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Here's what Cindy Crawford really looks like untouched ... in a bikini.

Crawford hit the waves Monday with husband Rande Gerber in Miami, putting body shaming Internet trolls in their place with her itsy bitsy white snakeskin bikini and flat torso.

It's sweet justice for the mother of two who became the victim of an unflattering Photoshop prank.

Gerber seems to be keeping up with his wife, for the most part.

She turns 50 in February. Life truly is unfair.

Caitlyn Jenner and daughter Kylie grabbed lunch Monday ... the first time they've been seen in public since Kylie's 18th birthday party.

The two nibbled on sushi at Sugarfish in Calabasas after attending a NOH8 event in LA.

They were matching right down to the lipstick. Caitlyn opted for a more neutral color, while Kylie wore blue to show her support in honor of world bullying day.

Matthew McConaughey won't be donning prosthetics for his new movie "Gold" to turn himself into a Mr. Burns look-alike.

Oscar winners always go the extra mile.

Zoe Kravitz stacks up just fine against "Are You Gonna Go My Way" ... "Always on the Run" ... "Fly Away" or "Let Love Rule."

The "Dope" star was hanging on South Beach in a little black bikini -- reminding us Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet's music, movies and TV shows are NOT their only legacy in entertainment. Definitely not their hottest either.

American woman ... please come knocking around our door.

This is the ultimate power lunch -- a table for three with the guy who co-created Def Jam, the guy who directed "Iron Man" and the guy trying to colonize Mars.

Elon Musk, Jon Favreau and Rick Rubin all met for lunch Sunday on the Malibu Pier.

Favreau has mentioned his friendship with the SpaceX and Tesla Motors CEO in the past, saying he based "Iron Man's" Tony Stark on Musk. No word on how they both know Rubin, but there is a Def Jam film in the works.

Just how powerful was this meal? Check their reported net worth stats: Rubin, $250 Million ... Favreau, $60 Million ... and Elon Musk, $13.2 BILLION!

Photos from the DUI wreck Brandon Davis had Thursday night show just how horrific the accident was -- and TMZ has learned he was hanging with former NHL star Mike Comrie beforehand.

We broke the story, Brandon -- heir to the Davis oil fortune -- had a single car wreck in L.A. and absolutely destroyed his Mercedes Benz sedan. Davis was transported to a hospital, where police arrested him for an alleged DUI.

Earlier in the evening, Brandon was seen drinking wine with Comrie -- Hilary Duff's estranged husband -- at L.A. sushi joint Matsuhisa. It doesn't appear Comrie was in the car with Brandon at the time of the accident ... as the ambulance only transported one patient.

Davis, aka Greasy Bear ... has been released from the hospital, and is getting transported to jail.

'80s icon Grace Jones might be a senior citizen, but she's still pushing book sales like she's 25 -- Buy my book, see my boobs!

The ex-model and singer flashed fans and photogs who showed up at her NYC book signing Thursday -- walking the walk after she smack talked Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna and several other celebs.

67-year-old Grace thinks the new generation doesn't "challenge the status quo" enough. Hear that ladies? Get yer protest ya-yas out!

Still Strangé after all these years ...

Ben Affleck is carefree when he goes back to his old stomping ground -- as in he don't care how long his beard gets or how disheveled his hair looks ... 'cause it's Bahston ya bastahds!

Ben was wicked scruffy and puffy as he walked around South Boston Wednesday scouting locations for his upcoming Prohibition era flick, "Live By Night." He's set to direct and star in the film.

We'll just assume (and hope) he's letting it grow for the role.

Or maybe Jennifer Garner just digs the look.

Scott Disick and a hot leggy blonde put in some hardcore hours -- partying together all over NYC from daytime, into nighttime ... straight into Thursday morning.

Disick and the mystery chick started their party adventure at his hotel ... they were spotted walking out of the Trump Soho Wednesday afternoon. They hit up a bar in the East Village ...then a house party, and eventually 1 OAK Nightclub.

And they still weren't done. The mobile party kept rolling at Soho House ... where they eventually emerged at 6 AM Thursday.

Unclear who the young lady is, but she's the polar opposite of Kourtney Kardashian -- tall, blonde ... and obviously no issues with Scott's party lifestyle.

The lord has risen again.

iBored -- adj., a couple seated together and making eye contact ... with nothing but their smartphones; commonly seen in couples of 10 or more years.

Kylie Jenner and Tyga -- roughly one year into their relationship -- ate out in Calabasas.

Everything new gets old. Sometimes faster than you'd expect.

Donald Trump is a talker for sure, but sometimes he doesn't have to say anything to get votes.

This is what you get if you elect him ... a first lady who is runway ready.

Donald and Melania were leaving the Polo Bar in NYC Tuesday night, after eating some grub. They walked a block, back to their pad at Trump World Towers.

Less talk, more walk.

Don't mess with Kris Jenner in Paris.

The Kardashian matriarch is all over Fashion Week ... although it's hard to spot her in the considerable shadow of her mammoth new bodyguard, who is a dead ringer for a modern day Thor.

Sure, Kris is only 5'6" ... but her slab of beef-for-hire looks to be at least THREE heads taller than her. Warning: Approach the momager with extreme care.

King Kong (and the Eiffel Tower, for that matter) ain't got nothing on him.

Miley Cyrus was spotted. That's it. Just spotted ... as she arrived in NYC.

Maybe the stars on her face were supposed to distract everyone from the blotches of what looks like zit cream. It didn't work, but we're absolutely positive of one thing -- Miley don't care.

Miranda Kerr and BF Evan Spiegel were just like any other couple ... having date night at a Kanye West concert with a six pack -- oh, and he's got $2 billion in the bank.

Kerr and the Snapchat founder hit up West's concert Saturday night at the Hollywood Bowl with a sixer of Negra Modelos -- 'cause import brews are a must for Bowl nights.

They've only been together for a few months, but when she arrived at LAX before the concert ... the big 'M' came up. Check out her sly smile.

Kerry Washington could've used the services of Pope & Associates Thursday morning in NYC when a frantic and desperate fan rushed at her.

Kerry was leaving GMA and took time to pose for a few photos with fans, but after she took a couple of shots ... things got out of hand. More and more fans started coming over ... calmly at first, but a woman in a green jacket was the last straw.

Check it out ... police and a security guard stepped in at the last second to haul her away.

Scandal averted.

Kim Kardashian's learned a thing or two about fighting inflation ... of her ankles during pregnancy -- and let's just say she won't get fooled again.

Kim cruised out of her San Diego hotel and for once, chose comfort over fashion ... because in full public view she was wearing fuzzy slippers.

Looks like the run of the mill, hotel spa-issued slippers too -- and NOT couture!

There's a very simple reason why roughly 6-months pregnant Kim is dressing down. Who can forget the great ankle crisis of 2013?