barts with his wife.

Lucas has been hanging on Paul Allen's famous yacht, Tatoosh, which is the 43rd biggest yacht in the world.

So while Lucas is missing out on this latest windfall, selling LucasFilm for $4 billion clearly had its perks.

Bella Hadid & The Weeknd We Float Each Other's Boat

Bella Hadid and The Weeknd shook off break-up rumors by partying on a yacht Monday in Miami with pal Karrueche Tran.

As TMZ first reported, Bella and Weeknd are still going strong ... especially since Weeknd is on break from his tour.

We're told they're spending New Year's Eve together and Bella will be front and center when Weeknd plays his January 2 show in Vegas.

We're also told Bella's planning a big birthday bash in Feb for his 26th birthday.