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Pope Francis just arrived in the not-so-holy land of Washington, D.C. and he's keeping it European and austere ... chauffeured in an Italian-made Fiat.

Francis touched down Tuesday afternoon at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland before heading to the Vatican Embassy. Sticking true to his nickname of "The People's Pope" .. the Fiat 500 starts right around $20k.

Fiat motors tweeted "#blessed."

Kind of blows the Jennifer Lopez Fiat commercial away, right?

Is that a new purse on Jessica Simpson?

Nice.

Jennifer Garner went on a romantic dinner date in Malibu -- with her estranged husband Ben Affleck, and for once this was NOT about family time.

Ben and Jen were seen leaving Nobu Sunday night in Malibu. While the maybe exes have been together semi-frequently since annoucing their divorce in June, it's usually because they're doing things with their 3 kids.

The Nobu date was strictly for adults. According to ET, they drove there together and left together ... but there was no PDA.

Baby steps?

Kanye West spent an afternoon with daughter North -- who was rocking a natural 'do -- and apparently does not share her father's affinity for footwear.

Baby Boosts would make a killing ... just saying.

When Ray J smells a bacon wrapped hot dog, it's time to bust out the Benjamins.

Ray J left Henry’s in West Hollywood Monday night with a case of the late night munchies -- easily cured by some street meat.

Ray J hit up a hot dog vendor and whipped out a hundo for 2 bacon wrapped dogs, and let the guy keep the change on a $100. Average price on the dogs is usually $5, so yeah ... nice tip.

As for how he takes his danger dogs? NO ONIONS!!! Check out the clip for the rest of his order.

Do NOT trust your eyes ... this IS Kylie Jenner going deep, DEEP undercover on Monday without a lick of makeup, and what appears to be her real hair.

KJ was out car shopping ('cause one Ferrari's never enough) in Calabasas, and what an incredible difference a few days makes! The pic on the right is Kylie at NY Fashion Week.

The 18-year-old is now the reigning popularity queen in the fam, but we can't recall her rocking such a natural look in public since her pre-teen days. Nice to know Tyga's GF can still look like she's 18 every now and then.

Although we doubt he sees it that way.

Chris Brown is winning in the dad department ... believe it or not.

Chris brought his 1-year-old daughter Royalty onto the hardwood at the Power 106 All-Star Celebrity Basketball Game over the weekend in L.A.

Right now, Chris and baby mama, Nia Guzman, switch custody every 4 days -- and daddy Brown frequently brings her to work ... for adorable photo ops.

Y'know how proud parents are always showing you pics of their "cute" kids? Even when they're not really "cute?" Well, luckily Royalty actually is, since this is becoming a thing.

Check out their daddy-daughter dance.

Terrence Howard was weirdly in an armlock at the Emmys with one of his divorced wives, and they were both wearing wedding bling.

Mira Pak was clutching Terrence's arm as they mugged for the camera.

Terrence and Mira were married on October 2013, but she filed for divorce this March. She gave birth to their son 2 months later. The divorce became final in July.

So it's surprising that not only are they together, they're wearing rings.

Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere's baby girl will grow up with NO FEAR of the ocean -- not as long as her giant of father keeps toting her around like this.

Wlad took 9-month-old Kaya out for a dip in Miami over the weekend. She still looks like a tiny doll in his hands, but to be fair ... everything looks miniature next to a 6' 6" 246 pound man.

Looks like Mark Wahlberg is already in the spirit ... getting ready for the Halloween season. And we think the Emmy nominee ("Wahlburgers") even has a costume idea.

Kris Jenner just took a big step in her relationship with Corey Gamble, who played faux dad for a day with Kourtney Kardashian's kids.

Elizabeth Hurley has weathered the aging storm way better than most, for sure.

The star of "The Royals" was out in London with hubby Jake Maskall, who plays the King to her Queen on the show.

Justin Bieber's promotional tour touched down in Amsterdam, and you know what that means ... he HAD to score some coffee -- and by that, we mean marijuana.

Now, we don't know if Biebs indulged or inhaled, but he and DJ Martin Garrix hit up the Greenhouse Coffee Shop where menu highlights include: New York Diesel, Train Wreck, Super Silver Haze, El Nino, Temple Balls, and to wipe your mind clean on the way out -- Amnesia Haze.

No coffee? What do you mean?

Ben Stein learned the hard way, even with a private driver ... you can end up in an ugly car accident.

We're told Stein was in the backseat of an EmpireCLS SUV in Bev Hills when someone in a Prius flung open their car door ... striking Stein's vehicle.

We're told cops didn't show up because it was so minor -- the drivers exchanged info and left.

Ben sat patiently and the driver took him to his destination. He's fine.

One thing's for sure ... Ben didn't look too impressed ... but does he ever?

Khloe Kardashian is gonna mess around and get someone at Adidas a GIANT well-deserved bonus check -- based purely on her ass.

But you know he's gotta love watching her leave.

Tyga wisely tailed Kylie Jenner in NYC as she debuted a new hair color Wednesday evening. Seeing as how she's snatched the family popularity crown ... we'd expect Kylie's sisters to be the green ones.

Looks damn good on her though.