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Oh ... it is? Well, damn.

Bindi Irwin and Derek Hough got soaked practicing their latest routine for "Dancing with the Stars."

If you can't tell by the picture ... they're recreating the famous Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey dance lift from "Dirty Dancing" for next week's movie night -- and seem to have already nailed it.

Bindi and Derek are already in the lead on the scoreboard ... and they're not going anywhere.

Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas are still going strong ... in a new location this time, but we'll bet the end result was the same -- banging.

Nearly a month after they hung out in Disney World and Miami together, they popped up at the same Tribeca hotel in NYC. What a coincidence??!!

Nick slyly walked in just a few minutes before Kate showed up looking ridiculously hot, by the way ... baring her rock hard abs.

Kate is definitely dressed for the occasion.

Penelope Cruz is still hot enough to get U2 to play an entire concert ... JUST FOR HER -- at least that's what 24,000 people must have thought was happening in Barcelona.

Bono and co. played to a packed arena there this week, and when they made the mistake of inviting Penelope and hubby Javier Bardem on stage -- chica snapped pic after pic after pic as the band played on. She even had the lads pose for shots with Javier!

Imagine ... you pay through the nose to see 4 old Irish dudes rock out, and instead you end up with Penelope's bunny-ears-sporting-ass in your face.

Actually ...

Madonna has a superfan ... ex-husband Sean Penn, who was smack dab front and center at her Wednesday night concert in Vancouver.

Penn took in the show alongside Amy Schumer, who opened for Madge earlier on tour, but Penn only had eyes for his ex-wife.

It's the second time in a month he's caught his ex on the road, the last time being this past September in NYC.

All that staring might have paid off ... Madge dedicated the song "Secret" to a "special guest." The lyrics start, "Things haven't been the same since you came into my life, you found a way to touch my soul and I'm never, ever, ever gonna let it go..."

Secret's out?

Attention Tara Reid -- we now interrupt your Mexican vacay for shots of your BF caressing a tremendous bikini-clad ass ... that is NOT yours!

Not that Tara needed us to tell her, but yeah ... her dude, Yavuz Cansiz, shared a nice tight embrace with a female friend in Cancun while Tara got a bird's-eye view of the action.

As you'd expect, Yavuz had some 'splaining to do.

The last time Tara had this look on her face ... Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton's asses were cruising by her.

8:30 AM PST -- Tara tells us the photos are misleading, since Yavuz isn't even her BF. Soooo ... grab all the ass ya want, dude!

Henry Cavill attempted to take his dog for a low-key walk in London, while sporting a commando sweatshirt -- not that low-key is possible for him ... with that face, and the whole Superman thing.

BTW, hands-free removal of dog poop. Now that would be a SUPER power.

Kourtney Kardashian had a serious mom moment -- she looked away for a split second, and one of her kids took a car door to the face!

Kourt was actually holding 3-year-old Penelope's hand as they walked past a parked car in Malibu on Sunday -- and at that very moment, one of the car doors flung open.

Poor Penelope went down in a heap, and, naturally burst into tears. Mom and the nanny quickly comforted her ... and we're told she's okay.

Justin Bieber's lawyers are barking about three nude pics taken of him on vacation in Bora Bora, but we know Justin isn't all that pissed because the shots show just how ... GIFTED he is.

Multiple sources close to Bieber tell TMZ he was upset paparazzi, armed with telephoto lenses, snapped the photos of him butt (and other parts) naked frolicking with Jayde Pierce. We're told he thought it was a total invasion of his privacy.

We saw it the same way, and decided NOT to post the images. But our sources say Justin's anger faded when the pics went viral ... for one seemingly larger than average reason: Bieber's a really big deal, and we're told he's happy the world knows it now.

As we reported, JB's lawyers threatened media outlets that published the pics. We're told his legal team was just doing its job ... sending the message that Justin's not okay with the violation.

But reality is, there's almost zero chance Justin sues ... 'cause as they say, size matters.

Marilyn Manson was on the hunt for Dr. Claw as he left Nice Guy Thursday night in West Hollywood.

Go go gadget!

And if that doesn't work out, maybe Jared Leto might need a stand-in for "Suicide Squad."

Just sayin'.

Bella Thorne was bound to have a blast on her 18th birthday -- and so was her chest.

Bella showed up at Beso Restaurant in Hollywood ... sporting leather (mini-skirt) and a laced up top ... to celebrate adulthood with friends.

Her 23-year-old BF Gregg Sulkin was also there, because while it was Bella's big night ... it was even bigger for him. Just guessin'.

Ain't always pretty, but Jared Leto wears whatever the hell he wants, and it looks good ... on him. Usually.

Leto was cruising around NYC, still sporting a pink 'do ... which we're guessing is left over from shooting "Suicide Squad."

Based on the multi-colored pants and poncho, someone might have raided the wardrobe trailer.

Justin Bieber and his team are sending a strong message -- the nude photos of him published this week invaded his privacy, and anyone who posted them should take them down immediately.

TMZ has confirmed Bieber's legal team has sent multiple cease and desist letters to news outlets that published the pics, saying remove 'em or else. They claim the photos were taken without Bieber's knowledge. They show a naked Bieber in Bora Bora ... right before jumping into a pool.

Liam Hemsworth is catching waves instead of fire.

"The Hunger Games" star hit the water in Australia Wednesday for a surf session.

Looks like the youngest of the Hemsworth brood can hang ten ... even in the stomach department.

Anchor? Benzino barely knows her!

Okay, he actually does know her ... but we couldn't resist after seeing Benzino's maritime-themed pose with GF Althea Eaton's ever expanding uterus.

The former "Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta" stars announced in July they're expecting their first child together.

We know this much ... the kid's gonna be a fighter.

Tom Hanks is a dead ringer for Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, right down to the mustache, walking down a NYC sidewalk.

Hanks is in the Big Apple filming the biopic on the retired US Airways pilot who miracuously crash landed on the Hudson ... killing no one. Clint Eastwood is directing.

Good things happen when Hanks plays captain -- in WWII, on hijacked tankers or on shrimp boats.

Brace for Oscar impact ...