Ed O'Neill Modern Dad Bod

Al Bundy lives.

Here's 69-year-old Ed O'Neill getting his cycle AND his tan on ... Tuesday in LA.

Jiu-Jitsu (he's a black belt) does a body good.

Paula Deen Robe-Bust

Paula Deen's looking for all the support she can get on this season of "Dancing with the Stars."

She's gonna need it.

Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Upstage Kid Sisters ... Moms Got Legs!

The elder Kardashian girls will not go quietly -- Kim and Kourtney Kardashian slipped into leg (and nearly crotch) revealing outfits to take the whole fam bam out for dinner.

All 5 Kardashian-Jenner sisters (plus Tyga) ate out at Il Mulino in NYC ... where it's still Fashion Week.

Kendall-the-model, and Kylie-the-18-year-old might be getting all the attention lately but Kim and Kourtney's knee-high boots seem to be screaming -- we're the OGs of this game!

#RespectYourElders

Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Making Waves

The list of things Amber Rose and Blac Chyna have in common keeps getting longer.

We're guessing their baby daddys were on baby duty, so the BFFs stepped out in West Hollywood Sunday at Penthouse Day Club. Rose was barely recognizable.

They say best friends are like sisters ... Kardashians beware.

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Gigi Hadid & Joe Jonas Get Their Signals Crossed

Gigi Hadid was not super interested in Travis Scott's performance -- or her boyfriend, Joe Jonas -- 'cause she was completely fixated on her phone during Rihanna's New York Fashion Week party.

Eventually Gigi did pay him a little attention, not that he heard much of whatever she was whispering. We'll just say ... Joe appeared to be a little "under the weather."

Young love.

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Beyonce and Jay Z Who Needs a Mansion? We've Got A Boat!!

Beyonce and Jay Z are doing just fine in the wake of losing their LA mansion ... they're living it up on a boat.

The two were in Italy Thursday with Kelly Rowland and daughter Blue Ivy cruising around on the small vessel. They don't seem too concerned with the shared space -- something they might have to get used to.

TMZ broke the story ... Jay and B have 60 days to move out of the mansion they were renting after someone else bought it.

If you're worried ... don't be -- the little boat was on its way to a huge yacht where everyone will have plenty of room to spread out.

PewDiePie Hey Bros ... I'M IN HOLLYWOOD!

Heads up Seth Brogan, Selena Bromez, Angelina Brolie and even you Lindsay Brohan -- the biggest bro of all bros has finally touched down in Hollywood, PewDiePie -- and he brought his super hot GF with him.

Bro ... the YouTube video game god is reportedly in town to shoot a TV show ... and based on his Twitter page , he's pretty pumped about it.

"Off to LA, got 2 crazy months ahead of me! Exciteddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd"

Yeah.

It's been a HUGE month for the 25-year-old Swede -- real name Felix Kjellberg -- who hit 39 MILLION subscribers on his YouTube page ... and finally racked up 10 BILLION video views.

Plus, check out his girlfriend Marzia -- aka CutiePieMarzia -- with him at the airport.

Dude is winning.

The Weeknd, Bella Hadid In Case You Didn't Notice We're Together

The Weeknd and Bella Hadid made it photographically official Tuesday night ... leaving a club hand in hand.

They've been dating on the down-low for 4 months but last night clearly wanted it known ... they're together as they locked hands leaving Up and Down Nightclub in NYC.

A little background ... she's 18, he's 25.

Good looking couple for sure.

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Liberty Ross Jimmy Iovine Uses Beats Money For Massive Engagement Ring

Liberty Ross appeared to be leaning left Tuesday night ... probably because of the sheer weight of the enormous engagement ring on her finger.

Ross and fiance Jimmy Iovine --who has the Midas touch with both Interscope and Beats under his belt -- recently decided to tie the knot.

Score one for both.

North West Off the Chain Cuteness

Let there be no doubt ... Kanye West has the most adorable chick in the game wearing his chain -- as 'Hova once put it.

North West stepped out with Mom Monday in NYC but her outfit -- complete with combat boots and a fat gold chain -- was clearly an homage to Dad, who frequently rocks the exact same look ... in adult sizes.

Whether she's copying Kanye or Kim Kardashian ... North has learned to work the mini-me thing for all it's worth.

Johnny Depp Victory Lap in Venice

Johnny Depp made a splash in Venice, Italy as he arrived for the famous film festival ... to unveil a film that could be his best work ever.

Johnny's film, "Black Mass," is by all accounts incredible, and his performance may top everyone's this year. He plays Boston mafioso Whitey Bulger, who was indicted for 19 murders. Bulger, who disappeared for 16 years, was arrested in 2011 in Santa Monica.

Bulger was reputed to be an FBI informant at one time.

The makings of a great role.

Brian Austin Green My Finger Says I'm Still Married

Brian Austin Green hasn't quite thrown in the towel on his marriage to Megan Fox ... he was spotted Thursday doing a little grocery shopping with his wedding ring on full display.

Fox and Green announced they were separating August 19 and she filed for divorce a few days later.

Days after filing, Fox was out sans ring.

Lupita Nyong'o Now With Hair!

Lupita Nyong'o showed up Wednesday for her new play "Eclipsed" in New York City ... sporting a white tank top, a black pair of pants and ... HAIR.

So we have to ask ...

Lupita is better ...

Ryan Phillippe Skin to Win ... For Fitness

A shirtless Ryan Phillippe jogging over the weekend in his Beverly Hills neighborhood could be proof the fountain of youth does in fact exist.

Phillippe -- and his 6-pack abs -- don't look like they've aged a bit since his "Cruel Intentions" and "54" days.

This is 40, folks. For Ryan.

**Warning: Actual results may will vary if you try this at home**

Rita Ora Star-Spangled Nipples

Rita Ora put her love for the good ole U.S. of A. on full display ... on her nipples.

Ora fell 48 stars short of a true American flag salute after her Wednesday night show at the El Rey Theater in L.A. -- though we doubt she heard a single complaint about it.

Perhaps next time ... Rita can take a few pasty pointers from Miley Cyrus, who definitely wore them better last night on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

They are a party in the U.S.A.

Megan Fox In a Cool, Dark Place

Megan Fox was throwing major shade ... over her own face while out for a stroll with her little boy.

Mama Fox was rocking a giant floppy hat on Wednesday as she and 1-year-old Bodhi cruised around L.A. -- sans pops Brian Austin Green.

Don't read too much into that ... our sources tell us Megan and Brian's divorce is amicable, and they're still living under the same roof.

This is the first time either of them has been seen out in public since their split.