Mary Jo Buttafuoco GETS MARRIED!!!!!

Mary Jo Buttafuoco -- who was infamously shot in the face by her husband's teenage lover nearly 20 years ago -- re-married in Las Vegas yesterday.

Buttafuoco exchanged vows with a guy named Stu Tendler, who reportedly manages a print shop in Vegas. She used her maiden name in the ceremony ... Mary Jo Connery.

Mary Jo underwent numerous surgeries and lost her hearing in one ear as a result of the shooting. She wrote a book about the ordeal entitled, "Getting It Through My Thick Skull."

Amy Fisher served seven years in jail for the shooting, while Joey Buttafuoco did six months for statutory rape.

Beyonce and Jay-Z Blue Ivy’s Public Debut

Jay-Z and Beyonce carried a heavily bundled baby Blue Ivy out into the world for the first time ... hitting up Sant Ambroeus in the West Village for a little lunch today.

You need to crawl before you ball.

Gerard Butler Table for One

After three weeks in treatment for substance abuse at the Betty Ford Center, Gerard Butler was seen out yesterday ... having lunch by himself in Malibu.

As TMZ first reported, Butler developed a problem with pain medication following filming for his breakout role in "300." The problem returned when Butler was injured on December 18 while shooting the movie "Of Men and Mavericks."

Butler left rehab yesterday, with his manager releasing a statement that read, "Gerard left Betty Ford early this morning and he's healthy."

Eva Longoria Held Up in Hollywood

"Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria bordered on having a wardrobe malfunction as she left her restaurant Beso in Hollywood last night ... by barely wearing a little black dress with a very deep and interesting plunging neckline.

Despite being smokin' hot, the glowing 36-year-old did her best to contribute to the nip in the air.

Snooki Banned From Jersey Wine Shop

In an unwise financial move, the wine shop next to Snooki's new Jersey City home wants nothing to do with the little booze guzzlin' blast in a glass ... and even posted a sign on the door to keep her the hell out.

We're told Jwoww ain't welcome in the store either, so the ladies will have to schlepp their bronzed behinds a little further than next door when they want to binge drink for the cameras of their new reality show.

TMZ spoke to the GM at the wine shop ... who tells us, "Even if Jwoww shows up at our front door she will not be let in."

He adds, "The only thing they are good for is ridicule and amusement. There is no upside business wise, and the potential downside is God knows what. Why feed the embarrassment?”

Marcia Cross The Fake Stache Family Pic

While shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart on Tuesday, "Desperate Housewives" star Marcia Cross and her husband, sister and twin daughters tried to go unnoticed by getting photographed wearing fake mustaches.

It almost worked.

Drew Barrymore Pregnant? The Sonogram Holds the Secret

Drew Barrymore was clutching what appears to be sonogram results as she left a doctors office in Beverly Hills with her fiance late last week ... soooooo ... is Drew pregnant?!?!?

Here are the facts:
-- Drew is engaged to Will Kopelman, a 34-year-old art consultant ... who popped the question just a few months ago.

That's pretty much it for the facts.

We reached out to Drew's rep -- who politely gave us a "no comment" ... but it ain't exactly a denial.

So ... congrats?

'Mob Wives' Renee Graziano BUSTED in Florida

"Mob Wives" lovely Renee Graziano brought out the huge, er, guns by showing off her $30,000 post-op buxom bod​ in a sexy blue bikini at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Florida the other day.

Renee is guilty of rack-eteering.

Kim Kardashian Baby Got Front ... & Back!

It's hard to tell what's hotter: Kim Kardashian's ridiculous curves from the front or her bootyful bod from the back.

With her purple bikini stretched to the limit in Miami this weekend, Kim -- along with her good pal Jonathan Cheban at her side -- made sure all her smokin' hot lady parts were ready for their close-up.

She can take it from all sides.

Brian Austin Green & Megan Fox His & Hers Rock Hard Bodies

Proving their marriage is as fit as they are, original "90210" star Brian Austin Green, 38, and his gorgeous bikini-clad 25-year-old wife Megan Fox got touchy feely with each other while showing off their happily married ripped physiques in Hawaii this weekend.

They are abs-olutely perfect for each other.

Elizabeth Smart Shows Off New Husband ... and New RING!

One day after tying the knot in Hawaii, Elizabeth Smart flaunted her brand new wedding ring while holding hands with brand new hubby Matthew Gilmour yesterday.

This is the first pic of the 24-year-old Brigham Young student since her Saturday wedding at a Mormon temple on Oahu's North Shore.

Smart and 22-year-old Gilmour dated for a year ... and were engaged for a month ... before tying the knot.

Smart made headlines back in 2002 when, at age 14, she was kidnapped from her home and held captive for 9 months by a sexually abusive psychopath. She was rescued after a biker noticed her abductor, Brian David Mitchell, attempting to conceal Smart's identity while traveling around Utah.

Last year, Mitchell was sentenced to life in prison for the kidnapping.

Gisele Bundchen Tom Brady Still Loves Me ... in a Bikini

Gisele Bundchen knows ... the best way to get your husband to forgive you for publicly trashing his butterfingery teammates ... is by prancing around in a tiny bikini.

Gisele and Super Bowl XLVI loser Tom Brady were spotted in a beachfront lip-lock/ ass-grab in Central America this weekend ... during a family vacation with their son Benjamin.

As TMZ previously reported, several of Tom's New England Patriots teammates were "disappointed" when Gisele vented after the Super Bowl ... saying, "My husband cannot f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time."

As you can see from the pics, Tom clearly has the best hands on the team.

Kevin Costner Whitney's Funeral Is Over ... Time to Go LINSANE!!!

The day after speaking at the funeral of Whitney Houston, Kevin Costner hit up Madison Square Garden this afternoon to check out Jeremy Lin and the New York Knicks.

In other Lin news, ESPN announced today that it "dismissed" the employee responsible for the offensive headline about Lin that appeared on their mobile site over the weekend.

The headline, which featured the phrase "chink in the armor," appeared for only 35 minutes in the middle of the night, the network said. ESPN also suspended an anchor who made a similar comment on air.

Kim Kardashian The World's Most Expensive Gym Bag

When Kim Kardashian goes to workout her million dollar booty, she doesn't just throw her sweaty rags in any old duffel -- she carries the world's most highly coveted handmade leather purse ... the Hermes Birkin.

Kim left a Beverly Hills gym on Thursday holding a black Birkin, which can cost anywhere from $9k to about $150k ... just ask Rick Yune​.

She's one bougie bag lady.

Kevin Costner Bringing Baggage to Whitney's Funeral

Kevin Costner had his hands full at LAX moments ago, where he's set to board a plane bound for Whitney Houston's "Home Going" ceremony in Jersey -- grabbing his wife with one hand, and a trolley bag with the other.

As TMZ previously reported, Whitney's funeral is expected to be star-studded -- with invites like Oprah, Stevie Wonder, and Aretha Franklin.

Mel Gibson was invited, but is unable to attend.

We posted video earlier today -- Ray J and Brandy are already on their way to the East Coast.

'Life Without Limbs' Author Honeymoons in Hawaii

Australian motivational speaker and author of "Life Without Limbs" Nick Vujicic hung out on the beach taking pics of his hot new wife Kanae Miyahara, while on their honeymoon in Hawaii on Thursday.

29-year-old Vujicic was born with Tetra-amelia syndrome, a rare disorder characterized by the absence of all four limbs.

FYI -- Nick can write, type, play drums, brush his teeth ... and apparently take photos.

Sorry Bobby Brown ... THIS GUY is a true bad ass.